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victor809 Offline
#51 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 3:06 PM EST
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...but funny.
teedubbya Offline
#52 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 3:12 PM EST
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In fairness to his neighbor it is quite possible all he saw was the top of Paul’s head and thought it was a squirrel
teedubbya Offline
#53 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 3:13 PM EST
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That part probably hasn’t come out yet since he doesn’t have the communications team that rand Paul does
ZRX1200 Offline
#54 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 3:17 PM EST
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The socialists lawyer said he hoped "they both just move past this". Don't think he's eager for details to come out and the socialist pretty much admitted to the attack.

We can't have people doing this. Bring back duels.
teedubbya Offline
#55 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 3:33 PM EST
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I’m sticking with the squirrel theory.
DrafterX Offline
#56 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 3:34 PM EST
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I heard his mower was throwing grass clippings on the doctors yard... guess he shoulda put a bag on his mower.... Do you guys bag or mulch..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#57 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 3:47 PM EST
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We need to hear more but I’m pretty convinced it has nothing to do with politics.

I also heard it followed one of those protracted oh yea... yea...oh yea... yea... what are you going to do about it arguments.

Mulch mist the time, bag in the fall but mulch at same time. Never a deek to my neighbors when doing so.

I still think he’s a pvssy.
Gene363 Offline
#58 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 4:10 PM EST
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I think more serious charges will follow, Rand's ribs were not just cracked, they were broken in pieces enough to be displaced. His lungs were also bruised. Sounds like the neighbor got him on the ground and was kicking the crap out of him.
teedubbya Offline
#59 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 4:11 PM EST
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Well he is delicate
dstieger Offline
#60 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 4:15 PM EST
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Watching him during the debates was downright depressing. I agreed with every single word he said...I just wish I didn't have to hear him (or watch him) say it. If he were a foot taller, his voice were a few octaves lower...and he didn't sound like he was whining when he opened his mouth, he'd probably be president today
DrafterX Offline
#61 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 4:52 PM EST
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He coulda fell on the mower or a stick or somethin to break his ribs... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#62 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 5:10 PM EST
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I can’t imagine this ever happening to trump. Can you actually imagine trump mowing his lawn or doing any work for that matter?
victor809 Offline
#63 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 5:14 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I can’t imagine this ever happening to trump. Can you actually imagine trump mowing his lawn or doing any work for that matter?

no....
but if it did happen, I can imagine him saying both that his ribs were broken more than anyone's ever seen ribs broken, and that he also beat the guy up worse than anyone has ever been beaten. Bigly. With enormous man-like hands.
DrafterX Offline
#64 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 5:19 PM EST
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I have an enormous schwanzstucker... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#65 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 5:37 PM EST
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Bahaha the guy that kicked his arse is an anesthesiologist and pain specialist. He brought the pain alright lol it’s his speciality.

RMAN4443 Offline
#66 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 5:47 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I have an enormous schwanzstucker... Mellow

Cool,where can you get something like that?.....I've heard there's an ointment that can fix that right up Anxious
teedubbya Offline
#67 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 5:51 PM EST
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You want to put ointment on his schwanzstucker?
victor809 Offline
#68 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 6:16 PM EST
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... you think he could take it dry?
bgz Offline
#69 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 7:06 PM EST
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I have faith, I think RMAN can take it.
teedubbya Offline
#70 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 7:11 PM EST
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I heard drafters scwanzstucker is so big if RMAN takes it, it could break his ribs and bruise his lungs like the big pvssy from Kentucky
Speyside Offline
#71 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 8:43 PM EST
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May the Shwartz be with you.
Ewok126 Offline
#72 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 8:48 PM EST
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I keep my Swartz in a jar. That way I am more wind resistant and can run faster.
teedubbya Offline
#73 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 8:57 PM EST
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I heard drafter keeps his in your can ^
Ewok126 Offline
#74 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 9:07 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I heard drafter keeps his in your can ^


That is fake news, I don't have a can, The first wife took that along with everything else in the divorce. :-"
frankj1 Offline
#75 Posted: Wed, Nov 8 2017, 10:59 PM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
I keep my Swartz in a jar. That way I am more wind resistant and can run faster.

you do know that Frankie Tripod is lurking, right?
RMAN4443 Offline
#76 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 1:42 AM EST
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Speyside wrote:
May the Shwartz be with you.

I used to know a kid nameď Gregory Shwartz.....He moved to Randolph , maybe you know him Frankie Tripod Anxious
Ewok126 Offline
#77 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 5:42 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
you do know that Frankie Tripod is lurking, right?



Ha! is Frankie Tripod wanting to glare at my Shwartz through the jar or is Frankie Tripod looking to steal my Jar? Should I be worried?Anxious
teedubbya Offline
#78 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 7:26 AM EST
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Whatever happened to Randolph Scott?
DrafterX Offline
#79 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 7:48 AM EST
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banned... Mellow
TMCTLT Offline
#80 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 9:45 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
We need to hear more but I’m pretty convinced it has nothing to do with politics.

I also heard it followed one of those protracted oh yea... yea...oh yea... yea... what are you going to do about it arguments.

