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Worst cigar ever made
ZRX1200 Offline
#51 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,686
Al, 5 Vegas Gold Maduro isn't a bad cigar, it's just made out of asbestos and WILL NOT BURN.
spectresquad Offline
#52 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2005
Posts: 1,061
spectresquad wrote:
C'est La Vie BARF!



Hmm interesting, Today i opened my junk humidor and all the Cest La VIes were missing. Well I guess Chester liked them or something till I cleaned out the cat Box, and lo and behold Chester had buried them in there... LOL
DBIII Offline
#53 Posted:
Joined: 11-22-2009
Posts: 6,951
tailgater wrote:
I bought an open bundle of Flor de Gonzalez Churchill at a flea market for a sweet $25 !
Best deal EVER!


I'm glad you still have a sense of humor, that was some funny s h i t right there! Applause
figurado Offline
#54 Posted:
Joined: 03-28-2008
Posts: 53
a lot of you might not remember"nasty" is the little bro to "nefasto" which is out of production.a sangria blend was used in the fermentation on the nefasto and was easily the most aromatic and unique of all acid.boxes of 10,of course this predates the swisher takeover. my fist acid kuba kuba came from the kiosk across from windows of the world at the world trade center.Johnathon Sans and Marvin Samuel are originals.Puros Herfanos was another drew Estate that's gone and was a hit!
jjanecka Offline
#55 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
I actually liked Puros Indios; they were one of the better $3msrp cigars that I've smoked. Way better than Don Tomas and others.
tailgater Offline
#56 Posted:
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Posts: 26,185
jjanecka wrote:
I actually liked Puros Indios; they were one of the better $3msrp cigars that I've smoked. Way better than Don Tomas and others.


Good post noob.

In complete honesty, the late 90s Puros Indios was my absolute favorite cigar.
Something changed since then. Maybe the old man letting junior roll a few. Maybe my taste buds evolved. Maybe production moved to a septic dump.
But the PI of today are not at all similar to the gems from 15 years ago.


tonygraz Offline
#57 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,335
^ +1
QMPASH Offline
#58 Posted:
Joined: 03-15-2011
Posts: 897
tailgater wrote:
I bought an open bundle of Flor de Gonzalez Churchill at a flea market for a sweet $25 !
Best deal EVER!

Unless this is a gag I suggest psychiatric help.
Scot4ler Offline
#59 Posted:
Joined: 12-23-2015
Posts: 1
Gran Habano sampler pack...all of them. Ack!!!
midmofan Offline
#60 Posted:
Joined: 04-25-2014
Posts: 1,108
Scot4ler wrote:
Gran Habano sampler pack...all of them. Ack!!!


I would have to say the GH 2002 Vintages that I got on here when looking for some "expendable" yard-gar-ish smokes for boating on the lake (for 50 cents per!) were not bad at all. The ones I had were flavorful - mediumish - smokes. Did need a touch up but that may not be totally the cigar's fault when on a moving boat on windy days. Unlike the photo you see with these standing on its ash, the ash was not firm at all, so had to watch not ashing people when boat moving.

If there is a good deal on them here, I could see buying them again this summer for boating/swimming/fishing/golfing - Anywhere where I could get soaked/splashed or have to otherwise lose the cigar mid-smoke. Also may stock a few for our summer party where there is always a few non-cigar smokers that want to join-in around the fire pit. They are inexpensive enough to give away, easy to smoke, don't last forever, taste fine IMO - and the cedar wrap looks impressive to the newbie!!

That being said - and to keep the thread on point - the GH Aztec I had one time was one of the worst things ever in my mouth (and that's saying a lot) reminded me of the hand-rolled mexican cigar I posted about above as as the absolute worst smoke ever - maybe they are related!!!!
ZRX1200 Offline
#61 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,686
Lone Wolf
Bad Frog
eleltea Offline
#62 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,562
tonygraz wrote:
Q forgot to mention Professor Sila.

times ten
QMPASH Offline
#63 Posted:
Joined: 03-15-2011
Posts: 897
ZRX1200 wrote:
Worst cigar I've ever had hands down is a T****sons house blend. I've told the ladies of CBID that ACTUALLY mentioning their name ISN'T a competitor reference because they suck more balls than the Backstreet boys on extasy at a ball sucking contest.

They have a house cigar named after a reptile. That should have served as a waarning.
jjanecka Offline
#64 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
tailgater wrote:
Good post noob.

In complete honesty, the late 90s Puros Indios was my absolute favorite cigar.
Something changed since then. Maybe the old man letting junior roll a few. Maybe my taste buds evolved. Maybe production moved to a septic dump.
But the PI of today are not at all similar to the gems from 15 years ago.




