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REPUBLICAN DELIMMA
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RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Dec 30 2011, 4:26 AM EST
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HOW WILL THE POTENTIAL NOMINEES TO BE THE PARTY'S NOMINEE FOR PRESIDENT
RESPOND TO A BALLOT MEASURE THAT WILL BE ON THE SAME BALLOT IN CALIFORNIA
A JOB KILLING, TAX INCREASING GOVERNMENT INTRUSION INTO A SMALL
BUSINESS PRIMARILY LOCATED IN CALIFORNIA.

A GROUP TRYING TO PREVENT THE SPREAD OF AIDS HAS A BALLOT MEASURE
REQUIRING CONDEMNS BE WORN BY ALL MALE ACTORS ON ALL PORN MOVIES
AND THE INDUSTRY MUST PAY FOR GOVERNMENT INSPECTORS, A
TAX ON THEIR BUSINESS, TO INSURE COMPLIANCE.

THIS IS A MAJOR THREAT, BY GOVERNMENT TO THIS SMALL BUSINESS THAT COULD
SERIOUSLY INTERFERE WITH THE BUSINESS.

MORE GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS?.
dpnewell Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Dec 30 2011, 6:20 AM EST
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Aren't Democrats the condom advocates? Who is sponsering this bill, Rick, Rs or Ds? What has been your Messiah's response? Do you, as a self proclaimed Liberal agree or disagree with this bill? You Libs talk about personal freedom, but this type of government intrusion seems like something you folks would be pushing for.

I, as a Libertarian would be totally against it, and can pretty much assure you that Ron Paul would be also. Of course Wheel will be outraged, but not for political reasons, lol.
HockeyDad Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Dec 30 2011, 7:16 AM EST
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Move the porn industry to Nevada. Problem solved.

California should be accustomed to its industries packing up and leaving.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Dec 30 2011, 7:46 AM EST
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So Rick is into midget porn?

Makes sense.
borndead1 Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Dec 30 2011, 9:50 AM EST
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Government approved porn? Huh

Of course, government porn could only ever be midget porn. They've been screwing the little guy for years.
herfidore Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Dec 30 2011, 11:48 AM EST
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[quote=HockeyDad][size=8][color=red][b]Move the porn industry to Nevada. Problem solved.

But what will all the UCLA coeds do for jobs after graduation?
MikeyRavioli Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Dec 30 2011, 2:53 PM EST
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so both parties are more than willing to jam their love sticks into our poop holes. the republicans are at least kind enough to require the wearing of a condom. I hope its a lubed one.
jackconrad Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Dec 30 2011, 3:24 PM EST
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Screwed Again !
snowwolf777 Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Dec 31 2011, 3:54 PM EST
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I'm sure they'll respond by giving it all the time and consideration it deserves.

In the meantime, we can create an entirely new bureaucracy that includes a Pecker Czar, writing a 300-page codified pecker regulation that includes exact specifications for pecker tarps, specific installation instructions, and a list of approved vendors of pecker tarps. Then we have to build, staff, and train an entire Bureau of Pecker Inspectors who will, of course, require offices, government-issued cars, computers, pecker inspection software programs that automatically generate a pecker safety rating, and a fine schedule for each inspection.

Then hire a battery of attorneys to defend the government's side after adverse percker inspections are contested. A research staff to constantly come up with new pecker regulations. Pecker tax codes. Annual pecker licenses, pecker registration paperwork, some kind of decal or sticker to go some damn where for approved peckers, annual pecker inspection fees, a pecker lobby in DC, and a pecker tarp lobby.

All this, of course, will require a couple billion in Pecker Tarp Funding. Lotta shovel-ready jobs there. Just gotta get the cash to get 'em going.

Beer

Stinkdyr Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Jan 4 2012, 9:42 AM EST
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MikeyRavioli wrote:
so both parties are more than willing to jam their love sticks into our poop holes. the republicans are at least kind enough to require the wearing of a condom. I hope its a lubed one.



Ribbed, for your pleasure.


