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Stinkdyr Offline
#1 Posted:
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I told you that this was coming........it is only a question of time.
As I have been saying, Texas will secede first.

>> In the wake of last week's presidential election, thousands of Americans have signed petitions seeking permission for their states to peacefully secede from the United States. The petitions were filed on We the People, a government website.

States with citizens filing include Alabama, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Oregon, South Carolina, Tennessee and Texas. Oddly, folks from Georgia have filed twice. Even stranger, several of the petitions come from states that went for President Barack Obama.

The petitions are short and to the point. For example, a petition from the Volunteer State reads: "Peacefully grant the State of Tennessee to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government." Of all the petitions, Texas has the most signatures so far, with more than 23,000.

Of course, this is mostly a symbolic gesture. The odds of the American government granting any state permission to go its own way are on par with winning the lottery while getting hit by a meteor while seeing Bigfoot while finding gluten-free pizza that tastes like the real thing.

An article from WKRC quotes a University of Louisville political science professor who explained that these petitions aren't uncommon. Similar petitions were filed following the 2004 and 2008 elections. Still, should the petitions garner 25,000 signatures in a month, they will require an official response from the Obama administration.

From the We the People site:

The right to petition your government is guaranteed by the First Amendment of the United States Constitution. We the People provides a new way to petition the Obama Administration to take action on a range of important issues facing our country. We created We the People because we want to hear from you. If a petition gets enough support, White House staff will review it, ensure it's sent to the appropriate policy experts, and issue an official response.

Not everybody who wants to secede is polite enough to write a petition. Peter Morrison, treasurer of the Hardin County (Texas) Republican Party, wrote a post-election newsletter in which he urges the Lone Star State to leave the Union.

"We must contest every single inch of ground and delay the baby-murdering, tax-raising socialists at every opportunity. But in due time, the maggots will have eaten every morsel of flesh off of the rotting corpse of the Republic, and therein lies our opportunity... Why should Vermont and Texas live under the same government? Let each go her own way in peace, sign a free trade agreement among the states and we can avoid this gut-wrenching spectacle every four years."
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HockeyDad Offline
#2 Posted:
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Official response from the Obama administration......

We won. Scoreboard.
Stinkdyr Offline
#3 Posted:
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I would LOVE to see Barry Hussein Pol Pot Obama try to stop TX from seceding.

Herfing
snowwolf777 Offline
#4 Posted:
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That whole secession thingie worked out well for the south the last time around.



Stinkdyr Offline
#5 Posted:
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Would our enlightened gubment REALLY shoot other citizens to FORCE them to remain a part of the USSA?

Eh comrade?

Herfing

drywalldog Offline
#6 Posted:
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Key West tried it, what a massacre!
HockeyDad Offline
#7 Posted:
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Stinkdyr wrote:
Would our enlightened gubment REALLY shoot other citizens to FORCE them to remain a part of the USSA?

Eh comrade?

Herfing




YES. There may be a Predator already watching you.
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
YES. There may be a Predator already watching you.



or a war puppy-dog..... Mellow
drywalldog Offline
#9 Posted:
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Dont worry Stink, the generals are too busy to hit the fire button.
drywalldog Offline
#10 Posted:
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What a neat website, puts eve ryones name on a list for rounding up later, sign up men. Too convenient.
Stinkdyr Offline
#11 Posted:
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drywalldog wrote:
What a neat website, puts eve ryones name on a list for rounding up later, sign up men. Too convenient.



Sorta brings out your inner Khmer Rouge, doesn't it?

Herfing
HockeyDad Offline
#12 Posted:
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That site is run by the White House.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#13 Posted:
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Posts: 55,618
Stinkdyr wrote:
Would our enlightened gubment REALLY shoot other citizens to FORCE them to remain a part of the USSA?

Eh comrade?

Herfing




You haven't been paying attention!

FEMA has been allowing foreign troops on our soil for YEARS!

They know that there would be resistance to firing upon or rounding up of US citizens in the ranks.
teedubbya Offline
#14 Posted:
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Texas would become king of the third world countries and the envy of Mexico!
DrafterX Offline
#15 Posted:
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I wonder if they'd legalize pot.... Think
bloody spaniard Offline
#16 Posted:
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phfft... sunny Mejico will annex them before any secession occurs.
victor809 Offline
#17 Posted:
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Man.
WOW

More than 23,000 signatures!??!?! Holy crap! That's amazing! I mean, texas only has like 50,000 people right?

Oh... wait.. no. Texas has a population of 25 Million....

