We had just arrived in Mumbai(this is in the early 90's),thirsty and looking for a smoke I found this little tobacco store right in the main drinking district.I looked around saw only ridiculously priced Cubans and lots of brands I had never seen nor heard of.After a few minutes of looking the entire shop over Haji approaches me and recommends what he smokes daily.I wish I could recall the name.....all I remember is it had a profile view of an elephants head.I grab the stick(about $3) and bic,no choice unless I want to carry matches,and hit the first watering hole that I see smoke pouring out of.My buddy and I order a beer,I gnaw through the foot(no cutter) prepping my smoke for the light.Our beer shows up,the brand I shall never forget,Old Monk.Its served in a family style bottle,probably a liter size.We pour the beer in the glass and immediately notice its dark amber color,not your usual pale watered down southwest Asian brew,this makes us smile.We raise our glasses and take our first draw of beer in over a month............it gagged me a little,as if it wanted out,holy crap this beer is awful.I have to find a way to get the taste out of my mouth.....oh yea the cigar.My buddy,a cigarette smoker, is puffing away on a Turtle he had picked up before we left Korea.As the smoke lights I realize this isn't very good....as a matter of fact 3 puffs in I take a drink of the Old Funk..........it was a much preferable taste.I take a couple more draws on the stick,it only gets worse.Now I want to throw up in my beer,which IMHO would've improved the taste.Took me 3 days to get that taste out of my mouth.I returned to Haji's shop a couple times and as he had stated........he was puffing away on that Elephant azz cigar,his daily.I was waiting for him to ask me if I enjoyed it........I guess after seeing me pick up a handful of RyJ Churchill Tubos(Habanos)at $12 per he knew the answer.
BTW the beer,Old Monk,is not an amber.As it sits in the glass the sediment heads to the bottom making it just another watered down Asian let down.After watching numerous dead things float down river daily it was obvious to us what the sediment in the glass was.