Well in my defense, I smoked these back in 2008 when I had about $20 a month to spend on cigars because I was jobless and decided to go back to college for the third time. So it was the best of all the dog rockets. I remember them being not too terrible, perhaps I was just fortunate.
tonygraz Offline
#65 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,335
A friend of mine used to like the old ones, but said the new ones just suck. I smoked a couple of different newer ones and they were not the worst cigars, but certainly nothing I would buy again.
zody Offline
#66 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2005
Posts: 1,149
Blood Moon from a 5er on CBid, I gambled on them for a short smoke it took hours to get the frakkin aftertaste to go away. It smelled like puss and grass clippings.
QMPASH Offline
#67 Posted:
Joined: 03-15-2011
Posts: 897
It appears that The Nasty, Gurkha and Rocky Patel R4 are the winners.
carrite Offline
#68 Posted:
Joined: 03-21-2011
Posts: 43
Anything by Gurkha is bad — or, more properly, if they make a good cigar, I've never had one and I'm not gonna spend any more time or money looking to see.

I actually ended up tossing an Oliva V yesterday that had an improperly fermented leaf in it — bitter, alkali yuck... I guess it happens to the best every once in a while, I love Vs.

I think the worst non-defective cigar I've had this year is a Graycliff G2. God, that was a flavorless piece of crap...

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delta1 Offline
#69 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,842
Reminds me that a Graycliff with a dark blue label I tried smoking a few years ago was the first unsmokeable cigar I had. Then some Bahias with a plain blue cloth band...those were bad...
bgz Offline
#70 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Last bad cigar I had was the Montecristo Media Noche (was a while ago).

I know some people like them, but it just didn't hit my pallet right at all, I trashed it pretty quickly then grabbed something I like.

It could have been the person I got it from just didn't keep them right, I don't know... it was a bad enough experience I never looked at obtaining more.

I've been pretty picky lately though (especially from hanging out on this board with you guys)... guess it could be that.
Bryan T Offline
#71 Posted:
Joined: 12-25-2015
Posts: 33
Gurkha Evil. It tunneled badly and tasted like hay and tar.
sd72 Offline
#72 Posted:
Joined: 03-09-2011
Posts: 9,600
shocking. I can't find the 'mind blown' emoji anywhere, but trust me, poof. Mind blown.
corey sellers Offline
#73 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,489
Brick wall
dharbolt Offline
#74 Posted:
Joined: 08-03-2013
Posts: 6,952
Tierra volcan. 'Nuf said
Gaga Offline
#75 Posted:
Joined: 12-29-2015
Posts: 10

Brocatus. Nuff said
ZRX1200 Offline
#76 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
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bgz, the only Monte Media Noche that's decent is the robusto, the rest aren't good IMO.
cameroon Offline
#77 Posted:
Joined: 04-06-2014
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ZRX1200 wrote:
bgz, the only Monte Media Noche that's decent is the robusto, the rest aren't good IMO.


1. Your Inbox is full, FWIW

2. Where does your current avatar (Asian lady) come from? A reverse google search reveals nothing. :)
madspackler Offline
#78 Posted:
Joined: 03-07-2000
Posts: 3,608
The OR Puros Indios was a decent cigar. The current one is dreck. They had a special reserve that was wrapped in burlap. I think it was actually wet burlap. The cigar was bland and slightly acrid, but the stench and flavor imparted by the burlap made the cigar repulsive. If that was the first cigar I had ever smoked, I would have stopped cold in my tracks. Disgusting. Never tried another PI. Ever
QMPASH Offline
#79 Posted:
Joined: 03-15-2011
Posts: 897
madspackler wrote:
The OR Puros Indios was a decent cigar. The current one is dreck. They had a special reserve that was wrapped in burlap. I think it was actually wet burlap. The cigar was bland and slightly acrid, but the stench and flavor imparted by the burlap made the cigar repulsive. If that was the first cigar I had ever smoked, I would have stopped cold in my tracks. Disgusting. Never tried another PI. Ever


About 10 years ago this was a pretty decent cigar.
tonygraz Offline
#80 Posted:
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Posts: 20,335
Bryan T wrote:
Gurkha Evil. It tunneled badly and tasted like hay and tar.


Had to dig one out that was 2-3 years old and smoked it today. I have noted changes in Gurkha blends in the past and have heard of licensing remakes, so there's no guarantee this is the same cigar. No major problems, not great, not bad. I smoked a couple a couple of years ago and found a post elsewhere where I was undecided about the cigar and the aging hasn't change it any. In all fairness, it was around freezing while I smoked it. Still have 2 more that I'll try under better weather conditions. If I had to make a call today- it would be mediocre.



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kombat96 Offline
#81 Posted:
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Posts: 9,717
Just about any lancero made.
dharbolt Offline
#82 Posted:
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Dink.
QMPASH Offline
#83 Posted:
Joined: 03-15-2011
Posts: 897
kombat96 wrote:
Just about any lancero made.


