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lilgreenfrog1701 Offline
#601 Posted: Thu, Oct 24 2019, 5:38 PM EST
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*poke poke*
lilgreenfrog1701 Offline
#602 Posted: Thu, Oct 24 2019, 5:39 PM EST
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*poke poke*
MACS Offline
#603 Posted: Thu, Oct 24 2019, 5:41 PM EST
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*ribbit*
DrafterX Offline
#604 Posted: Thu, Oct 24 2019, 5:48 PM EST
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Mellow
delta1 Offline
#605 Posted: Thu, Oct 24 2019, 6:38 PM EST
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shocked this place is still open...didn't summer end a few weeks ago...oh well it's like a comfy recliner in here...

hey lilgreenie....had a poke bowl for lunch today...ahi and salmon with a whole lotsa salad type stuff...
DaQueenBeez Offline
#606 Posted: Wed, Apr 8 2020, 1:16 PM EST
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Okay, i think I have this sorted out!

Education and liquor stores are considered essential services around here, so if everyone brings a book to read, drinks straight from the bottle, stays six feet apart, and we register the place under an Idaho zip code, we should be golden!
MACS Offline
#607 Posted: Wed, Apr 8 2020, 1:45 PM EST
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G'day DQB.
DaQueenBeez Offline
#608 Posted: Wed, Apr 8 2020, 1:53 PM EST
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Howdy MACS!
tamapatom Offline
#609 Posted: Wed, Apr 8 2020, 2:05 PM EST
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I can't type and stay 6 feet from my screen.
DaQueenBeez Offline
#610 Posted: Wed, Apr 8 2020, 2:19 PM EST
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I just figured if we were using Y chromosome measuring standards with a 6” benchmark, your arms really only need to be about 3.5-4 feet long, right?

Have a shot of vodka sanitizer...one for the inside and one for the outside!
delta1 Offline
#611 Posted: Wed, Apr 8 2020, 2:23 PM EST
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thank goodness you're ALIVE!!!

was getting worried about you Queenie


btw: 6" is a little generous
DaQueenBeez Offline
#612 Posted: Wed, Apr 8 2020, 2:50 PM EST
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Hey Delta! Alive and kicking!

Hey, I don’t claim responsibility for the measuring standard; I’m thinking whoever it was probably endorses common core math. (Side note: all of this learn-at-home going on may be the DEATH KNELL of common core math! Kids WILL know how to carry and borrow with their gen x parents managing the matter!

Been prepping for back-to-school up in the classroom, but...now our district says we’re soft-closed for the remainder of the year, and my empty classroom will just continue to echo. Bah. Even the princess is getting bummed; we went from “this online stuff is GREAT!! I get to see my classmates but I don’t have to sit in a room with them and I can mute them whenever I want!” to “seriously - we’re such a small school, they could reopen and still have no more than ten in a classroom if they reorganize the schedule a little. It’s like they don’t even miss us...”
They do, kiddo...
Graduation ceremony is still on, though, so that’s something! Now we just have to get college sorted out...no one has the slightest clue what is going on there.

Basically, I really got to missing “take your finger out of your nose, take your hand out of your pants, go wash your hands, don’t eat stuff off the floor, stop drawing on your friends, take that out of your mouth, we are not drawing anatomically complete self portraits, put that back in your pants, don’t lick that, don’t lick him, GROUP HUG,” so I figured I’d pop in and get my fix here! 😂
Palama Online
#613 Posted: Wed, Apr 8 2020, 3:06 PM EST
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Is this the “Under New Management” cafe?

Good to see Your Majesty. (...insert genuflecting emoji here...)
delta1 Offline
#614 Posted: Wed, Apr 8 2020, 3:12 PM EST
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DQB wrote:
"Basically, I really got to missing “take your finger out of your nose, take your hand out of your pants, go wash your hands, don’t eat stuff off the floor, stop drawing on your friends, take that out of your mouth, we are not drawing anatomically complete self portraits, put that back in your pants, don’t lick that, don’t lick him, GROUP HUG,” so I figured I’d pop in and get my fix here! 😂"


hahaha...you nailed this place exquisitely...

