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victor809 Offline
#51 Posted: Thu, Jul 10 2014, 2:54 AM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
Yep it's tough.

This week I'll wake at 3:30 AM M,T,F,S, & S. Each of those days I'll work from 4:45 AM until 5:15 PM if I'm lucky enough to get relieved on time. Yesterday and today are my easy days. Up at 6:00 AM. At work for 7:00 AM and off at 5:00 PM. Today we'll head 2 hours away to the camp when we get off work.

On average I work 64 hours a week.


Damn... don't think I've had to do that much recently. Used to be in the 70+ range... 12 a day every day of the week when I was in grad school. But these days I just am up at 7... home at 9. That includes gym or practice though.
Abrignac Offline
#52 Posted: Thu, Jul 10 2014, 3:02 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Damn... don't think I've had to do that much recently. Used to be in the 70+ range... 12 a day every day of the week when I was in grad school. But these days I just am up at 7... home at 9. That includes gym or practice though.


I work a 4 week rotation. This is my long week. Five 12.5 hour days and two 10 hour days. I'll clock 82.5 hours this week between Monday AM and when I get off Sunday PM.

Oh add about 5 hours of commuting time to that as well.

Next week is my easiest week in the rotation. I'll only clock 51 hours. That's why I've got time for a nighttime hog hunt.
DrafterX Offline
#53 Posted: Thu, Jul 10 2014, 8:26 AM EST
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Hog Hunt..?? Huh

http://www.nzblokes.co.nz/hunter-becomes-hunted-video/

Laugh
Abrignac Offline
#54 Posted: Thu, Jul 10 2014, 9:07 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Hog Hunt..?? Huh

http://www.nzblokes.co.nz/hunter-becomes-hunted-video/

Laugh



Funny stuff.

They forgot the rules.

1) Never approach 200+ pounds of pissed off pork that is armed with a pair of 6" razors without a "real" weapon.

2) Never try to arm wrestle 200+ pounds of pissed off pork that is armed with a pair of 6" razors.

3) Never stand on a 45 degree incline in the direct path of 200+ pounds of charging pissed off pork that is armed with a pair of 6" razors.

4) Never try to hit 200+ pounds of pissed off pork that is armed with a pair of 6" razors over the head with a seat cushion.

5) Never crawl into the dense brush looking for 200+ pounds of pissed off pork that is armed with a pair of 6" razors.

Did I mention that 200+ pound hogs are usually pissed off after having been chased by a pack of cur dogs. That those same hogs are usually armed with a pair of 6" long razor sharp tusks that they are more than willing and perfectly capable of slicing anything within quick reach.
DrafterX Offline
#55 Posted: Thu, Jul 10 2014, 10:37 AM EST
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You don't double-tap your angry pork..?? Huh
ZRX1200 Offline
#56 Posted: Thu, Jul 10 2014, 11:19 AM EST
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We used to have a Tai restaurant here that had a lunch buffet and a nice dinner service. One if their appetizers was "Angry Pork" (deep fried pork tossed in various hot sauces) and the angrier it was the hotter. One night I took my brother there as he'd never been to the place and wanted to try it out.

Well, it was staffed by family there and there was probably two or three young ladies that were not stunning but very cute. The night we went there was a new girl working and she was stunning.....I had already had a few drinks and proceeded to have a few more there. My pick up lines ramped up accordingly (never foul though, I'm a gentleman). She got a little testy as it was getting late and didn't submit so easily to my boyish good looks and debonair charm. So for an appetizer I ordered the Angry Pork, and asked for her to tell the chef I want it PISSED OFF. Oh it was good. And hard to finish. And killed me the next morning.



Don't **** with the angry pork
Bitter Klinger Offline
#57 Posted: Thu, Jul 10 2014, 11:20 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
You don't double-tap your angry pork..?? Huh


One well-placed shot with a 45/70 Hornady FTX round would pretty much negate the need.
victor809 Offline
#58 Posted: Thu, Jul 10 2014, 11:35 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:


Don't **** with the angry pork


Or is it don't F4ck with angry Thai waitresses?
Abrignac Offline
#59 Posted: Thu, Jul 10 2014, 2:00 PM EST
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Bitter Klinger wrote:
One well-placed shot with a 45/70 Hornady FTX round would pretty much negate the need.



Primary weapon:
A razor sharp
http://www.kabar.com/knives/detail/28


Backup
http://us.glock.com/products/model/g23gen4
Loaded with
http://www.midwayusa.com/product/2900297186/winchester-usa-ammunition-40-s-and-w-180-grain-full-metal-jacket
Bitter Klinger Offline
#60 Posted: Thu, Jul 10 2014, 7:07 PM EST
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Like playin' with your food, huh? I respect the insanity of that, but where do you find soap strong enough to neutralize the post-tussle stench?!

I wouldn't wanna clean one without that same knife bolted to a 3 foot pole...
Abrignac Offline
#61 Posted: Thu, Jul 10 2014, 9:34 PM EST
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Bitter Klinger wrote:
Like playin' with your food, huh? I respect the insanity of that, but where do you find soap strong enough to neutralize the post-tussle stench?!

I wouldn't wanna clean one without that same knife bolted to a 3 foot pole...



Not really sure what you're getting at. But, I certainly don't mind harvesting my diet. As far as cleaning a hog, I'd rather skin a hog that's been running around in the wild all his life than one that spent his life wallowing in a 10 square foot pile of pig ****.
kombat96 Offline
#62 Posted: Thu, Jul 10 2014, 11:44 PM EST
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Make/buy cupcakes those are little cakes, and more gay.
ZRX1200 Offline
#63 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2014, 12:00 AM EST
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Victor the busboys were actually snickering out loud about how hot the pork was.
DrafterX Offline
#64 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2014, 8:39 AM EST
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busboys snickering at your pork..?? did you smack them around a little bit.>?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#65 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2014, 8:45 AM EST
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Poor miss piggie. No wonder kermits finger always smells like bacon.
DrafterX Offline
#66 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2014, 8:57 AM EST
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why were you sniffing Kermit's fingers..?? Huh
tailgater Offline
#67 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2014, 9:07 AM EST
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Because he didn't want to sniff his legs. It makes him look too french.
teedubbya Offline
#68 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2014, 9:09 AM EST
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Who could ever resist the ol smell my finger trick?
DrafterX Offline
#69 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2014, 9:55 AM EST
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I bet you and Kermit did lots of finger tricks together huh.... Mellow
tailgater Offline
#70 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2014, 11:21 AM EST
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That wasn't his finger...
teedubbya Offline
#71 Posted: Sat, Jul 12 2014, 8:55 AM EST
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It ain't easy blowing green
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#72 Posted: Sat, Jul 12 2014, 8:56 AM EST
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It ain't easy blowing green
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