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DrafterX Offline
#151 Posted: Sun, Oct 29 2017, 6:37 PM EST
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No.. I like South park tho.. Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#152 Posted: Sun, Oct 29 2017, 8:04 PM EST
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More of a Family Guy guy.
MACS Offline
#153 Posted: Sun, Oct 29 2017, 9:34 PM EST
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Simpson's.
DrafterX Offline
#154 Posted: Sun, Oct 29 2017, 10:23 PM EST
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All good... Mellow
Ewok126 Offline
#155 Posted: Sun, Oct 29 2017, 10:51 PM EST
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Lmao Drafter is not certified, Some one might want to give him a crash course on Boyle's law before he don's a BCD! Dont want to hear of a fat mans lungs exploding or bleeding from the eyes, ears and brain.
rfenst Offline
#156 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 4:01 AM EST
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Good morning. I have insomnia right now so I am waiting for my wife to wake up so I can hit it...
Ram27 Offline
#157 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 5:02 AM EST
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Onward we go folks.


Good morning & enjoy the day. RollEyes
8trackdisco Offline
#158 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 6:09 AM EST
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37 to start out the day and week.
danmdevries Offline
#159 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 6:11 AM EST
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Morning Ram n dudes

Happy Monday.

Woke up to sump pump cooking itself in a dry pit this morning. Hopefully a switch will be enough to fix it.
teedubbya Offline
#160 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 6:22 AM EST
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Look I know you aren’t all that in to sex but that’s a disturbing way to describe it. But good luck on the gay thing.
DrafterX Offline
#161 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 6:49 AM EST
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Cool Dudes..
DrafterX Offline
#162 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 6:53 AM EST
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Doctor's appointment today.. manipulation may happen if he's not happy... Unsure
SmokeMonkey Offline
#163 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 6:54 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
DrafterX Offline
#164 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 7:12 AM EST
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Iowa State ranked #14... Who woulda thought... Think
MACS Offline
#165 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 7:47 AM EST
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Mornin' dudes...
dstieger Offline
#166 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 9:19 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Doctor's appointment today.. manipulation may happen if he's not happy... Unsure


or, even if he is....we're all at the mercy of the medical man...and that insurance monkey on his back....you WILL be manipulated, even if he's sneaky and doesn't call it that...best wishes, x
Speyside Offline
#167 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 9:23 AM EST
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Morning people.
DrafterX Offline
#168 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 10:08 AM EST
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Watching the gimps hobble across the parking lot... Man I wish I could drink a beer and smoke a cigar.... This could be a great drinking game... Laugh
8trackdisco Offline
#169 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 11:04 AM EST
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I may have found the key to happiness in life when it comes to Mondays.

Only work the first half the day.
Go home, drink your remaining coffee with 4 ounces of Kirkland Irish Creamer.
Prepare for a late morning nap.

Takes the venom out of a Monday.
RMAN4443 Offline
#170 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 11:04 AM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
Lmao Drafter is not certified, Some one might want to give him a crash course on Boyle's law before he don's a BCD! Dont want to hear of no fat mans lungs exploding or bleeding from the eyes, ears and brain.

But he is "certifiable".......Anxious
Does that make me a Racist like Bob Mcnair, the Texans owner??????Think
8trackdisco Offline
#171 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 11:19 AM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
But he is "certifiable".......Anxious
Does that make me a Racist like Bob Mcnair, the Texans owner??????Think


Hey. I'm offended by your Patriot logo. Depending on your perspective, the original patriots were terrorists. Like ISIS.

So, there for, you are supporting ISIS with that logo.

Down with RMAN4443! Down with ISIS!
RMAN4443 Offline
#172 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 11:26 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Hey. I'm offended by your Patriot logo. Depending on your perspective, the original patriots were terrorists. Like ISIS.

So, there for, you are supporting ISIS with that logo.

Down with RMAN4443! Down with ISIS!

But, er, but........I'm a nice guy.......and I do support the Girl Scouts......one cookie at a timeAnxious
DrafterX Offline
#173 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 11:28 AM EST
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No manipulation for X... I think he was just to scare me... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#174 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 11:34 AM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
But, er, but........I'm a nice guy.......and I do support the Girl Scouts......one cookie at a timeAnxious


Girl Scouts?! You sexist sob!!

I need a bigger head (and mine is 7 5/8) to even process how offended I am!

No support for Transgender Scouts?!

Reporting your hurtful words to the mods. Wow.
victor809 Offline
#175 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 12:01 PM EST
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Aren't there threads for this already you noobs?