TW has hosted a virtual herf ...a week or so ago...everyone who participated, around 29 total members, reported that it was an enjoyable way to meet and greet and shoot da shat during stay at home orders

he and a few other guys with access to Zoom accounts are seriously trying to set up another...when it's a go, if they invite me, I'll pass on the access link...hope you can join us
DaQueenBeez Offline
#615 Posted: Wed, Apr 8 2020, 5:05 PM EST
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That sounds amazing! I have to learn Zoom...the school has been using a google hangout/meets for school things; I want to be able to connect with the class families on a more accessible platform, and a lot of the class parents suggested Zoom. At this point, Zoom is a show I used to watch on channel 13...when the skies were clear and the antenna was adjusted properly 😂
frankj1 Offline
#616 Posted: Wed, Apr 8 2020, 10:41 PM EST
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I actually posted yesterday or the day before that you were missed!
Did someone send up the Bat Signal in the Eastern sky?

I don't know if this is scientifically sound but my chest cough just dried up!
How I've missed you...
DaQueenBeez Offline
#617 Posted: Wed, Apr 8 2020, 11:40 PM EST
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Awwww...thanks, Frank! I missed chatting with you!
Actually, I was talking to Numi (Or Z? Pretty sure that one was a Numi convo...) on FB a few days ago and mentioned that I missed you guys and should pop in, now that my life consists largely of downtime and missing my classroom! Hold off on the bat signal, though; we can’t confirm the origin of the bats or whether or not they have been thoroughly cooked.
DaQueenBeez Offline
#618 Posted: Wed, Apr 8 2020, 11:42 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Is this the “Under New Management” cafe?

Good to see Your Majesty. (...insert genuflecting emoji here...)



Hey, fella!
Aaaaand “genuflect” now has an Aladdin ear worm going round and round in the ol’ gray matter...thanks for that!d'oh!
Palama Online
#619 Posted: Thu, Apr 9 2020, 1:57 AM EST
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BigGrin
Sunoverbeach Offline
#620 Posted: Thu, Apr 9 2020, 5:58 AM EST
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Hey, Queenie. Good to see you kicking around.
CelticBomber Offline
#621 Posted: Thu, Apr 9 2020, 6:27 AM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
I can't type and stay 6 feet from my screen.



Then how do you watch porn?
izonfire Offline
#622 Posted: Thu, Apr 9 2020, 7:23 AM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Then how do you watch porn?

By hooking up to Zoom last Sunday...
USNGunner Offline
#623 Posted: Thu, Apr 9 2020, 8:11 AM EST
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delta1 wrote:
DQB wrote:TW has hosted a virtual herf ...a week or so ago...everyone who participated, around 29 total members, reported that it was an enjoyable way to meet and greet and shoot da shat during stay at home orders

he and a few other guys with access to Zoom accounts are seriously trying to set up another...when it's a go, if they invite me, I'll pass on the access link...hope you can join us


He says "reported" as he ghosted us. d'oh!

So yeah, "if" they invite him back. It was great having him though.

We all sat there staring at his inscrutable mug not moving, panicked that he had had a stroke and died. Or that his wife had hit him with a paralyzing pygmy dart from sout merica and was going to cover him in Sardine oil to feed to the local fauna or something bizarro like that to get a netflix special.

It was horrifying to watch. Stressed me out pretty badly watching my vet just, petrify like that. I'm lucky I escaped un-scarred. Well, not scarred anymore than I was at the beginning of the thing anyway. Not talking
frankj1 Offline
#624 Posted: Thu, Apr 9 2020, 11:33 AM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
He says "reported" as he ghosted us. d'oh!

So yeah, "if" they invite him back. It was great having him though.

We all sat there staring at his inscrutable mug not moving, panicked that he had had a stroke and died. Or that his wife had hit him with a paralyzing pygmy dart from sout merica and was going to cover him in Sardine oil to feed to the local fauna or something bizarro like that to get a netflix special.

It was horrifying to watch. Stressed me out pretty badly watching my vet just, petrify like that. I'm lucky I escaped un-scarred. Well, not scarred anymore than I was at the beginning of the thing anyway. Not talking

truth in jest!

very funny as well.
RMAN4443 Offline
#625 Posted: Thu, Apr 9 2020, 12:40 PM EST
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DaQueenBeez wrote:
Awwww...thanks, Frank! I missed chatting with you!
Actually, I was talking to Numi (Or Z? Pretty sure that one was a Numi convo...) on FB a few days ago and mentioned that I missed you guys and should pop in, now that my life consists largely of downtime and missing my classroom! Hold off on the bat signal, though; we can’t confirm the origin of the bats or whether or not they have been thoroughly cooked.

