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deadeyedick Offline
#51 Posted: Thu, Jul 4 2013, 10:49 PM EST
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stogiemonger wrote:
Michael Damian

Rock On.

Worst song evah!

It went gold. Go figure.



What? I actually like that one. Think

I might give it to the Trashmen for: The Surfin Bird (great lyrics)

DED
DCLover Offline
#52 Posted: Fri, Jul 5 2013, 9:02 PM EST
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Has this been mentioned yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
Palama Offline
#53 Posted: Fri, Jul 5 2013, 9:43 PM EST
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DCLover wrote:
Has this been mentioned yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0


It's pretty lame. Thank goodness I'm not 16 anymore; otherwise I might actually think that girl has some talent. Brick wall
TheSmokensip Offline
#54 Posted: Sat, Jul 6 2013, 2:26 AM EST
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DCLover wrote:
Has this been mentioned yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0


Wow.. This may be the worst.Brick wall
QMPASH Offline
#55 Posted: Mon, Jul 8 2013, 11:51 AM EST
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Yoko Ono broke up the greatest singing group of all time? She broke up the Platters????
Confuzed Offline
#56 Posted: Mon, Jul 8 2013, 1:37 PM EST
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It's Raining Men...
Mr. Jones Offline
#57 Posted: Tue, Jul 9 2013, 10:39 AM EST
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How about a favorite song thread ???

Humble Pies
"Thirty days in the Hole"
Comes to mind in my top 10

Plenty of great songs out there...way more then bad ones.
Mr. Jones Offline
#58 Posted: Tue, Jul 9 2013, 10:45 AM EST
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Oh yea....
Any Taylor Swift song.....

She writes all her own songs ....dont cha' know..

About lost loves and vast and more vast life experiences ....

She's what ...21 years old now....

WTF.....
She hasn't experienced anything song worthy yet in my book.
Palama Offline
#59 Posted: Tue, Jul 9 2013, 5:22 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
How about a favorite song thread ???

Humble Pies
"Thirty days in the Hole"
Comes to mind in my top 10

Plenty of great songs out there...way more then bad ones.


Start it up and they will post....
TheSmokensip Offline
#60 Posted: Tue, Jul 30 2013, 2:36 AM EST
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Brick wall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aJFSpkxjtY
Whistlebritches Offline
#61 Posted: Tue, Jul 30 2013, 7:49 AM EST
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Tiny Tim~Tiptoe Through the Tulips

Followed by

Anything Culture Club/Boy George~Do You Really Want to Hurt Me.........FUQ YES!!!

Followed by

Justin Bieber and his entire compilation of masterful works.


Ron
JoePepin Offline
#62 Posted: Tue, Jul 30 2013, 9:35 AM EST
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Uptown girl
smokestaxx Offline
#63 Posted: Tue, Jul 30 2013, 10:45 AM EST
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6GOuseeGK3w
DadZilla3 Offline
#64 Posted: Tue, Jul 30 2013, 11:14 AM EST
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So many crap songs to choose from, but this 'musical' abomination has got to be at the top of the list:

"from the brilliant 1971 avant-garde album "Fly"

Yoko Ono- Don't Worry, Kyoko (Mummy's Only Looking For Her Hand In the Snow)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swG6Rry9Tss

Forget water boarding, play this screeching assault on the human ears loud a couple of times and even the most battle-hardened jihadi would be p*ssing himself and begging for mercy.
Palama Offline
#65 Posted: Tue, Jul 30 2013, 12:31 PM EST
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You are absolutely correct (...unfortunately...).
plinytheelder Offline
#66 Posted: Wed, Jul 31 2013, 11:22 AM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Teedubbya and Drafter's favorite song. I think MACS and 8track secretly like it, too.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU


Applause Applause Applause

Jade, what the hell is that? The San Francisco civic anthem?
thurson Offline
#67 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2014, 1:00 PM EST
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QMPASH wrote:
Yoko Ono broke up the greatest singing group of all time? She broke up the Platters????


LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
bloody spaniard Offline
#68 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2014, 1:15 PM EST
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I'm convinced Elvis Costello is suffering stage 6 gongonrhea.Pray
Buckwheat Offline
#69 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2014, 1:17 PM EST
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This song makes me want to stick pins in my ears. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_OGARBe6W0

Worst POS that is constantly played on the radio. At least Yoko and some of the others listed above are seldom if ever played on the radio.

Funniest thing ever said about Elvis Costello... “Music journalists like Elvis Costello because music journalists look like Elvis Costello" - David Lee Roth
gryphonms Offline
#70 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2014, 1:44 PM EST
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Justin Beiber-Baby
bloody spaniard Offline
#71 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2014, 1:50 PM EST
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Buckwheat wrote:

Funniest thing ever said about Elvis Costello... “Music journalists like Elvis Costello because music journalists look like Elvis Costello" - David Lee Roth

LOLOL! That's so funny!
He REALLY looks and sounds like a middleaged douchebag with attitude. God bless him for translating that into cash somehow.
Mattie B Offline
#72 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2014, 2:08 PM EST
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The one song that comes to mind may be relivant to those with kids.


"What does the Fox say"


I dont know why this became a hit with my kids and their friends. I have heard it over and over and over and over and over.
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#73 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2014, 2:28 PM EST
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Mattie B wrote:
The one song that comes to mind may be relivant to those with kids.


"What does the Fox say"


I dont know why this became a hit with my kids and their friends. I have heard it over and over and over and over and over.





No kids here. But I do consider it (with the video) to be a great piece of work. Comedic genius, maybe.


As to the other songs listed in this thread....except maybe the Yoko and ABBA stuff, none would be any where near top of my 'worst songs' list. Many of them are pretty good music, in fact. Blanket damnations of Elvis C, Stones, Springsteen? Really?

They're a number of artists that I can't stand, but I recognize something in them and give a bit of credit; John Denver, Barry Manilow, ABBA, Carpenters come to mind.

Something like "We Built this City" is easily justifiable as a Worst Song - not only does it have zero redeeming music value, some of the artists involved have been key to some incredible music: Bernie Taupin, Grace Slick....they should have known better. This was a kick in the nuts coming from lineage that produced Surrealistic Pillow, Red Octopus, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.....

Or, Ebony and Ivory...another disaster from artists who should have known better....makes me shudder just thinking about it.....I almost wonder if Paul and Stevie were just f'n with us
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#74 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2014, 3:47 PM EST
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"Who Let the Dogs Out?"

"We Built This City"

"(You're) Having My Baby", Paul Anka
bloody spaniard Offline
#75 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2014, 3:52 PM EST
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jetblasted wrote:
"Who Let the Dogs Out?"
"We Built This City"
"(You're) Having My Baby", Paul Anka


PERFECT song if you want to irritate your wife. lol
edsbar60 Offline
#76 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2014, 4:02 PM EST
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That song from the movie "Bodyguard" by Whitney Houston. It makes me want to puncture my ear drums with a dull knife...

Hiya Bloody!
bloody spaniard Offline
#77 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2014, 5:46 PM EST
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Well, hello there Lluvia's brother!!! LOL Hope you're well, Ed. Sis has posted some nice pics on FB- hubba hubba (j/k)
Glad I checked this thread.Herfing
ZRX1200 Offline
#78 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2014, 6:13 PM EST
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Hotel California the Eagles.
BlueDude Offline
#79 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2014, 7:59 PM EST
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"Imagine"

It makes me want to puke. Lennon was SOOO overated.
fishinguitarman Offline
#80 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2014, 9:02 PM EST
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The Barney Song
jackconrad Offline
#81 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2014, 9:26 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Hotel California the Eagles.

o..


