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Hank_The_Tank Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 12:40 PM EST
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Had a discussion the other day with a friend about weird food combinations. He thought some of mine were crazy, but obviously seem normal to me.

What are some unusual/weird food combinations you enjoy?

Me:
Peanut Butter and syrup together on my pancakes/waffles/french toast
Mayo on my hot dogs
Eggs on toast with jelly
Jelly/Apple Butter in my cottage cheese
Salt on watermelon/cantaloupe/ honey dew
Mashed Potatoes with corn, sauerkraut, gravy, turkey/chicken/pork mixed in
Butter on my pop tarts (haven't done this in a while, but used to)
Cayenne pepper on my salad
Ice cream mixed together with cake
Bagels with cream cheese topped with honey or jelly
opelmanta1900 Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:02 PM EST
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you might be retarded hank... I mean, think about it... how would you know unless someone told you?
victor809 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:09 PM EST
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Salt on sliced fruit is a common way to enhance the sweetness. That's not unusual.

The rest... well...opel may be on to something.
jjanecka Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:19 PM EST
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My bet is mildly retarded possibly gay.
jjanecka Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:20 PM EST
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I mean wtf hank those are all normal routine food pairings.
victor809 Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:20 PM EST
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... I dunno. Maybe he's mildly gay, possibly retarded?
teedubbya Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:20 PM EST
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I heard hank puts the sausage in his bun perpendicularly
opelmanta1900 Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:24 PM EST
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Clearly he's a catamite...
danmdevries Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:24 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
I mean wtf hank those are all normal routine food pairings.


Yup.

I don't see the weird.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:25 PM EST
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You a big fan of buttered pop tarts dan?
DrafterX Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:26 PM EST
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A short stack of pop-tarts covered in cream gravy might not be too bad... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:27 PM EST
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Eggs with jelly?
I'm starting to think jj may be mildly gay
danmdevries Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:28 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
You a big fan of buttered pop tarts dan?


That's one that is strange.

But I don't eatpop tarts so not sure what people do with them. I think they're gross as they come.
victor809 Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:28 PM EST
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Well... we know drafter is way more than mildly gay and is definitely retarded...

So that solves it.
teedubbya Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:30 PM EST
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actually drafter is the benchmark for gaytarded
opelmanta1900 Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:30 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
That's one that is strange.

But I don't eatpop tarts so not sure what people do with them. I think they're gross as they come.

True, true...

when I was a boy my aunt had me convinced the Brown sugar ones were stuffed with ear wax...
teedubbya Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:31 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
True, true...

when I was a boy my aunt had me convinced the Brown sugar ones were stuffed with ear wax...



You mean they aren't?
danmdevries Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:34 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
You mean they aren't?


They are.

The red ones are period blood.

The white stuff on top is dried pus, and the sprinkles are colored eye boogers
victor809 Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:36 PM EST
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Well then... .makes more sense to put butter on them then.
teedubbya Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:39 PM EST
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true true
DrafterX Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:44 PM EST
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I think you can put butter on pretty much anything... real butter tho.. not that 'I can't believe it's not butter' crap.. Mellow
victor809 Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:48 PM EST
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I heard drafter is so retarded he couldn't believe "I can't believe it's not butter" wasn't butter.
teedubbya Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:52 PM EST
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but he puts it on everything
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:53 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
I mean wtf hank those are all normal routine food pairings.


I think they are pretty normal too, but when I tell others, they think I am a weird eater.

And I could possibly be mentally handicapped, that wouldn't surprise me in the least.

Definitely not gay though...sorry to burst all your bubbles...fruit cakes.

Does anyone else have any interesting food combinations that others think are odd?

I think it is odd when people put ketchup on eggs or mac and cheese...eww. Tried both and thought it was gross.
jjanecka Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:53 PM EST
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Where is Frank to weigh in on this? He's like sum kind of genius or sumfin.
DrafterX Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:53 PM EST
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no way man... I know real butter when I see it... Not talking
teedubbya Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:54 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Where is Frank to weigh in on this? He's like sum kind of genius or sumfin.



plus he's the only one that likes hank
jjanecka Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:56 PM EST
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Hank weird stuff is like cake mixed with blood sausage or duck tongues mixed with squid. Y'know just stuff that makes no sense.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:58 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Hank weird stuff is like cake mixed with blood sausage or duck tongues mixed with squid. Y'know just stuff that makes no sense.


I didn't think weird was that strong of a word... those things are outrageous food combinations...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:59 PM EST
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Your lifestyle is outrageous....
victor809 Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 1:59 PM EST
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Hey... I don't think hank is that bad...

Until he started talking about eggs and jelly... or peanut butter and syrup.

Now I think he's gone full drafter...
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 2:00 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Your lifestyle is outrageous....


True.



Maybe the better question is, does anyone else like those specific pairings?
jjanecka Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 2:03 PM EST
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Vice, fried eggs with jelly on buttered toast is a fine delicacy.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#34 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 2:03 PM EST
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Flamboyant... i meant flamboyant...
victor809 Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 2:08 PM EST
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Maybe in texas...
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#36 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 2:10 PM EST
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Well, you guys have made me feel better about myself. Maybe I'm not as weird as I thought. Thanks!
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#37 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 2:10 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I think you can put butter on pretty much anything... real butter tho.. not that 'I can't believe it's not butter' crap.. Mellow


I can't believe it, snot butter!

Just move the apostrophe down to the comma level and that's how I feel about that stuff.
jjanecka Offline
#38 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 3:05 PM EST
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Victor's favorite meal is baby fetuses which were forced into abortion by a conservative mother's liberal boyfriend.
DrafterX Offline
#39 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 3:08 PM EST
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damn.... Mellow
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 3:09 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Victor's favorite meal is baby fetuses which were forced into abortion by a conservative mother's liberal boyfriend.


Now I am scared.
victor809 Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 3:12 PM EST
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I'm not gonna disagree with that....
victor809 Offline
#42 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 3:12 PM EST
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... but if you put mayo on them I will end you.
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#43 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 3:47 PM EST
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A friend of mine used to put milk in top ramen.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#44 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 3:53 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
A friend of mine used to put milk in top ramen.


Now that is bizarre...can't say I have heard that before.
jjanecka Offline
#45 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 4:14 PM EST
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Vic we need to go drinkin someday.
teedubbya Offline
#46 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 4:24 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Now that is bizarre...can't say I have heard that before.



anything hank hasn't heard must be bizarre
jjanecka Offline
#47 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 4:25 PM EST
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Oddly enough Victor's eating of baby fetuses seemed completely normal to him but milk and top ramen, that's just bizzare.
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#48 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 4:33 PM EST
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Peanut butter, miracle whip, and sweet pickle sandwich
victor809 Offline
#49 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 5:32 PM EST
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Delicious aborted baby fetuses reminds me.. anyone been watching The Strain? Fun show...
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#50 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 5:34 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:

I think it is odd when people put ketchup on eggs or mac and cheese...eww. Tried both and thought it was gross.


Eggs sunny side up,over easy,yolks nice and runny,were made for ketchup and toast.
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