Oh chit, your supposed to cook them???Anxious
DaQueenBeez Offline
#626 Posted: Thu, Apr 9 2020, 3:44 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Oh chit, your supposed to cook them???Anxious


I totally did NOT just report you to the CDC...Angel
delta1 Offline
#627 Posted: Thu, Apr 9 2020, 4:00 PM EST
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good to see some life in here once again...

tho I've been known to lower that quotient just by my presence
DaQueenBeez Offline
#628 Posted: Thu, Apr 9 2020, 7:56 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
good to see some life in here once again...

tho I've been known to lower that quotient just by my presence


No worries - we’ll prop you up beside the jukebox if you die. (With respects to the late Joe Diffie RIP)

In fairness, you have to admit that the technical difficulties were worth it for the stories...because that sounds freaking HILARIOUS!LOL
DrafterX Offline
#629 Posted: Thu, Apr 9 2020, 8:03 PM EST
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DaQueen..!! Laugh
DaQueenBeez Offline
#630 Posted: Thu, Apr 9 2020, 8:10 PM EST
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DRAFTER!!!
DaQueenBeez Offline
#631 Posted: Thu, Apr 9 2020, 8:10 PM EST
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DRAFTER!!!
USNGunner Offline
#632 Posted: Thu, Apr 9 2020, 8:39 PM EST
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DaQueenBeez wrote:
No worries - we’ll prop you up beside the jukebox if you die. (With respects to the late Joe Diffie RIP)

In fairness, you have to admit that the technical difficulties were worth it for the stories...because that sounds freaking HILARIOUS!LOL



Oh Gawd, that was just the beginning. And about once an hour somebody would do an "AL, did he move?" And off it would go again. That herf was a great time. The hangover and cigar mouth was some what a balancing act.

I don't know how Clint can smoke that much. I smoked 3 cigars during the herf and couldn't stand to look at one the next day. d'oh!

My neighbor was stunned. Not talking
Sunoverbeach Offline
#633 Posted: Thu, Apr 9 2020, 9:24 PM EST
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Clint claims dark chocolate between cigars is the secret. Tried it and it doesn't do half bad for taste bud revival.
izonfire Offline
#634 Posted: Fri, Apr 10 2020, 1:19 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Clint claims dark chocolate between cigars is the secret. Tried it and it doesn't do half bad for taste bud revival.

That's his boyfriend's name.
Quite a bit different...
Palama Online
#635 Posted: Fri, Apr 10 2020, 1:47 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Clint claims dark chocolate between cigars is the secret. Tried it and it doesn't do half bad for taste bud revival.


Been meaning to try this. I’ve done the bite of 70%-80% chocolate while smoking to accentuate the flavors but never in-between cigars.
delta1 Offline
#636 Posted: Fri, Apr 10 2020, 4:03 PM EST
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I favor cinnamon hard candy...one drop refreshes the mouth and preps it for another, if I'm inclined to have another back to back...

doesn't work for a third one back to back...only done that a few times, and the third is always a struggle for me....not worth wasting a good cigar...need at least 1.5 - 2 hours between the second and third
Coach Zuppe Offline
#637 Posted: Fri, Apr 10 2020, 10:56 PM EST
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Ordered a smoke for #tiger king!
CelticBomber Offline
#638 Posted: Fri, Apr 10 2020, 11:16 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Oh Gawd, that was just the beginning. And about once an hour somebody would do an "AL, did he move?" And off it would go again. That herf was a great time. The hangover and cigar mouth was some what a balancing act.

I don't know how Clint can smoke that much. I smoked 3 cigars during the herf and couldn't stand to look at one the next day. d'oh!

My neighbor was stunned. Not talking



This is why I tend to drink Baileys along with my Lagers. Goes great with certain smokes. Adds creaminess and coats the throat. Other cigars require bourbon and some pain the next day.
USNGunner Offline
#639 Posted: Sat, Apr 11 2020, 12:19 AM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
This is why I tend to drink Baileys along with my Lagers. Goes great with certain smokes. Adds creaminess and coats the throat. Other cigars require bourbon and some pain the next day.



