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frankj1 Offline
#251 Posted: Wed, Jun 7 2017, 7:00 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Damn, Gummy, that was a long-ass meeting.

they had to wait for the Hazmat guys
danmdevries Offline
#252 Posted: Wed, Jun 7 2017, 7:05 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Damn, Gummy, that was a long ass-meeting.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#253 Posted: Wed, Jun 7 2017, 7:30 PM EST
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Wait, were they feeding asses to tigers again?
gummy jones Offline
#254 Posted: Wed, Jun 7 2017, 7:34 PM EST
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Tigers gotta eat
SmokeMonkey Offline
#255 Posted: Wed, Jun 7 2017, 7:56 PM EST
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I'm not judging....
tamapatom Offline
#256 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 4:38 AM EST
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.........Not until they start eating monkeys.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#257 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 4:59 AM EST
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Good point, Tom.

And good morning, y'all
DrafterX Offline
#258 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 6:40 AM EST
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Cool Dudes..
8trackdisco Offline
#259 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 7:36 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
There has been a severe asshat alert issued for Green Bay Wisconsin in late July.

Flight booked. Used my rewards points on my Visa, so it cost me $27.44... plus baggage fees... bastids.


Double the asshats, double the fun.

I will alert my support staff.

Hellz to the Yeah.
MACS Offline
#260 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 7:50 AM EST
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3 down. 2 to go.
frankj1 Offline
#261 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 7:50 AM EST
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is that the week of Sconnie Summer?
MACS Offline
#262 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 9:28 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
is that the week of Sconnie Summer?


Last 5 days in July, there will be a SoCal asshat visiting God's country. Missed my trip last year... need to double the ass-hattery this year.
8trackdisco Offline
#263 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 9:49 AM EST
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Full on mental healthy PTO day.

Getting too close to the flames.
MACS Offline
#264 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 11:21 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Full on mental healthy PTO day.

Getting too close to the flames.


A cigar or two and some quality time in the hammock?
gummy jones Offline
#265 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 11:23 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
A cigar or two and some quality time in the hammock?


banana?
MACS Offline
#266 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 12:03 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
banana?


That would be ghey...
DrafterX Offline
#267 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 12:16 PM EST
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and you and 8 in a hammock isn't..?? Huh
MACS Offline
#268 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 12:19 PM EST
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Two dudes one hammock?

No gayer than going camping with Jamie.
DrafterX Offline
#269 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 12:21 PM EST
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there's a gay scale..?? Huh
DrafterX Offline
#270 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 12:27 PM EST
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McDonalds... Unsure
opelmanta1900 Offline
#271 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 12:35 PM EST
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Remember those 29 cent hamburgers and 39 cent cheeseburgers McDonald's used to sell? Downer cattle... cows so sick they couldn't walk... i started my career in a slaughterhouse micro lab working with a woman who was studying cancerous growths on these and dairy cattle that McDonald's was using... BSE/ Mad Cow Disease put an end to those practices... ba da ba ba bah... I'm lovin it... enjoy your lunch drafter...
DrafterX Offline
#272 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 12:43 PM EST
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I had chiken nuggets & fries... Mellow
tamapatom Offline
#273 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 4:34 PM EST
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In the 70's I was co-founder of the Anti-McDonald's league. The idea really never got a lot of traction but we had some fun. We tried to scare people off by feigning stomach illness in a McDonald's by noticeably mumbling........"I think this food is making me sick"....then one of us would clandestinely spew chicken vegetable soup on the floor while making barfing sounds. The classic one where was we did it right on the counter while making a complaint about the strange taste of the burger. It took special skill to not be seen slipping the soup container out of the jacket while bending over the counter.
danmdevries Offline
#274 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 4:37 PM EST
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Grilled some burgers trackside.

Opening gates in 30 minutes.

Won't be getting any rest till Sunday night. Gonna be wild. Completely sold out.
DrafterX Offline
#275 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 4:40 PM EST
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Cool..!! ThumpUp
opelmanta1900 Offline
#276 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 4:52 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Grilled some burgers trackside.

Opening gates in 30 minutes.

Won't be getting any rest till Sunday night. Gonna be wild. Completely sold out.

Nothing like a weekend at the dog races... they got any of those little monkeys lined up as jockeys?
8trackdisco Offline
#277 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 5:19 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
A cigar or two and some quality time in the hammock?


Better than that.

-Picked up my favoriate person in the world @ 12:25.
-Shared a 14 in meatball and onion pizza.
-3.1 mile walk through the Barkhausen Waterfowl Preserve.
-Short catnap.

I could get used to this Not Working thing. Unlike what most athletes profess, it is about the money.

Smoke Monkey,
Only 1/3 of your normal distance. but happy with the effort nonetheless.
8trackdisco Offline
#278 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 5:23 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
McDonalds... Unsure


McDonalds is on the Gay Scale?

