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jespear Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Jun 16 2015, 3:42 PM EST
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Einstein developed / proved this remarkable formula:
Energy = Mass x Speed of Light squared......a brilliant genius as we all know.

Another lesser known of Einstein's formulas determined:
If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 KM/sec (the speed of light), it could be possible for you to sodomize (screw) yourself.

Should you determine you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age....
You can easily achieve the same result by voting Democratic in the next election !
deadeyedick Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Jun 16 2015, 4:16 PM EST
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Funny, but that doesn't take a genius to figure out Brick wall
victor809 Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Jun 16 2015, 4:30 PM EST
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This joke clearly demonstrates the poor science education of those on the right.
Mithrandir Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Jun 16 2015, 4:41 PM EST
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TRUMP
TMCTLT Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Jun 16 2015, 4:58 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
This joke clearly demonstrates the poor science education of those on the right.



And your comment demonstrates that some Democrats can never laugh....they're always Butt Hurt even when the " humor " carries some truth
victor809 Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Jun 16 2015, 5:18 PM EST
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TMCTLT wrote:
And your comment demonstrates that some Democrats can never laugh....they're always Butt Hurt even when the " humor " carries some truth


Butthurt has nothing to do with this. It literally shows no understanding of what the speed of light means. travelling at or near the speed of light would not create two of an individual, nor would it stretch an individual in a circle until they are screwing themselves.

It's really dumb is all... like really dumb.

It'd be like making the following joke about republicans: How are republicans like the Denver Raiders quarterback? Because they all get redcarded after their 5th strike!!!

.... it simply makes no sense.
jackconrad Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Jun 16 2015, 5:42 PM EST
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Herfing
tailgater Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Jun 16 2015, 6:40 PM EST
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So Marty McFly didn't watch himself run from the van load of terrorists after they shot Doc?
SMGBobbyScott Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Jun 16 2015, 7:01 PM EST
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That joke reached terminal velocity at faster than 9.8 meters per second squared...so it required serious assistance from a serious fuel source of some kind. I'm thinking methane.

Herfing
mikey1597 Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Jun 16 2015, 7:14 PM EST
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So if I could run at the speed of light I could stomp the schitt out of a homeless bum and nobody would see me do it?
jespear Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Jun 16 2015, 7:32 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
This joke clearly demonstrates the poor science education of those on the right.

I went to public school . . . What can I say ?
jespear Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Jun 16 2015, 7:34 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Butthurt has nothing to do with this. It literally shows no understanding of what the speed of light means. travelling at or near the speed of light would not create two of an individual, nor would it stretch an individual in a circle until they are screwing themselves.

It's really dumb is all... like really dumb.

It'd be like making the following joke about republicans: How are republicans like the Denver Raiders quarterback? Because they all get redcarded after their 5th strike!!!

.... it simply makes no sense.


Victor . . . Were you BORN an azzhole, or did you work at it your whole life ?
( And yes, I admit it . . . I borrowed that line from Jimmy Buffett.)

Lighten up. It was a fuggin' joke.

No wonder TMCTLT hates you !
MACS Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Jun 16 2015, 7:47 PM EST
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jespear wrote:
Victor . . . Were you BORN an azzhole, or did you work at it your whole life ?
( And yes, I admit it . . . I borrowed that line from Jimmy Buffett.)

Lighten up. It was a fuggin' joke.

No wonder TMCTLT hates you !


He'd have laughed if you said Republican instead of democrat... and nobody is that much of an azz without effort.
tailgater Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Jun 16 2015, 7:51 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
and nobody is that much of an azz without effort.


I've been known to wear that title without so much as breaking a sweat.
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#15 Posted: Tue, Jun 16 2015, 8:02 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
He'd have laughed if you said Republican instead of democrat... and nobody is that much of an azz without effort.


MACS... I may be an azz, but I wouldn't have laughed at that, even if it was making fun of TCBY. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's bad science. And if there's 5 things I can't stand, it's poorly constructed lists. (ok, even I know that wasn't funny).
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#16 Posted: Tue, Jun 16 2015, 8:06 PM EST
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jespear wrote:


Lighten up. It was a fuggin' joke.

