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The longest serving Republican Speaker of the House................
banderl Offline
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Set up a chair in the boy's locker room so that he could watch his charges shower and liked to fellate said charges.
Way to go Denny!
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-dennis-hastert-sentencing-filing-met-0410-20160408-story.html
Mithrandir Offline
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How bad does Trump look now?
ZRX1200 Offline
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Denny sucked.
banderl Offline
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Yeah, that's what I said.
Mr. Jones Offline
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Is he still in congress?

If so?
That is so wrong.
frankj1 Offline
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Bob!
two month self-imposed ban is over I see...or were you waiting for TMCETC to leave?
frankj1 Offline
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BTW, you don't get to be the longest serving anything in congress by only performing on younger men...
banderl Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
Bob!
two month self-imposed ban is over I see...or were you waiting for TMCETC to leave?



Arguing with the ignorant hillbillies here was wearing me down. Needed to rejuvenate my powers.
banderl Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
BTW, you don't get to be the longest serving anything in congress by only performing on younger men...



So you're saying that he was blowing older guys too?
frankj1 Offline
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banderl wrote:
So you're saying that he was blowing older guys too?

only thems that tapped his foot, Utah style.
and only if they were still in the closet and and in denial.
banderl Offline
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Five of his former students came out. What is the real number?
frankj1 Offline
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what makes you think I know? HA!
banderl Offline
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Rhetorical question, Frank.

However, if five came out, there are probably another four or five who've kept their silence.
tonygraz Offline
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Welcome back !
banderl Offline
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Oh, I've been around, just had a bad case of laryngitis.
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banderl wrote:
Oh, I've been around, just had a bad case of laryngitis.

My wife had that once, the Dr told her to pack her vajayjay with yogurt and it would go away.
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mikey1597 wrote:
My wife had that once, the Dr told her to pack her vajayjay with yogurt and it would go away.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk
tonygraz Offline
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mikey1597 wrote:
My wife had that once, the Dr told her to pack her vajayjay with yogurt and it would go away.


What flavor ?
ZRX1200 Offline
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Greek?
mikey1597 Offline
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Chunky
frankj1 Offline
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Z and Mikey!

WOW! Crazy funny...but sick!
banderl Offline
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mikey1597 wrote:
My wife had that once, the Dr told her to pack her vajayjay with yogurt and it would go away.



So how many quarts of yogurt did it take to fill you up?
banderl Offline
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Lawmaker Hastert urged life sentences for repeat child molesters.........

YCMTSU



During nearly 30 years as a state and federal lawmaker, Dennis Hastert presented himself as a champion of children, a hardworking, humble boy from the cornfields of Illinois who learned valuable moral lessons as he rose to become one of the most powerful men in federal government as U.S. House speaker.

In Congress, Hastert supported the Child Abuse Prevention and Enforcement Act of 2000, which among other measures, sought to prevent and punish the sexual abuse of minors.

And in 2003, when Utah teenager Elizabeth Smart was recovered after being kidnapped, sexually assaulted and held captive for nine months, Hastert took a strong stance in a statement.

"It is important to have a national notification system to help safely recover children kidnapped by child predators," he said. "But it is equally important to stop those predators before they strike, to put repeat child molesters into jail for the rest of their lives and to help law enforcement with the tools they need to get the job done."



Now, prosecutors say Hastert sexually abused five students decades ago when he was a high school teacher and wrestling coach at Yorkville High School.

And Hastert's attorneys are asking Judge Thomas M. Durkin to keep him out of jail.

In a court filing last week detailing the financial crimes for which Hastert faces sentencing on April 27, federal prosecutors say Hastert was attempting to withdraw $3.5 million to compensate a man whom, at 14 years old, Hastert had sexually abused when he was the boy's coach.

"The actions at the core of this case," prosecutors wrote in the court document, "took place … in his private one-on-one encounters in an empty locker room and a motel room with minors that violated the special trust between those young boys and their coach."

The allegations stand in contrast to Hastert's portrayal of his own high school football coach, whom he praised in his 2004 autobiography as a fiercely competitive disciplinarian who set high expectations and demanded total loyalty.

"He'd push, push, push, but he would never invade an athlete's dignity," Hastert writes in the book, "Speaker." "His boys loved him for that, and it taught me a lesson I've tried to remember ever since: There's never sufficient reason to try to strip away another person's dignity."

In asking for probation in a nine-page sentencing memorandum, Hastert's attorneys said he was remorseful but stopped short of acknowledging accusations that he sexually abused students.


"Despite his mistakes in judgment and his transgressions, for which he is profoundly sorry," his attorneys wrote, "we implore this Court ... to consider the entirety of Mr. Hastert's life (including the fact that he reshaped his life many years ago)." Hastert, 74, "has enriched the lives of so many over his lifetime, including his family, his employees, his students, his mentees, his constituents, and others who he has met along the way."