So, that's like... 0.1% of the population of texas that want to secede.... you guys are almost there. Keep up the good work.
teedubbya Offline
#18 Posted:
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to a negro spiritual tune



Let those people go.....
DrafterX Offline
#19 Posted:
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What do you mean by 'Those People'..!! Mad
teedubbya Offline
#20 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
What do you mean by 'Those People'..!! Mad


You know what I mean......

and you are like a Tejas Mulatto
bloody spaniard Offline
#21 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
You know what I mean......
and you are like a Tejas Mulatto


Drafter's Indian not negrito/white. Besides, most Mexicans are mestizo or Indian. Drafter could be Mexican.
teedubbya Offline
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bloody spaniard wrote:
Drafter's Indian not negrito/white. Besides, most Mexicans are mestizo or Indian. Drafter could be Mexican.


Don't make fun of Drafter. He is my friend
DrafterX Offline
#23 Posted:
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bloody spaniard wrote:
Drafter's Indian not negrito/white. Besides, most Mexicans are mestizo or Indian. Drafter could be Mexican.



Think
maybe a little.... we did used to raid, rape & pillage the mexican wimens back in da day..... Mellow
bloody spaniard Offline
#24 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
I heard he was part douche, part inflateable parade characture and part moron....
glad to hear he is more diverse than that




ouch

Kinda funny but remind me never to get you mad.Anxious
teedubbya Offline
#25 Posted:
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bloody spaniard wrote:
ouch

Kinda funny but remind me never to get you mad.Anxious


I like drafter. I aint mad. The only time I've ever been mad at him is when he kicked his puppy


By the way the husky gave my 7 year old a black eye friday. She was petting him while he was sleeping and he got startled and they bonked heads.

I watched 8 below with both of them and they are fine now.
JadeRose Offline
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Wait.....When did Tejas become part of the US? It's always been Mexican, right?
DrafterX Offline
#27 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:

I watched 8 below with both of them and they are fine now.



Laugh


did you cry..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#28 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Laugh


did you cry..?? Huh


yea but I think it was just gas
Gene363 Offline
#29 Posted:
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JadeRose wrote:
Wait.....When did Baja Oklahoma become part of the US? It's always been Mexican, right?


Fixed it for ya.
borndead1 Offline
#30 Posted:
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Texas is pushing 100,000 signatures.


drywalldog Offline
#31 Posted:
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This is gettin interesting, we are gonna lose a lotta lawn men, and a midget wheel man, good trade off.
drywalldog Offline
#32 Posted:
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A new wall between the okies and the Texicanners.
8trackdisco Offline
#33 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
Official response from the Obama administration......

We won. Scoreboard.


If the French were to secede from France, who would surrender first? Think
8trackdisco Offline
#34 Posted:
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Stinkdyr wrote:
I would LOVE to see Barry Hussein Pol Pot Obama try to stop TX from seceding.

Herfing



I think Texas should stay status quo; remaining as part of Mexico.
Brewha Offline
#35 Posted:
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And the Texas envy goes on . . . .
8trackdisco Offline
#36 Posted:
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borndead1 wrote:
Texas is pushing 100,000 signatures.





With the illiteracy rate in Texas, 100,000 signatures (in English) is a statistical impossibility.
DrafterX Offline
#37 Posted:
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Will they shoot illegals trying to cross the mexico border..?? Mellow
Brewha Offline
#38 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
With the illiteracy rate in Texas, 100,000 signatures (in English) is a statistical impossibility.


Wait - You live in Wisconsin, right???

d'oh!
wheelrite Offline
#39 Posted:
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Brewha wrote:
Wait - You live in Wisconsin, right???

d'oh!


give it up...
They eat poorly and Ice Fish,,,
They can stay in Obama's world...
tyyler82 Offline
#40 Posted:
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Houston is part of Oklahoma.
8trackdisco Offline
#41 Posted:
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Brewha wrote:
Wait - You live in Wisconsin, right???

d'oh!


That translator app you are using almost makes you sound 'Merican.
m j toal Offline
#42 Posted:
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If Texas secedes, I (and my family) will apply for citizenship pronto.

I don't believe in equality..............I believe in fairness.
itsawaldo Offline
#43 Posted:
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I'm with MJ, I will head back there within a month.
Kind of liked my old neighborhood and I'd rather have a Texas passport then a total broke/criminal Illinois one!
Stinkdyr Offline
#44 Posted:
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See?

The seed has been planted.
Now we just wait for the Tree of Liberty to grow.

Herfing
Brewha Offline
#45 Posted:
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tyyler82 wrote:
Houston is part of Oklahoma.


And you call yourself a ‘globalist’ . . . .
DrMaddVibe Offline
#46 Posted:
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Secede NOW!
























































Avoid the Christmas rush!
DrafterX Offline
#47 Posted:
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Think
who's gonna be da President of Texas..?? Huh
Brewha Offline
#48 Posted:
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Texas would not secede – the other 56 states need us too much.
teedubbya Offline
#49 Posted:
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Texas will be a blue state soon either way.
drywalldog Offline
#50 Posted:
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Here I thought they were US Passports?
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