I agree it like many of thier songs is long , boring and painful to listen to..
Mr. Jones Offline
#82 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2014, 9:42 PM EST
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Kodachrome
Paul Simon
By far the worst song ever.
Gnr591 Offline
#83 Posted: Thu, Jan 9 2014, 12:25 AM EST
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I know I'm going to get backlash for this but I'm going to say just about every song BOB DYLAN has done. He has a few but come on he doesn't even sing he just talks and calls it singing.
thurson Offline
#84 Posted: Thu, Jan 9 2014, 3:16 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Hotel California the Eagles.


Yeah, but it's fun to play on Guitar Hero.

Sarcasm
bassman45 Offline
#85 Posted: Thu, Jan 9 2014, 4:41 AM EST
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Simple-Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke
Palama Offline
#86 Posted: Wed, Jul 29 2020, 8:43 PM EST
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Hey SOB, got any thoughts? Think
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#87 Posted: Wed, Jul 29 2020, 8:49 PM EST
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This one doesn't even hurt my head. Just my ears

Spice Girls. That one they played incessantly in the mid 90s
Sunoverbeach Online
#88 Posted: Wed, Jul 29 2020, 8:50 PM EST
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Wait, no. I trade that one for the Macerana
dkeage Offline
#89 Posted: Wed, Jul 29 2020, 8:57 PM EST
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Anything by Meatloaf....
Speyside Offline
#90 Posted: Wed, Jul 29 2020, 10:25 PM EST
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MacArthur Park. I think William Harris sang it.
frankj1 Offline
#91 Posted: Wed, Jul 29 2020, 10:30 PM EST
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Richard Harris
Steel Talon Offline
#92 Posted: Thu, Jul 30 2020, 1:19 AM EST
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Leonard Nemoy singing the Hobbit song....
Bubbernator Offline
#93 Posted: Thu, Jul 30 2020, 2:30 AM EST
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Nimoy.
Now we are getting into the realm true awfulness.
I submit Mrs. Miller's rendition of "Downtown".
It brings me back to the carefree days of my youth....

https://youtu.be/fw07CDid0JM


(runner-up: "My Pal Foot Foot" by The Shaggs. What it lacks in production value it makes up for in atonal dissonance. It is, quite frankly, in a class of it's own.)

https://youtu.be/k5T2kaFiFgg

BTW- both of these gems were committed to vinyl by artists with a vision. They weren't doing it for a goof or dreams of big $$$. They truly believed in themselves.
JadeRose Offline
#94 Posted: Thu, Jul 30 2020, 8:19 AM EST
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Bubbernator wrote:


(runner-up: "My Pal Foot Foot" by The Shaggs. What it lacks in production value it makes up for in atonal dissonance. It is, quite frankly, in a class of it's own.)

https://youtu.be/k5T2kaFiFgg




Sweet Jesus! BARF!
Buckwheat Offline
#95 Posted: Thu, Jul 30 2020, 8:29 AM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Sweet Jesus! BARF!


That's a WTF was that! fog
CarsonTheCat Offline
#96 Posted: Thu, Jul 30 2020, 8:45 AM EST
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Lips of an Angel - Hinder

Almost anything by Nickleback
MACS Offline
#97 Posted: Thu, Jul 30 2020, 8:49 AM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Sweet Jesus! BARF!


NO TAG LINE OUTRAGE!!
Krazeehorse Offline
#98 Posted: Thu, Jul 30 2020, 8:55 AM EST
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TrishS@CigarBid wrote:
MacArthur Park -

That was the dumbest song ever....sorry guys but think about the lyrics:

MacArthur Park is melting in the rain, all the sweet green icing flowing down.
someone left the cake out in the rain, I don't think that I can take it
Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again....Oh no.

Yikes!

Many lyrics of that era were obviously chemically inspired.
8trackdisco Offline
#99 Posted: Thu, Jul 30 2020, 8:59 AM EST
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Cindy Lauper: Girls Just Want to Have Fun.

EVERYTHING about that song is awful.
JadeRose Offline
#100 Posted: Thu, Jul 30 2020, 11:12 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
NO TAG LINE OUTRAGE!!



Applause


blow me macs,

Jade
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