Herfing
Rclay Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Jan 9 2012, 1:14 AM EST
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How is this even a Republican Dilemma?
yardobeef Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Jan 9 2012, 1:27 AM EST
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Rclay wrote:
How is this even a Republican Dilemma?


It's not. Please read the title carefully.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Jan 9 2012, 8:01 AM EST
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yardobeef wrote:
It's not. Please read the title carefully.


+10 on the Jackassery throw.
HockeyDad Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Jan 9 2012, 8:04 AM EST
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Posts: 46,160
I think it would be really cool if Republicans were actually vampires and Democrats were actually werewolves and if they got out in bright sunlight the Republicans would get all sparkly and stuff.

....and they fought over a d y k e.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Jan 9 2012, 8:05 AM EST
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WITH their fingers plugging it up?


You do remember that GW blew them up after Katrina hit NO riiight?
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Jan 9 2012, 10:10 AM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
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I BLAME GEORGE SENIOR AND HIS WIFE, THE MOTHER OF GEORGE JR.

THEY SHOULD HAVE RECOGNIZED THAT THIS OFFSPRING WAS "DIFFERENT."

HE WOULD NOT EAT WITH THE FAMILY WHEN THEY USED THE "GOOD DISHES",
NOR BE PART OF ANY AFTER DINER DISCUSSIONS LEST HE EMBARRASS HIMSELF
OR THE FAMILY. HE WOULD REMAIN ON THE FAMILY COMPOUND AND NOT
BE MENTIONED..

CHILDREN OF POOR PEOPLE LIKE LITTLE GEORGE, WOULD HAVE BEEN INSTITUTIONALIZED..

INSTEAD, PROBABLY BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY HAD BRED, THEY SPOILED HIM AND PUT HIM IN
CHARGE OF THE COUNTRY, WHICH HE PROCEEDED TO BREAK.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, Jan 9 2012, 11:19 AM EST
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RICKAMAVEN wrote:
I BLAME GEORGE SENIOR AND HIS WIFE, THE MOTHER OF GEORGE JR.

THEY SHOULD HAVE RECOGNIZED THAT THIS OFFSPRING WAS "DIFFERENT."

HE WOULD NOT EAT WITH THE FAMILY WHEN THEY USED THE "GOOD DISHES",
NOR BE PART OF ANY AFTER DINER DISCUSSIONS LEST HE EMBARRASS HIMSELF
OR THE FAMILY. HE WOULD REMAIN ON THE FAMILY COMPOUND AND NOT
BE MENTIONED..

CHILDREN OF POOR PEOPLE LIKE LITTLE GEORGE, WOULD HAVE BEEN INSTITUTIONALIZED..

INSTEAD, PROBABLY BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY HAD BRED, THEY SPOILED HIM AND PUT HIM IN
CHARGE OF THE COUNTRY, WHICH HE PROCEEDED TO BREAK.



Well, that is a dilemma isn't it? Yes, blaming a former President that hasn't been anywhere near any policy debate in over 15 years! Then there's the whole notion of being outraged because he procreated...with a female! Another President no less! How many former President's can make THAT claim? My God...the stars must've line up for this type of divine act! The odds are astounding! I have a better chance of winning a lottery! Why if he was a democrat then in order to feel the very same outrage the same would have to be the outcome of a same sex marriage and he slipped out the poop chute and then on his (yeah his...even if it was a girl she'd have a sex change and become a man! So there!) way to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave!

GW STILL running the nation and the Republican Party...yes the quandry is a deep one. The main question that hasn't been raised is where does Sarah Palin fit in? She's a mover and a shaker withing the GOP and can call her minions to do her bidding at will. There's even the claim that Dennis Kucinich has made that she can control UFO's and Flying Monkeys! Can you imagine what she could do against those evil Iranians and democrats with THAT arsenal? Forget crop circles and Bigfoot! We're talking about total GLOBAL DOMINATION!

OH THE HUGE MANATEES!!!!
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