No wonder TMCTLT hates you !


Yet pointing out how a poorly constructed joke revolving about an even worse understanding of physics could be an allegory for the right's unwillingness to learn science... that's being an azz? Are you saying if I had simply called my post a joke I could have told TCBY to lighten up?
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#17 Posted: Tue, Jun 16 2015, 8:18 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
MACS... I may be an azz, but I wouldn't have laughed at that, even if it was making fun of TCBY. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's bad science. And if there's 5 things I can't stand, it's poorly constructed lists. (ok, even I know that wasn't funny).


That was a little funny. I chuckled.
mikey1597 Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Jun 16 2015, 8:50 PM EST
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Hey Victor, Just curious, what do you do for a living?
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#19 Posted: Tue, Jun 16 2015, 8:58 PM EST
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God Damned, victor ... Lighten up.

Why must *always* argue ?

It was a joke. A bad one, but still, a joke.

Lighten up.
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#20 Posted: Tue, Jun 16 2015, 9:08 PM EST
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jetblasted wrote:
God Damned, victor ... Lighten up.

Why must *always* argue ?

It was a joke. A bad one, but still, a joke.

Lighten up.



There's no hope for that guy.
I truly feel sorry for him.
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#21 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 7:10 AM EST
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I heard he was the smelly kid in school.... Mellow
tonygraz Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 7:19 AM EST
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You just pick on him because he always won with the science project.
DrafterX Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 9:23 AM EST
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his Mom built them.... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 12:04 PM EST
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mikey1597 wrote:
Hey Victor, Just curious, what do you do for a living?


I'm in validation for the pharmaceutical industry. It's horribly boring and really just generating and wading through thousands of pages of documentation for the FDA to comply with regulations. But they keep giving me money to do it....
DrafterX Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 12:07 PM EST
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can you get ludes..?? Huh
victor809 Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 12:08 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
can you get ludes..?? Huh


... my understanding is that Quaaludes are no longer manufactured anywhere any longer.
DrafterX Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 12:13 PM EST
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Think
we could corner the market... Beer
Brewha Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 1:13 PM EST
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jespear wrote:
Einstein developed / proved this remarkable formula:
Energy = Mass x Speed of Light squared......a brilliant genius as we all know.

Another lesser known of Einstein's formulas determined:
If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 KM/sec (the speed of light), it could be possible for you to sodomize (screw) yourself.

Should you determine you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age....
You can easily achieve the same result by voting Democratic in the next election !

Staying in the spirit of things and ignoring the fact that material objects cannot be accelerated to the speed of light, I offer yet another scientific curiosity:
Republicans have not only achieved the afore mentioned time dilation, but have actually produced retrograde motion – sending us all back 50 years.....
mikey1597 Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 1:53 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I'm in validation for the pharmaceutical industry. It's horribly boring and really just generating and wading through thousands of pages of documentation for the FDA to comply with regulations. But they keep giving me money to do it....



I worked at Allergan for a short time and got the pleasure of validating some equipment, wasnt my cup o tea.
victor809 Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 2:03 PM EST
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mikey1597 wrote:
I worked at Allergan for a short time and got the pleasure of validating some equipment, wasnt my cup o tea.


not my favorite thing either. But they aren't willing to pay me to masturbate. At least not as much....
spectresquad Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 4:00 PM EST
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mikey1597 wrote:
So if I could run at the speed of light I could stomp the schitt out of a homeless bum and nobody would see me do it?



Would that be sarcasm or a challenge? I have some homeless veterans you could try that with. I even checked with the boys, they said don't worry if you are not fast enough, come on down they will give you the first hit, and when it is done, they will swear no one saw a thing.
Brewha Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 5:02 PM EST
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spectresquad wrote:
Would that be sarcasm or a challenge? I have some homeless veterans you could try that with. I even checked with the boys, they said don't worry if you are not fast enough, come on down they will give you the first hit, and when it is done, they will swear no one saw a thing.