Mulch mist the time, bag in the fall but mulch at same time. Never a ****** to my neighbors when doing so.

I still think he’s a pvssy.





http://dailycaller.com/2017/11/08/rand-pauls-neighbors-blast-attacker-absolutely-no-justification-for-dr-bouchers-behavior/?utm_medium=email

Here you go tough guy.....

“Which makes it all the more shocking that a next-door neighbor of many years who has not so much as exchanged an email or spoken word with Rand in several years, would race downhill and pummel Rand from behind,”

Sounds like your and Vicki' hero was the pusse....just sayin
frankj1 Offline
#81 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 9:57 AM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I used to know a kid nameď Gregory Shwartz.....He moved to Randolph , maybe you know him Frankie Tripod Anxious

don't think so, but I moved here when I was in my 30's
teedubbya Offline
#82 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 11:33 AM EST
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TMCTLT wrote:
http://dailycaller.com/2017/11/08/rand-pauls-neighbors-blast-attacker-absolutely-no-justification-for-dr-bouchers-behavior/?utm_medium=email

Here you go tough guy.....

“Which makes it all the more shocking that a next-door neighbor of many years who has not so much as exchanged an email or spoken word with Rand in several years, would race downhill and pummel Rand from behind,”

Sounds like your and Vicki' hero was the pusse....just sayin



I doubt either is a hero. I think there is a lot more here that will come out regardless of what the gossip magazines you rely on are saying at the moment.

I am curious what REALLY happened.

But Paul is a pvssy. Maybe the other guy is too. Stay tuned.
victor809 Offline
#83 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 1:30 PM EST
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TMCTLT wrote:
http://dailycaller.com/2017/11/08/rand-pauls-neighbors-blast-attacker-absolutely-no-justification-for-dr-bouchers-behavior/?utm_medium=email

Here you go tough guy.....

“Which makes it all the more shocking that a next-door neighbor of many years who has not so much as exchanged an email or spoken word with Rand in several years, would race downhill and pummel Rand from behind,”

Sounds like your and Vicki' hero was the pusse....just sayin



I'm pretty sure mocking someone for being a dainty little ***** who breaks at a gust of wind from a 160lb old man (running at top old man speed) is not the same as identifying said tiny tiny assailant as a "hero".

It's not like the tiny old man beat up a homeless guy or anything truly heroic. Just a very very fragile, delicate snowflake of a libertarian.
teedubbya Offline
#84 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 1:36 PM EST
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It sounds like Paul was just casually walking his grounds, listening to Barry Manilow on his beats and doing the carlton when a 350 pound professional wrestler who he hasn't talked to in decades flew out of nowhere and tried to hurt him for no reason (other than the guy was socialist and stuff and they don't need a reason). Paul was getting the better of him, using his ribs to beat him off (um... oh well) when chewbacca showed up out of nowhere startling him and causing him to lose his balance and his hair got caught on the fence. Then he was a sitting duck and the guy took a bunch of cheap shots and stuff.
teedubbya Offline
#85 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 1:44 PM EST
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I suspect the dude was also still watching the NFL and stuff too. He's really really bad.

None of this changes the fact Paul must have an innie

Atlas Shrubbed
TMCTLT Offline
#86 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 3:32 PM EST
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^^^^^
Said the two internet tuff guys...who know nothing of the man personally. d'oh!
victor809 Offline
#87 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 4:27 PM EST
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I'm pretty sure I'm not an "internet tuff guy" I've never threatened to kick anyone's azz over the internet.
teedubbya Offline
#88 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 5:06 PM EST
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I don’t claim to know anything about the dude that kicked the crap out of the pvssy. He could be a pvssy too. Even in a pvssy on pvssy fight there is a winner sometimes. Beating up a pvssy doesn’t make someone a hero fair fight or not.

It’s faulty logic to think so.
teedubbya Offline
#89 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 5:07 PM EST
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But Rand Paul sure is a pvssy. At least that’s what they are saying.
teedubbya Offline
#90 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 5:12 PM EST
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O-ho. Weeeeeeeeeellll
Rand Paul is a PVSSY,
he's a big fat PVSSY,
he's the biggest PVSSY in the whole wide world
He's a stupid PVSSY,
If there ever was a PVSSY,
He's a PVSSY to all the boys and girls.

Monday he's a PVSSY,
on Tuesday he's a PVSSY,
on Wednesday to Saturday he's a PVSSY
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
he's a super King Kamehameha PVSSY!

Have you ever met my friend Rand Paul
He's the biggest PVSSY in the whole wide world.
He's a mean ole PVSSY 'cause he has stupid hair,
he a PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY
PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY
he's a stupid PVSSY!
Rand Paul's a PVSSY and he's just a dirty PVSSY!
Rand Paul is a BI-I-I-ITCH aahh.
Weeeeeeeeeellll
Rand Paul's a PVSSY, he's a big fat PVSSY,
He's the biggest PVSSY in the whole wide world
He a stupid PVSSY, if there ever was a PVSSY,
He's a PVSSY to all the boys and girls.

