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corey sellers Offline
#11251 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2019, 4:19 PM EST
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I am good for mine going out so who want to send CelticBomber some more smokes
corey sellers Offline
#11252 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2019, 4:24 PM EST
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And who ever picks him up I have his address he might give you someone else's addy lmao
Cheno Offline
#11253 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2019, 4:29 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
I am good for mine going out so who want to send CelticBomber some more smokes


I got some I can send out, but I thought he was a vet, he might not like noob stash
RMAN4443 Offline
#11254 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2019, 4:34 PM EST
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Cheno wrote:
I got some I can send out, but I thought he was a vet, he might not like noob stash

he is a vet, but maybe he should get back to his roots with a batch of N00B cigars...horse
corey sellers Offline
#11255 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2019, 4:38 PM EST
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He is a good guy just dont send any Gurkhas and I sure you will be fine
Cheno Offline
#11256 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2019, 4:39 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
He is a good guy just dont send any Gurkhas and I sure you will be fine


Need to go remove a few from the box I made.....
RMAN4443 Offline
#11257 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2019, 4:41 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
He is a good guy just dont send any Gurkhas and I sure you will be fine

or you could send Gurkhas, lots and lots of Gurkhas...LOL
Cheno Offline
#11258 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2019, 4:47 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
or you could send Gurkhas, lots and lots of Gurkhas...LOL


I don't know who I should listen too. Lol. Well if that's who I am going to send to, I will need a pm of the address and I will send them out
RMAN4443 Offline
#11259 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2019, 4:51 PM EST
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Cheno wrote:
I don't know who I should listen too. Lol. Well if that's who I am going to send to, I will need a pm of the address and I will send them out

no body ever listens to me...you'd be good if you ignored me too...Anxious
corey sellers Offline
#11260 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2019, 5:01 PM EST
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Rman can you send him the addy
RMAN4443 Offline
#11261 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2019, 5:06 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Rman can you send him the addy

sure can, with pleasure....Herfing
corey sellers Offline
#11262 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2019, 5:13 PM EST
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Thanks Rick
izonfire Offline
#11263 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2019, 5:16 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
no body ever listens to me...you'd be good if you ignored me too...Anxious


I listen to ya. And I pattern myself after ya too.
Went out and bought a Patriots jersey just so you would be proud of me.

I think you're great
RMAN4443 Offline
#11264 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2019, 5:22 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
I listen to ya. And I pattern myself after ya too.
Went out and bought a Patriots jersey just so you would be proud of me.

I think you're great

Aw shucks...Blushing .....feels pretty good to back a winner,eh?...Anxious

......not me, the Pats....=d>
Cheno Offline
#11265 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2019, 5:39 PM EST
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Package sent #9505 5106 0072 9172 3356 59. Expected Monday 6/24
RMAN4443 Offline
#11266 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2019, 5:43 PM EST
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Damn, that was quick....Applause
Cheno Offline
#11267 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2019, 5:50 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Damn, that was quick....Applause


Well I do live less than 2 min from the post office lol
Robear27 Offline
#11268 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2019, 5:50 PM EST
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damn that was
Robear27 Offline
#11269 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2019, 5:50 PM EST
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damn that was
izonfire Offline
#11270 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2019, 8:40 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Aw shucks...Blushing .....feels pretty good to back a winner,eh?...Anxious

......not me, the Pats....Applause


I'll back you. ThumpUp
The Patriots can go to hell.
izonfire Offline
#11271 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2019, 8:41 PM EST
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Robear27 wrote:
damn that was


Heard ya the first time RoboBear
CelticBomber Offline
#11272 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 1:21 AM EST
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YOU MOTHER FLUCKERS! I go off on one little 32 hour porn session (the cats have seen things no cat can unsee...) and I got n00bs revolting? HAHAHAHAH RMAN I'm going to make you spend some real money cause you're gonna need a new humidor AND lungs..... you too Izon. Corey You now have multiple incoming. NO tracking numbers, NO nothing. I'm going to kill you all with generosity or BURY you all in smokes and swag 'til you can't breathe and at that point collateral damage is involved because your immediate family's and pets go too. THIS IS GENOCIDE, THE DELIBERATE AND SYSTEMATIC DESTRUCTION OF ALL LIFE ON ARRAKIS! I WANT 50 LEGION OF SARDAUKAR TROOPERS PREPARED............woo I feel dizzy...




(Interesting aside) Most people who read Dune or see the movies never quite get the message he's (Frank Herbert) trying to convey. That war and all it's atrocities like rape are actually a deliberate and fundamental function of human evolution. People die, making room for new one's, whole cities destroyed only to be rebuilt bigger and better, the gene pool is spread and diversified, science is advanced in the name of war and the lives of the general population after a time of rebuilding tend to be a lot better than their ancestor's were. Everyone get's the Messiah message etc. but no one understands why that messiah disappears into the desert after his goal is accomplished. It was because he was aware of what and why he was doing what he did and hated himself and his destiny. Herbert wrote about it once in some sci-fi magazine that doesn't exist anymore and it really upset people. He never mentioned it again but, anyone with half a brain who reads the first book can spot it. His own son started writing the rest of the books when Frank died and never really alluded to it again. He never stated that he thought this was actually true, just something he thought about after having lived through WW2, Korea, Vietnam, etc. So yeah, I intend to spread my gene pool all over you bastids!
RMAN4443 Offline
#11273 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 1:24 AM EST
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Yuuuuuuccccchhhhhh!.....note to self, get hazmat suit...
CelticBomber Offline
#11274 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 1:28 AM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Yuuuuuuccccchhhhhh!.....note to self, get hazmat suit...