Sarcasm.
Remember, Victor is an outspoken misanthrop and Mikey is hardly an authority on relativity.

Sorry about the Vets though. It is a shame on us situation.......
fiddler898 Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 5:11 PM EST
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There are what - 12 R candidates already, maybe more? Put them in a circle & they don't even need the theory of relativity - which, by the way, is only a theory, like gravity & climate change - to do the same thing to themselves.
Brewha Offline
#34 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 5:37 PM EST
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fiddler898 wrote:
There are what - 12 R candidates already, maybe more? Put them in a circle & they don't even need the theory of relativity - which, by the way, is only a theory, like gravity & climate change - to do the same thing to themselves.

Dude, Newton's theory's were up graded; "the Law of Universal Gravitation" and so on. Your GPS has Reletivity based velocity corrections to make it work, so understand that "theory's" are not just conjecture or postulates. And anthropogenic climate change is measured and widely accepted by 97% of scientists - unless of course it cuts into ones owns bottom line.

About the repubs you're spot on though.....
mikey1597 Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 6:21 PM EST
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spectresquad wrote:
Would that be sarcasm or a challenge? I have some homeless veterans you could try that with. I even checked with the boys, they said don't worry if you are not fast enough, come on down they will give you the first hit, and when it is done, they will swear no one saw a thing.



Dude, I didn't say anything about homeless Vets, I'm a vet too, don't put words in my mouth.
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#36 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 6:24 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
Sarcasm.
Remember, Victor is an outspoken misanthrop and Mikey is hardly an authority on relativity.

Sorry about the Vets though. It is a shame on us situation.......



You're right, I never banged my cousin.
victor809 Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 6:25 PM EST
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mikey1597 wrote:
You're right, I never banged my cousin.


Must not be from the south.... :)
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#38 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 6:31 PM EST
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ok, this just took an ugly turn.


can't wait for page two
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mikey1597 Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 7:58 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Must not be from the south.... :)



Nope, I'm a Texan, there's a difference
MACS Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 8:14 PM EST
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mikey1597 wrote:
Dude, I didn't say anything about homeless Vets, I'm a vet too, don't put words in my mouth.


Yes, and homeless vets ain't no better than any of the other homeless people... they're just veterans, as well as homeless. And, as a veteran myself... I think they had better opportunities than most homeless folks and screwed it up.
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#42 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 10:32 PM EST
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But as smart as he was or anyone is for that matter.....

We still don't know what happened to Hoffa back in 75'
Nor the Cure for Cancer.....

Or what happens when we kick the bucket.......

Or are we alone...

Let's face it. The questions out there that have gone unanswered.... Seems to be the important stuff..... Right?

So everything else is irrelevant.

Just keep working hard....till someone high enough on the ladder figures this chit out.



Good bourbon boys!
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#43 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 11:14 PM EST
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I'm drinking a Jefferson's small batch right now. It would be a good time to smoke a cigar and discuss these things, Josh.
tonygraz Offline
#44 Posted: Wed, Jun 17 2015, 11:18 PM EST
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mikey1597 wrote:
You're right, I never banged my cousin.


I had a second cousin that I really would have wanted to.
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#45 Posted: Thu, Jun 18 2015, 6:48 AM EST
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freak.... Mellow
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fiddler898 wrote:
There are what - 12 R candidates already, maybe more? Put them in a circle & they don't even need the theory of relativity - which, by the way, is only a theory, like gravity & climate change - to do the same thing to themselves.




Yes and meanwhile the D's simply continue to spend the time between elections picking the most vile candidates that they can all while trying to out and out DENY their past or cover it up OR....brashly scream out "What Does It Matter" and you dems line up all giddy ready to cast your votes for them. And this only defines the ones actually paying some kind of attention before casting their vote....the rest ....just walk in and punch that D because well they're the party that CARES about the people.......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Don't forget the free stuff..... They give away free stuff...... Mellow
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#48 Posted: Thu, Jun 18 2015, 7:59 AM EST
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TMCTLT wrote:
Yes and meanwhile the D's simply continue to spend the time between elections picking the most vile candidates that they can all while trying to out and out DENY their past or cover it up OR....brashly scream out "What Does It Matter" and you dems line up all giddy ready to cast your votes for them. And this only defines the ones actually paying some kind of attention before casting their vote....the rest ....just walk in and punch that D because well they're the party that CARES about the people.......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Giddy is a funny word.