In addition, his attorneys note that Hastert uses a wheelchair after suffering maladies that include a blood infection, "small stroke," lumbar back pain, diabetes and an enlarged prostate. He pleaded guilty Oct. 28 to illegally withdrawing $1.7 million in cash from several financial institutions over 4 1/2 years.

Hastert's descent started with the enforcement of federal legislation that he championed: the Patriot Act. The anti-terrorism law requires banks to report cash transactions over $10,000 to flag potential terrorist financial activities, among other measures. The act also makes it illegal to structure transactions to evade that reporting.

The law passed weeks after the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001. In his recollections of the attacks a decade later, Hastert told RealClearPolitics, "then we did the Patriot Act because we had to be able to do that. There were 20-something cells in the United States. We've got to find out who they were and where they were. It wasn't popular, and there was a lot of fight in the Congress. … But those were the types of fights that we had and the things that we had to do, but we had to get them done."

About seven months after that recollection, a bank teller supervisor contacted Hastert and said "the bank needed to understand his transactions pursuant to the PATRIOT Act," prosecutors state in their 26-page court filing. The filing also notes that Hastert crossed a bank officer who explained the institution needed information about Hastert's cash withdrawals to comply with the Patriot Act.

"Defendant stated that he was aware of the law," prosecutors wrote, "but that the PATRIOT Act was just for terrorism and he was not a terrorist."

Hastert's evasive answers back in 2012 led to more pressing questions and to his indictment in May 2015.

His alleged misconduct sheds new light on the way Hastert handled the notorious case of U.S. Rep. Mark Foley of Florida, who resigned in September 2006 after allegations surfaced that he had written sexually explicit emails to a former teen page.

By the end of 2006, a House Ethics Committee investigating the Republican leadership's response to Foley's misconduct concluded that Hastert — then U.S. House speaker — failed to act on earlier warnings and was among many individuals who remained "willfully ignorant" of Foley's misbehavior.

Then-U.S. Rep. John Boehner, of Ohio, was one of those who spoke earlier to Hastert about Foley's misconduct. Boehner told the committee that Hastert had told him the matter "has been taken care of." No one was sanctioned for violating House rules in the case.

Earlier that year, after passage of the Adam Walsh Child Protection and Safety Act, which required states to expand sex offender registries, Hastert said in a statement: "At home, we put the security of our children first, and Republicans are doing just that in our nation's House. We've all seen the disturbing headlines about sex offenders and crimes against children. These crimes cannot persist. Protecting our children from Internet predators and child exploitation enterprises are just as high a priority as securing our border from terrorists."

The same day Hastert released his statement, Foley publicly thanked the speaker for pushing the bill.

In their court filing, prosecutors cited the passage in Hastert's autobiography that singles out his former coach for never stripping away a person's dignity.

"(T)hat is exactly what defendant did to his victims," prosecutors wrote. "He made them feel alone, ashamed, guilty and devoid of dignity. While defendant achieved great success, reaping all the benefits that went with it, these boys struggled, and all are still struggling now with what defendant did to them."

That personal history, prosecutors said, represents "stunning hypocrisy."

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http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/l...413-story.html

banderl Offline
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At least his lawyers are doing their jobs:
•A filing unsealed over objections from Hastert's lawyers showed they have questioned whether touching the groin of Individual A during a massage in a motel room four decades ago amounted to sexual abuse.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-dennis-hastert-filing-unsealed-met-20160413-story.html
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Drafter tried to touch my groin once and I didn't press charges. I just politely told him to get his hands off me. Lips or nothing.
banderl Offline
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Did he give you lips and stuff?
teedubbya Offline
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Sort of
banderl Offline
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Say no more, say no more.
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banderl wrote:
Oh, I've been around, just had a bad case of laryngitis.


That shouldn't bother your typing.
Unless you move your lips to read, I guess.
tonygraz Offline
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He has voice recognition software - is a better guess.
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banderl wrote:
Arguing with the ignorant hillbillies here was wearing me down. Needed to rejuvenate my powers.


I'm not defending Paul, but if people disagree with your liberal stance does that make them ignorant hillbillies?

If so, I'm moving to Beverly Hills. It ain't that far away and I think it's closer to delta, so we can smoke cigars more often.
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and practice your gazintas.... Beer
MACS Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
and practice your gazintas.... Beer


Hey, delta and I like fishing (for fish). It's clear you and teedub are into other things. Anxious
DrafterX Offline
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I like to fish... for fish and stuff... Mellow
banderl Offline
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tonygraz wrote:
He has voice recognition software - is a better guess.



Actually, I dictate my posts to my secretary.

SmokeMonkey Offline
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banderl wrote:
Actually, I dictate my posts to my secretary.



So dictate is not banned. Note made.
banderl Offline
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MACS wrote:
I'm not defending Paul, but if people disagree with your liberal stance does that make them ignorant hillbillies?

If so, I'm moving to Beverly Hills. It ain't that far away and I think it's closer to delta, so we can smoke cigars more often.