I know this is an illegitimate 500 which started with shenanigans... but that's no reason to this all law and order out the window.
RMAN4443 Offline
#176 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 12:06 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Girl Scouts?! You sexy sob!!

I need a bigger head (and mine is 7 5/8) to even process how offended I am!

No support for Transgender Scouts?!

Reporting your hurtful words to the mods. Wow.

Nope, no support for those People.......you never know what your gonna get in those cookiesNot talking

and thanks.....Drafter says your kinda cute tooAnxious
RMAN4443 Offline
#177 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 12:08 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Aren't there threads for this already you noobs?

I know this is an illegitimate 500 which started with shenanigans... but that's no reason to this all law and order out the window.

I'm so ashamed........Blushing
danmdevries Offline
#178 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 12:33 PM EST
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I hate drywall taping/mudding/sanding
8trackdisco Offline
#179 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 2:43 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Aren't there threads for this already you noobs?

I know this is an illegitimate 500 which started with shenanigans... but that's no reason to this all law and order out the window.


When the rule of law breaks down- Like the Ram 500 Laws, it is the beginning of the breakdown of society. This 500 is just such a micrcosm.

Next up, watch for What is a Herf? Are maduro wrappers racist? and Hank's Life Matters ... which it doesn't.
dstieger Offline
#180 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 2:47 PM EST
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A little specificity is called for.....Hank The (Former) Sammich Man's Life Matters
delta1 Offline
#181 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 3:06 PM EST
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twice in a row is only a coincidence...if you believe in coincidences...
MACS Offline
#182 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 3:16 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
twice in a row is only a coincidence...if you believe in coincidences...


Teedub knows the rules. It was a blatant disregard for proper authority!
danmdevries Offline
#183 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 3:21 PM EST
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Fixed the sump pump. Wired the switch closed, sealed the cap and bought an external universal float switch that has a piggyback plug for the pump.

Ordered a new pump and a rebuild kit for the old one too. Don't trust it enough.
8trackdisco Offline
#184 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 4:22 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Teedub knows the rules. It was a blatant disregard for proper authority!


What he needs is a good ole' fashioned Slim Slap and a Ram Bat to the head.
8trackdisco Offline
#185 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 4:23 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Fixed the sump pump. Wired the switch closed, sealed the cap and bought an external universal float switch that has a piggyback plug for the pump.


I can flush a toilet.
DrafterX Offline
#186 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 4:43 PM EST
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I wish everyone could...Mellow
Ewok126 Offline
#187 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 4:48 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I wish everyone could...Mellow



Yeah, Drafter gets very tired of having to drink out of toilets that has not been flushed! horse The poor fellow is needing some fresh water guys... Learn how to flush for Drafters sake.... PLEASE!
DrafterX Offline
#188 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 4:49 PM EST
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Mellow
Ewok126 Offline
#189 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 4:55 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Mellow



No worries brother, I got your back ThumpUp
8trackdisco Offline
#190 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 5:05 PM EST
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I like hickory smoked bacon.
MACS Offline
#191 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 5:09 PM EST
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Well yeah... who doesn't like bacon?
DrafterX Offline
#192 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 5:12 PM EST
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I could sure use some hickry smoked bacon about now.. Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#193 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 5:18 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Well yeah... who doesn't like bacon?


Had an inner conflict. Couldn't decide between hickory smoked and black pepper bacon.

My apologies to anyone I offended by not choosing the black pepper version.
bgz Offline
#194 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 5:25 PM EST
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Bacon does not, I repeat DOES NOT make everything taste better. I had a donut the other day with bacon on it... I was like WTF!!!!! Who the fk puts bacon on a donut. Spit it out.... Yuck.
MACS Offline
#195 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 5:32 PM EST
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Note to self... something is wrong with bgz.
bgz Offline
#196 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 6:03 PM EST
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Note to self... send MACS a bacon wrapped donut.
Ewok126 Offline
#197 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 6:29 PM EST
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Note To EVERYONE.... BGZ SPITS
danmdevries Offline
#198 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 6:48 PM EST
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I like bacon
bgz Offline
#199 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 6:58 PM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
Note To EVERYONE.... BGZ SPITS


You seem surprised by that, so I'm guessing all Ewoks swallow. And the perfect height to boot!
Ewok126 Offline
#200 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 7:41 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
You seem surprised by that, so I'm guessing all Ewoks swallow. And the perfect height to boot!



Bwahahaha... Do not bet your house on that guess you will be homeless. Now, some of the lil hot furry female Ewoks do... Speaking of.... I got to go see the wife cause I need a BJ now, I will brb. Enjoy your bacon pastry you spitter you and make sure you hit the trash can cause that's how you get ants! fog
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