Sweet! Costumes and Role play! I love it when you talk that sexy talk.
izonfire Offline
#11275 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 2:02 AM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
YOU MOTHER FLUCKERS! I go off on one little 32 hour porn session (the cats have seen things no cat can unsee...) and I got n00bs revolting? HAHAHAHAH RMAN I'm going to make you spend some real money cause you're gonna need a new humidor AND lungs..... you too Izon. Corey You now have multiple incoming. NO tracking numbers, NO nothing. I'm going to kill you all with generosity or BURY you all in smokes and swag 'til you can't breathe and at that point collateral damage is involved because your immediate family's and pets go too. THIS IS GENOCIDE, THE DELIBERATE AND SYSTEMATIC DESTRUCTION OF ALL LIFE ON ARRAKIS! I WANT 50 LEGION OF SARDAUKAR TROOPERS PREPARED............woo I feel dizzy...




(Interesting aside) Most people who read Dune or see the movies never quite get the message he's (Frank Herbert) trying to convey. That war and all it's atrocities like rape are actually a deliberate and fundamental function of human evolution. People die, making room for new one's, whole cities destroyed only to be rebuilt bigger and better, the gene pool is spread and diversified, science is advanced in the name of war and the lives of the general population after a time of rebuilding tend to be a lot better than their ancestor's were. Everyone get's the Messiah message etc. but no one understands why that messiah disappears into the desert after his goal is accomplished. It was because he was aware of what and why he was doing what he did and hated himself and his destiny. Herbert wrote about it once in some sci-fi magazine that doesn't exist anymore and it really upset people. He never mentioned it again but, anyone with half a brain who reads the first book can spot it. His own son started writing the rest of the books when Frank died and never really alluded to it again. He never stated that he thought this was actually true, just something he thought about after having lived through WW2, Korea, Vietnam, etc. So yeah, I intend to spread my gene pool all over you bastids!


Uhhhh, could you elaborate on that Celtic?

Haaaa! We need to get a weekend herf going!
I’m ALLLLLL in!!!
CelticBomber Offline
#11276 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 2:08 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Uhhhh, could you elaborate on that Celtic?

Haaaa! We need to get a weekend herf going!
I’m ALLLLLL in!!!




I wanted to go back and amend it but you already quoted it so... I forgot to add that it wasn't just war. But, a mix of religion, fanaticism and war. and that little paragraph took every ounce of will to keep it that short and simple. It's really tough being pretty and ridiculously intelligent.... no one to talk too...... woe is me!
CelticBomber Offline
#11277 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 2:12 AM EST
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This ridiculously intellegent man just spent 5 minutes wondering why I couldn't delete a comma from a sentence. I deleted and typed and retype over and over... it was a speck of dirt on the screen.... Momma always did have a way of explainin' things to me so I could understand.
izonfire Offline
#11278 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 2:14 AM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
I wanted to go back and amend it but you already quoted it so... I forgot to add that it wasn't just war. But, a mix of religion, fanaticism and war. and that little paragraph took every ounce of will to keep it that short and simple. It's really tough being pretty and ridiculously intelligent.... no one to talk too...... woe is me!


Can't confirm if you're pretty. And assuming that you have nutz, I don't care.
But I'm willing to take the discussion into the ionosphere...
CelticBomber Offline
#11279 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 2:21 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Can't confirm if you're pretty. And assuming that you have nutz, I don't care.
But I'm willing to take the discussion into the ionosphere...



Don't you mean the Izonisphere? HAH! See what I did there? Did ya? Huh? See, you said Ionisphere and I took your screen name and........(rambles on for the next 37 minutes)
corey sellers Offline
#11280 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 7:52 AM EST
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CelticBomber we figured you were getting low with all the smokes you have been sending out so we figured we would help you out
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#11281 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 8:07 AM EST
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OH MY GOD. I really need to remember who the SADIST was who sent that chili powder so I can report him to the authorities..It's labeled Florida's finest fire. I decided to make a steak and egg yolk's for breakfast. I get rid of the whites because they try to muscle the rest of the food on the plate and then bemoan their lost empire (A sop for the snowflake community.). Anyway I made some plain rice thinking I'll season it with the chili powder just a tiny bit. I;m talking a few grains... My mouth is on FIRE! I won't taste anything for the next two days. Not to mention the other concerns headed my way later on because of this stuff. Why do people do this to themselves? Holy Moly!
corey sellers Offline
#11282 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 8:12 AM EST
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Thata going to be bad latter on sounds like you will need a fire extinguisher with you
Sunoverbeach Offline
#11283 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 8:34 AM EST
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Holy crap! Trouble sleeping?