Paul disagrees with everybody.
You have had disagreements with him as well.
How do you know that I was even speaking about him?
He's certainly not the only ignorant hillbilly posting here.
BTW, if you live south of I80, guess what?
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I just stop by to get edumacated by all yall smart city folk.
SmokeMonkey Offline
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I'll take that jab and laugh all winter while I'm warm
MACS Offline
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banderl wrote:
Paul disagrees with everybody.
You have had disagreements with him as well.
How do you know that I was even speaking about him?
He's certainly not the only ignorant hillbilly posting here.
BTW, if you live south of I80, guess what?


I live in Southern California. South of I80. But I'm from Rhode Island... born, raised, and educated.

I don't have to guess who or what I am. I'm a self-sufficient family man that has never asked anyone for anything. Everything I have is due to my own hard work and the grace of God.

I know that anyone born into poverty can become self sufficient because I did it. People now make every excuse in the world why it's okay to take someone else's money because "they have too much, or more than they need". Our country was founded by men who did not like government, and certainly did not like socialism or the redistribution of wealth.

You reap what you sow, says the bible. No work? No eating. Nobody deserves something for nothing. NOBODY. Being liberal doesn't make you smart, it makes you smug... just not sure why.
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I don't feel smug Think

Seriously, I suspect that holding a minority political viewpoint in a particular geography lends itself more to that feeling than those who live in more evenly divided areas. I find myself surrounded by some of the most smug and condescending conservatives in the country here in a state with longstanding conservative leadership with huge budget problems and Republican leadership plagued by ethical issues.

I think it's more a perspective thing. My suspicion is that a healthy balance across the board would be a good thing.

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Of course, to be fair, the Democrats in AL have had their fair share of ethical issues in the past. It just seems to be the R's turn.
MACS Offline
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The original post still makes me laugh. As if democrats have nobody who did something felonious, or lied, or cheated, or was a hypocrite about it.

I'm an unashamed fiscal conservative. As far as I am concerned our gov't should use our money to fund national defense, and infrastructure. I would be happy if they'd spend more on schools and offer free college and trade school, like England does... but they'd have to fund it by cutting all those other "free sh*t" programs.
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MACS wrote:
The original post still makes me laugh. As if democrats have nobody who did something felonious, or lied, or cheated, or was a hypocrite about it.

I'm an unashamed fiscal conservative. As far as I am concerned our gov't should use our money to fund national defense, and infrastructure. I would be happy if they'd spend more on schools and offer free college and trade school, like England does... but they'd have to fund it by cutting all those other "free sh*t" programs.


Move here. You'll have a heavily Republican state government, a high sales tax and a state income tax and nothing to show for it. So forgive me if I am cynical of conservative politicians (so Not you or other fiscal conservative voters) who talk that mythical game, because it's a Republican myth in reality. I live in what should be a conservative paradise. And it's a joke. Hence my thoughts on a more balanced approach.

I've now violated my policy against posting seriously on a political thread a few times tonight. When the Tito's wears off in the morning, I'll probably regret it.
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Wheel would be really disappointed with Tito's, but our state government will not allow Dripping Springs to be sold in Alabama. At least I can buy alcohol on Sunday's now as of a few weeks ago, so I guess I should be happy....
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Move here. You'll have a heavily Republican state government, a high sales tax and a state income tax and nothing to show for it. So forgive me if I am cynical of conservative politicians (so Not you or other fiscal conservative voters) who talk that mythical game, because it's a Republican myth in reality. I live in what should be a conservative paradise. And it's a joke. Hence my thoughts on a more balanced approach.

I've now violated my policy against posting seriously on a political thread a few times tonight. When the Tito's wears off in the morning, I'll probably regret it.


Same in NY and CA - run by democrats. Same in RI and IL - run by democrats. I could go on and on... I don't think it matters. Both sides are spending OUR money like it's theirs.

Nothing to regret, brother. You said your peace and you weren't a douche about it. I was... a little, but that's just the way I am. fog
MACS Offline
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Wheel would be really disappointed with Tito's, but our state government will not allow Dripping Springs to be sold in Alabama. At least I can buy alcohol on Sunday's now as of a few weeks ago, so I guess I should be happy....


Still can't in RI, I think... not sure. Left in 1987 and have only gone back twice.
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MACS wrote:
Same in NY and CA - run by democrats. Same in RI and IL - run by democrats. I could go on and on... I don't think it matters. Both sides are spending OUR money like it's theirs.


It's very true. The myth that one side does it better than the other is laughable, though.
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MACS wrote:
Still can't in RI, I think... not sure. Left in 1987 and have only gone back twice.


I'm threadjacking here, but I had to show a bartender in TX out list of AL ANV approved brands before they'd believe me. Ridiculous.
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MACS wrote:
Same in NY and CA - run by democrats. Same in RI and IL - run by democrats. I could go on and on... I don't think it matters. Both sides are spending OUR money like it's theirs.

Nothing to regret, brother. You said your peace and you weren't a douche about it. I was... a little, but that's just the way I am. fog


And I don't think you were a douche at all. I try very hard not to be one myself. And fail miserably most of the time.
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