It's a matter of taste my friend. I have smoked some great Lanceros including San Lotana.
QMPASH Offline
#84 Posted:
Joined: 03-15-2011
Posts: 897
Gaga wrote:
Brocatus. Nuff said


I tried one, just out of curiosity once. As soon as the flame hit the cigar, it started coming apart, almost as if it had been programed to do just that. I made it about 1/4 the way through before it came apart altogether. I got an 'A' for perseverance and a 'D' for intelligence. While it lasted however, it didn't taste bad which isn't the same as saying it tasted good.
tonygraz Offline
#85 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,335
Brocatus was just a yard gar. I smoked about 20 of them with about the same taste experience as Q's, but without any construction issues causing problems.

Nice to see that Lancero man still lives.
delta1 Offline
#86 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,842
The wombat dink still owes us reviews for all the lanceros we sent him...
zerohourhero Offline
#87 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2015
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Have a rep for being like Mikey from the Life Commercials (I'll try any cigar. NAture of the beast when trying to start my own site).

On the list of terrible cigars I've had:

Captain Black Cherry (Pipe Tobacco Cigarillo, doesn't count)
95% of Gurkhas
RyJ CC (it was rolled super tight and I'm not a street walker so I couldn't smoke it. First CC Ever)
Got-Your-6 (Actually reviewed it for my site, it got a 2/10. 2 Points was because it looked neat.)
Mr. Jones Offline
#88 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,500
#53BIII
#58 QWAMPASH

read #19, #21, #25...

it's a long story..
but Flor de Gonzolez REALLY BLOWS!!!

Cest la Vie was a tolerable yard gar for about
the first year they appeared...
but then the NOSE DIVED BIGTIME...
MY GUESS is that Puros Indios or Victor Sinclar took over production of Cess la'pool Vie...
QMPASH Offline
#89 Posted:
Joined: 03-15-2011
Posts: 897
This happens a lot with "good" cigars, even the best. It goes something like this: a cigar maker has a warehouse or two for a cigar and the order was cancelled before they could be rolled. A couple of years later a guy from India heard about the warehouse (or two) of really good tobacco. He approaches the owner and offers to buy the tobacco if the owner rolls them for the buyer. Viola-you have Vintage 1990.
Whistlebritches Offline
#90 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,132
We had just arrived in Mumbai(this is in the early 90's),thirsty and looking for a smoke I found this little tobacco store right in the main drinking district.I looked around saw only ridiculously priced Cubans and lots of brands I had never seen nor heard of.After a few minutes of looking the entire shop over Haji approaches me and recommends what he smokes daily.I wish I could recall the name.....all I remember is it had a profile view of an elephants head.I grab the stick(about $3) and bic,no choice unless I want to carry matches,and hit the first watering hole that I see smoke pouring out of.My buddy and I order a beer,I gnaw through the foot(no cutter) prepping my smoke for the light.Our beer shows up,the brand I shall never forget,Old Monk.Its served in a family style bottle,probably a liter size.We pour the beer in the glass and immediately notice its dark amber color,not your usual pale watered down southwest Asian brew,this makes us smile.We raise our glasses and take our first draw of beer in over a month............it gagged me a little,as if it wanted out,holy crap this beer is awful.I have to find a way to get the taste out of my mouth.....oh yea the cigar.My buddy,a cigarette smoker, is puffing away on a Turtle he had picked up before we left Korea.As the smoke lights I realize this isn't very good....as a matter of fact 3 puffs in I take a drink of the Old Funk..........it was a much preferable taste.I take a couple more draws on the stick,it only gets worse.Now I want to throw up in my beer,which IMHO would've improved the taste.Took me 3 days to get that taste out of my mouth.I returned to Haji's shop a couple times and as he had stated........he was puffing away on that Elephant azz cigar,his daily.I was waiting for him to ask me if I enjoyed it........I guess after seeing me pick up a handful of RyJ Churchill Tubos(Habanos)at $12 per he knew the answer.

BTW the beer,Old Monk,is not an amber.As it sits in the glass the sediment heads to the bottom making it just another watered down Asian let down.After watching numerous dead things float down river daily it was obvious to us what the sediment in the glass was.
cameroon Offline
#91 Posted:
Joined: 04-06-2014
Posts: 810
zerohourhero wrote:
Have a rep for being like Mikey from the Life Commercials (I'll try any cigar. NAture of the beast when trying to start my own site).

On the list of terrible cigars I've had:

Captain Black Cherry (Pipe Tobacco Cigarillo, doesn't count)
95% of Gurkhas
RyJ CC (it was rolled super tight and I'm not a street walker so I couldn't smoke it. First CC Ever)
Got-Your-6 (Actually reviewed it for my site, it got a 2/10. 2 Points was because it looked neat.)


Do you still have your own site? Your profile says, "It's in the profile" but I don't see it
zerohourhero Offline
#92 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2015
Posts: 1,308
cameroon wrote:
Do you still have your own site? Your profile says, "It's in the profile" but I don't see it


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