8trackdisco wrote:To stick you pen-is through?
Welcome back. Prayers sent, multiple times for you. Equal parts humble requests for you to have peace, and to bug you.
Been meaning to talk to you about that...
Funeral director said the strangest thing happened... right at the beginning of the cremation, mom came back to life.... wide awake all that. Unfortunately this was already at about 250F so not much could be done. According to to funeral director there was lots of screaming, so she must have been cured of the aphasia as well.
I talked to the priest about this and he said it must have been because some azzhole in Wisconsin prayed for me without bothering to figure out the timing of things... he said you have to be careful or your prayers will get answered at the worst possible moment.
But regardless... while being cremated and screaming through her second death she did express relief she wasn't wearing Hank s mom's thong.