Doesn't seem to be a particularly happy place.
MACS Offline
#279 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 5:38 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
I could get used to this Not Working thing. Unlike what most athletes profess, it is about the money.


Well, yeah... we do what we must until we can afford to do what we want. The plan is to retire at 55. If I can afford to do it before that ya damn straight I will.
8trackdisco Offline
#280 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 5:53 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Well, yeah... we do what we must until we can afford to do what we want. The plan is to retire at 55. If I can afford to do it before that ya damn straight I will.


You'll likely retire before me, you young punk.

Then again, if I would have had the balls to put 19 years into the military, I might be able to retire at 55 as well.
dkeage Offline
#281 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 5:55 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Well, yeah... we do what we must until we can afford to do what we want. The plan is to retire at 55. If I can afford to do it before that ya damn straight I will.

The question is....how much money is enough? It seems to be more every year...
victor809 Offline
#282 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 6:09 PM EST
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There's never enough. The last few years of my mother's life we were spending 14k per month on her care.

If you plan on dying quickly and quietly without getting sick first then retirement is a good idea. If you plan on having a debilitating disease (mental is really gonna cost you) then I'd recommend against retiring until you're about dead.
8trackdisco Offline
#283 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 6:33 PM EST
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And then I hear of reports of some number like 40% of the adult population has less than $5,000 in retirement savings.

$14k a month.

Sobering.

I'd rather be on the receiving end of an Obama Death Panel.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#284 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 7:06 PM EST
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Yo!

Now back to the little vacation I have left.
MACS Offline
#285 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 7:06 PM EST
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I'm covered medically with Tricare for life. Since I put in my 20 years, my health care and prescriptions are paid for... mostly. I pay a very reasonable $570 a year and my co-pays for visits, which is also reasonable at $10-$12.

I got 7 years and a few months, 8trizzle... you can do it!
victor809 Offline
#286 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 7:15 PM EST
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That isn't gonna cover something like a dementia care facility. At least not one you'd want to be put in or your lived ones would want to put you in.

Health care is good to have. You're a step ahead of a lot of the country. But I can tell you right now that Medicare wasn't going to cover any of my mother's care. I doubt other govt or veterans programs do either.

My retirement plan is to get on a stroke or heart attack. Or barring that a merciful bullet to the head.
8trackdisco Offline
#287 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 8:15 PM EST
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It's important to have multiple plans.

Plan A: smoke a lot, drink moderately, minimal exercise. I think that gets me into the Heart Attack Zone. A Stroke would suck.

Plan B: I think I may be able to rely on an untreated Sleep Apnea that should take me out.

I don't know, Victor. If you are in a chitty, gubmint home with Dementia, do you know how chitty your surroundings are?
DrafterX Offline
#288 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 8:26 PM EST
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Prolly not but I'd rather be lost in a nice place.. chitty gubment homes are full of father rapers and stuff... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#289 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 8:40 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Prolly not but I'd rather be lost in a nice place... Mellow


Um...... don't you live in Oklahoma?

Eh?
DrafterX Offline
#290 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 8:49 PM EST
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Ya.. the SE part tho... There's worse places for sure... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#291 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 8:54 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Ya.. the SE part tho... There's worse places for sure... Mellow


Ya... least it isn't Texas.
dkeage Offline
#292 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 8:58 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Ya... least it isn't Texas.



ram27bat
MACS Offline
#293 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 9:20 PM EST
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dkeage wrote:
ram27bat


If it's any consolation Texas is better than Taxifornia.

(yeah, I realize it isn't much consolation)
dkeage Offline
#294 Posted: Thu, Jun 8 2017, 9:24 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
If it's any consolation Texas is better than Taxifornia.

(yeah, I realize it isn't much consolation)



Thanks.

I will be back in Wyoming in 48 hrs so I gots that going for me.
DrafterX Offline
#295 Posted: Fri, Jun 9 2017, 6:46 AM EST
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Cool Dudes..
SmokeMonkey Offline
#296 Posted: Fri, Jun 9 2017, 6:47 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
DrafterX Offline
#297 Posted: Fri, Jun 9 2017, 6:49 AM EST
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Monkey..!! Laugh
8trackdisco Offline
#298 Posted: Fri, Jun 9 2017, 6:58 AM EST
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dkeage wrote:
ram27bat


Easy.

When I think of you, I think Wyoming.

Should I instead consider a t. ...
gummy jones Offline
#299 Posted: Fri, Jun 9 2017, 7:41 AM EST
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missed my pooping window this morning now i am busy at work and feel one coming on :(

[in case you guys were wondering]
MACS Offline
#300 Posted: Fri, Jun 9 2017, 7:42 AM EST
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It's always nice to poop while on the clock. You're getting paid to poop!!
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