On Monday he's a PVSSY,
On Tuesday he's a PVSSY,
On Wednesday to Saturday he's a PVSSY
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
He's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!

Come on! You all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Rand Paul?
He's the biggest PVSSY in the whole wide world.
He's a mean ole PVSSY, and he has stupid hair.
He's a PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY.

PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY
He's a stupid PVSSY! (Whoa!)
Rand Paul's a PVSSY
And he's such a dirty PVSSY! (PVSSY!)

Talk to kids around the world,
And it might go a little bit something like this:

(Chinese)
凱子的媽媽是個潑婦, 她是基佬秘術大師, 我只想説, 摸了被她變潑婦!
Kǎizi de māmā shìgè pōfù, tā shì jī lǎo mìshù dàshī, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō, mōle bèi tā biàn pōfù!
(French)
Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier,
(Dutch)
Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was,
(Swahili)
Yeye ni PVSSY yote ya wavulana na wasichana.

Have you ever met my friend Rand Paul?
He's the biggest PVSSY in the whole wide world.

He's a mean ole PVSSY, and he has stupid hair.
He's a PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY

PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY.
He's a stupid PVSSY!

Rand Paul's a PVSSY
And he's such a dirty PVSSY!

I really mean it.
Rand Paul, he's a big fat **** PVSSY!
Big ole fat **** PVSSY, Rand Paul!
Yeah, Chaaaa!
TMCTLT Offline
#91 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 5:29 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
O-ho. Weeeeeeeeeellll
Rand Paul is a PVSSY,
he's a big fat PVSSY,
he's the biggest PVSSY in the whole wide world
He's a stupid PVSSY,
If there ever was a PVSSY,
He's a PVSSY to all the boys and girls.

Monday he's a PVSSY,
on Tuesday he's a PVSSY,
on Wednesday to Saturday he's a PVSSY
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
he's a super King Kamehameha PVSSY!

Have you ever met my friend Rand Paul
He's the biggest PVSSY in the whole wide world.
He's a mean ole PVSSY 'cause he has stupid hair,
he a PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY
PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY
he's a stupid PVSSY!
Rand Paul's a PVSSY and he's just a dirty PVSSY!
Rand Paul is a BI-I-I-ITCH aahh.
Weeeeeeeeeellll
Rand Paul's a PVSSY, he's a big fat PVSSY,
He's the biggest PVSSY in the whole wide world
He a stupid PVSSY, if there ever was a PVSSY,
He's a PVSSY to all the boys and girls.

On Monday he's a PVSSY,
On Tuesday he's a PVSSY,
On Wednesday to Saturday he's a PVSSY
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
He's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!

Come on! You all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Rand Paul?
He's the biggest PVSSY in the whole wide world.
He's a mean ole PVSSY, and he has stupid hair.
He's a PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY.

PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY
He's a stupid PVSSY! (Whoa!)
Rand Paul's a PVSSY
And he's such a dirty PVSSY! (PVSSY!)

Talk to kids around the world,
And it might go a little bit something like this:

(Chinese)
凱子的媽媽是個潑婦, 她是基佬秘術大師, 我只想説, 摸了被她變潑婦!
Kǎizi de māmā shìgè pōfù, tā shì jī lǎo mìshù dàshī, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō, mōle bèi tā biàn pōfù!
(French)
Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier,
(Dutch)
Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was,
(Swahili)
Yeye ni PVSSY yote ya wavulana na wasichana.

Have you ever met my friend Rand Paul?
He's the biggest PVSSY in the whole wide world.

He's a mean ole PVSSY, and he has stupid hair.
He's a PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY

PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY.
He's a stupid PVSSY!

Rand Paul's a PVSSY
And he's such a dirty PVSSY!

I really mean it.
Rand Paul, he's a big fat **** PVSSY!
Big ole fat **** PVSSY, Rand Paul!
Yeah, Chaaaa!






Off yur meds there T?
MACS Offline
#92 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 5:30 PM EST
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You sure don't like Rand Paul... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#93 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 5:36 PM EST
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Lol
teedubbya Offline
#94 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 5:46 PM EST
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I’m sorry.
victor809 Offline
#95 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 5:55 PM EST
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You should be you internet tough guy.
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#96 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 6:15 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Lol

really?
teedubbya Offline
#97 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 6:25 PM EST
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Actually, yes.

I have an idea though so we can all get along on this topic (sorry nfl obsessives).

For those irritated or not liking calling a pvssy a pvssy, pretend it was Pelosi that got attacked by her neighbor who is from the same social economic class, and that you want to believe it was about politics then join in!

Or......

Pretend every time someone calls Paul a pvssy it’s right in front of him and he says with his little weiseely face “you are what you eat brah” then kisses his guns and strikes a pose.

victor809 Offline
#98 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 6:40 PM EST
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Hang on... rand Paul carries a gun? Isn't this the entire purpose of having a gun?
teedubbya Offline
#99 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 6:43 PM EST
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Actually he carries two at all times. He calls them thunder and lightning. They are getting huge with all the pumping iron and brotein
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#100 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 8:17 PM EST
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I heard the doctor hired OJ to smack Paul around... Mellow
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