Any idea what type of pepper it's made of? Asking for a friend. Not in any way masochistic
RMAN4443 Offline
#11284 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 10:39 AM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
OH MY GOD. I really need to remember who the SADIST was who sent that chili powder so I can report him to the authorities..It's labeled Florida's finest fire. I decided to make a steak and egg yolk's for breakfast. I get rid of the whites because they try to muscle the rest of the food on the plate and then bemoan their lost empire (A sop for the snowflake community.). Anyway I made some plain rice thinking I'll season it with the chili powder just a tiny bit. I;m talking a few grains... My mouth is on FIRE! I won't taste anything for the next two days. Not to mention the other concerns headed my way later on because of this stuff. Why do people do this to themselves? Holy Moly!

I know where you can get a hazmat suit....Anxious
corey sellers Offline
#11285 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 11:05 AM EST
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He has 4 different people sending to him now he might need one
CelticBomber Offline
#11286 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 11:44 AM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
He has 4 different people sending to him now he might need one


What 'cho talkin bout Willis?

Four who? I thought it was just the n00b? I don't have any room! When I said I won a ridiculous amount of bids suddenly two weeks in a row at insane prices I was dead serious! God damn it now I gotta get my hands on a bunch of Spanish cedar and beads to setup a trailer park humidor.... wtf?

If I try to fit a cigarillo into any one of my 3 humidor's they'll explode. Looks like someone across the city, someone in New England, and a few others I can think of are getting boxes.... I've got one section of one box that's full of Tat verocu's (varied violas) that are in the range of six to eight years old. I think it's time they traveled a bit,, just to broaden their horizons and finish their education... Whistle
RMAN4443 Offline
#11287 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 11:46 AM EST
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Boo hoo!
corey sellers Offline
#11288 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 11:49 AM EST
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3 of them on here and one more that well you will see

I will send you some of the chisel tips in the box that I am sending oh and Julius Caesar almost forgot about that one
CelticBomber Offline
#11289 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 11:58 AM EST
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Oh and Delta... HAH probably thought I forgot! Nope!

Just so you all know, I'm a very organized man. I keep lists, I write thinks down. I coded my own database just to keep track of people I need to get even with! When I die I'm going with company! Is it possible to wear out the exclamation key on a touch screen? YOU. WILL. ALL. PAY.
Cheno Offline
#11290 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 12:02 PM EST
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Hopefully you think at least one of my noob taste in sticks is good. I did throw in one of the best sticks I got too which isn't much of a collection yet. I got a 70qt cooler with maybe 100 cigars in it. Although I did win a total of 20 cigars last night on 3 different auctions. Only had one of them before, looking forward to trying two new cigars.
CelticBomber Offline
#11291 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 12:13 PM EST
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Cheno wrote:
Hopefully you think at least one of my noob taste in sticks is good. I did throw in one of the best sticks I got too which isn't much of a collection yet. I got a 70qt cooler with maybe 100 cigars in it. Although I did win a total of 20 cigars last night on 3 different auctions. Only had one of them before, looking forward to trying two new cigars.



Smart man. You're gonna need that room if you stick around. Oh and no cigar snobs here. One of my favs is the JdN Antano Dark Corojo and that's a cheap stick so I'm sure whatever you sent will be just fine. Besides, I can just regift any Gurkhas😉No really Gurkha should be nuked
Cigarlady7 Offline
#11292 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 4:28 PM EST
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Has anyone picked up Cheno?
corey sellers Offline
#11293 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 5:04 PM EST
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Robear was waiting to get in if you want to jump in go for it
Cigarlady7 Offline
#11294 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 6:43 PM EST
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Jump on in Robear...
corey sellers Offline
#11295 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 6:45 PM EST
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Dam I was hoping you would pass to CelticBomber lmao
Cigarlady7 Offline
#11296 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 7:21 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Dam I was hoping you would pass to CelticBomber lmao


It's not my turn.
Confused ??

I was telling Robear to pickup Cheno if he wanted his shot to get in.
Cheno Offline
#11297 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 10:01 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Robear was waiting to get in if you want to jump in go for it


Just passing me around like a $2 hooker..... Haha
izonfire Offline
#11298 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2019, 10:04 PM EST
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Cheno wrote:
Just passing me around like a $2 hooker..... Haha


Hey!!!!!!!!!!
They charged me $5!!!

WTF!!!!!!!!!
Cheno Offline
#11299 Posted: Mon, Jun 24 2019, 10:39 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Hey!!!!!!!!!!
They charged me $5!!!

WTF!!!!!!!!!


You better get a refund quick!!
Robear27 Offline
#11300 Posted: Mon, Jun 24 2019, 3:07 PM EST
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Cigarlady7 wrote:
Jump on in Robear...

can i still jump in been busy this weekend
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