It's hard to believe that there isn't a party smart enough to beat such morons. Just how bad is the losing party?

Obviously I am screwing with you Paul, but your hate makes you blind to what you really should be doing...fixing the party that lost. They need tremendous help if they get beat by these ignoramuses.
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#49 Posted: Thu, Jun 18 2015, 8:05 AM EST
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From another thread:



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I usually try to stay completely out of the political forums, and with good reason, people can misread what I say. well with that said;

This incident as with so many in the past year are the very reason I was hoping to be sailing into a hail of gunfire in the Southern Seas because I seriously did not want to witness the collapse of society in America. I have seen it coming for a while, and it just tears the heart right out of me.

Whether at home or abroad I try my best to help people regardless of their DNA, Politics, stupid behavior.

We use to, as a people in this country, may be not our Government, but us regular folk, use to try and be the best we could be. We were infiltrated as promised by I believe it was Kruschiev, possibly Stalin and they managed through using quaint terms to infiltrate our centers of learning and turn them against traditional morals, and traditional American values.

The problem is actually bigger than this, it was inevitable, it was predicted, and it is as old as mans history on this planet. It has been euphamized and satirized and prophesied in even our recent movies like Star Wars and Star Trek. The dark side (evil not skin color) is taken over the hearts of man. Star Trek seems to think we will live through this and come out better on the other end, From what I am witnessing around the world, that is not being reported on the National News, and I have spent 36 years going into disasters and wars, we as the human race are coming to a point of self destruction.

One of the cool things about this forum is you cannot see the face of the person on the other end. You communicate, you send cigars, you have a good time. Shame we have to let our eyes screw things up offline.

We all know people are acting the fool out there on the streets. It is going to get a whole lot worse before it gets better, if it ever gets better after the past 30 years, but especially after the last 6. All of this is intentional, it is planned, and the bad guys will win if we do not see the setup. Don't let the outsiders problems stop us from our intended missions, trading cigars, slapping backs, and sharing a toast with each other.

Be good to each other, we are all we have. fog
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#50 Posted: Thu, Jun 18 2015, 8:12 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Giddy is a funny word.

It's hard to believe that there isn't a party smart enough to beat such morons. Just how bad is the losing party?

Obviously I am screwing with you Paul, but your hate makes you blind to what you really should be doing...fixing the party that lost. They need tremendous help if they get beat by these ignoramuses.




Frank, it is not hatred I feel and this IS the problem with the " printed word " we simply cannot convey properly the true way we are feeling about A particular matter. And to be absolutely honest....I don't think it's the " Party " so much that's the problem.....I believe the problem stems from the voters themselves NOT so much the candidates or their campaigns. If there was only a way to keep those who have NO IDEA what's going on around them or in the World from voting maybe we could stem the problem. We suffer from a largely Uneducated voting block in this country.....they no NOTHING of the issues and believe Everything their favorite candidate tells them to believe. The thing I find the MOST interesting is even after voters find that their candidate turned out to be a complete liar and a race baiting POS.....they won't change their opinion and would vote AGAIN for the same FAILED policies and principles...... just to keep from looking the fool I guess. And in the end I'm NOT sure why the R's lost to aPOS like BHO....once let alone twice, for me it's the same mentality the NFL uses.....if they have a bad season it's always the COACHES fault never the players. And I UNDERSTAND that is their job to bring that team to cohesion andmake them play as one.....but they CAN"T DO IT ALONE. Just like our candidates CAN"T do it alone, they NEED an INFORMED public to go to the polls....and it seems they're the ones " staying home"
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