I will danged sure take that under advisement! Thanks Stephen! ThumpUp

The bourbon I drank did not help either the cigar mouth, nor the hangover. d'oh!
Numismaniac Offline
#640 Posted: Sat, Apr 11 2020, 12:04 PM EST
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DaQueenBeez wrote:
That sounds amazing! I have to learn Zoom...the school has been using a google hangout/meets for school things; I want to be able to connect with the class families on a more accessible platform, and a lot of the class parents suggested Zoom. At this point, Zoom is a show I used to watch on channel 13...when the skies were clear and the antenna was adjusted properly 😂




w:d/ w:d/ fog I wanna ZOOMAH, ZOOMAH, ZOOMAH, ZOOM!! Anxious


TOO funny, glad I'm not the only one that remembers that PBS show, LOL. When you have 3 channels and one is the PBS, Zoom and eventually "Are You Being Served?!" was a must.
Palama Online
#641 Posted: Sat, Apr 11 2020, 12:15 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
This is why I tend to drink Baileys along with my Lagers. Goes great with certain smokes. Adds creaminess and coats the throat. Other cigars require bourbon and some pain the next day.


Hey Howard, you seein’ this?

Drink some Bailey’s and it won’t matter what seegar you’re smoking!
DaQueenBeez Offline
#642 Posted: Sat, Apr 11 2020, 4:16 PM EST
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Numismaniac wrote:
w:d/ w:d/ fog I wanna ZOOMAH, ZOOMAH, ZOOMAH, ZOOM!! Anxious


TOO funny, glad I'm not the only one that remembers that PBS show, LOL. When you have 3 channels and one is the PBS, Zoom and eventually "Are You Being Served?!" was a must.



YES!!! And the Electric Company with campy, mute Spider-Man and Morgan Freeman in a leisure suit& fro! AAAAHAHAHA I remember when it first dawned on me who he was...I was watching Driving Miss Daisy and suddenly it hit me - OMG THAT’S EASY READER!!!!!!LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

MACS Offline
#643 Posted: Sun, Apr 12 2020, 8:48 AM EST
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^How you feelin' little miss wine gulper?
Speyside Offline
#644 Posted: Sun, Apr 12 2020, 8:52 AM EST
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Hey Queen, I've got a nice Rioja open, pour yourself a glass, enjoy today as best you can.
DaQueenBeez Offline
#645 Posted: Sun, Apr 12 2020, 9:22 AM EST
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Hahahahaha! Trying to sort out what the actual hell I texted the frog last night, but otherwise good! Glad we don’t do egg hiding or easter bunny around here anymore so I could get a couple extra hours of snooze, and even more glad that the plague necessitated a YouTube of the sunrise Easter service, suitable for LATER viewing LOL

Poor frog had to be at work at 4am!

Too early for that Rioja, speyside - still working on coffee!
MACS Offline
#646 Posted: Sun, Apr 12 2020, 9:27 AM EST
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Something about... "I've dropped out of the virtual herf and I can't get back!"

LOL
DaQueenBeez Offline
#647 Posted: Sun, Apr 12 2020, 9:33 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Something about... "I've dropped out of the virtual herf and I can't get back!"

LOL

OMG yes! LOL
Went in to put the phone (8% battery) on life support and get the wireless earbuds, and I couldn’t get back in! Even when I made the numbers reeeeeally BIG so I could actually see them...then somewhere along the line I lost the right earbud and the left stopped working! So I went to sleep LOL
Really wish I had brushed my teeth tho...gaaaak
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#648 Posted: Sun, Apr 12 2020, 9:39 AM EST
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Still seriously have no idea what I sent my sister...it appears to be in code. I blame Siri.
lilgreenfrog1701 Offline
#649 Posted: Sun, Apr 12 2020, 12:11 PM EST
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Lmao I woke up trying to figure out why I had my alarm blaring at 2:30 am! I fortunately left myself a note “Your dumbass self agreed to work 4am-8am”. 😂
DaQueenBeez Offline
#650 Posted: Sun, Apr 12 2020, 8:59 PM EST
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lilgreenfrog1701 wrote:
Lmao I woke up trying to figure out why I had my alarm blaring at 2:30 am! I fortunately left myself a note “Your dumbass self agreed to work 4am-8am”. 😂


English or code?
And did you enjoy your grilled cheese? Apparently it was of great importance to me...
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