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[b]Democrats Revise Convention Schedule[/b]
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RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Sep 5 2012, 2:54 PM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248

CHARLOTTE (The Borowitz Report)—The
Democratic National Convention today
released a dramatically revised schedule for
the night of Wednesday, September 5th:


8:00 Call to Order by First Lady Michelle
Obama
8:10 National Anthem, performed by
Branford Marsalis (saxophone), Michelle
Obama (vocals)
8:15 Pledge of Allegiance to Michelle
8:20 Former President Bill Clinton introduces
video of Michelle Obama
8:25 Video replay of last night’s speech by
Michelle Obama (on loop until 10:58)
10:58—10:59 Remarks by Vice-President Joe
Biden
10:59 Benediction by the Reverend Michelle
Obama
lgops Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Sep 5 2012, 2:58 PM EST
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OMG, she may be the second coming of the virgin mary....
dstieger Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Sep 5 2012, 3:03 PM EST
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Posts: 10,889
lgops wrote:
OMG, she may be the second coming of the virgin mary....


Then she probably wouldn't be a virgin?
lgops Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Sep 5 2012, 3:18 PM EST
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Not after the first. . . hehe
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Sep 5 2012, 7:00 PM EST
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maybe now some will recognize what the Borowitz Report is...humor folks.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Sep 5 2012, 7:03 PM EST
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Posts: 55,554
frankj1 wrote:
maybe now some will recognize what the Borowitz Report is...humor folks.



Oh is THAT what that is...meh...he's trying WAAAAY too damned hard then.
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