O-ho. Weeeeeeeeeellll
Rand Paul is a PVSSY,
he's a big fat PVSSY,
he's the biggest PVSSY in the whole wide world
He's a stupid PVSSY,
If there ever was a PVSSY,
He's a PVSSY to all the boys and girls.
Monday he's a PVSSY,
on Tuesday he's a PVSSY,
on Wednesday to Saturday he's a PVSSY
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
he's a super King Kamehameha PVSSY!
Have you ever met my friend Rand Paul
He's the biggest PVSSY in the whole wide world.
He's a mean ole PVSSY 'cause he has stupid hair,
he a PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY
PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY
he's a stupid PVSSY!
Rand Paul's a PVSSY and he's just a dirty PVSSY!
Rand Paul is a BI-I-I-ITCH aahh.
Weeeeeeeeeellll
Rand Paul's a PVSSY, he's a big fat PVSSY,
He's the biggest PVSSY in the whole wide world
He a stupid PVSSY, if there ever was a PVSSY,
He's a PVSSY to all the boys and girls.
On Monday he's a PVSSY,
On Tuesday he's a PVSSY,
On Wednesday to Saturday he's a PVSSY
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
He's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!
Come on! You all know the words!
Have you ever met my friend Rand Paul?
He's the biggest PVSSY in the whole wide world.
He's a mean ole PVSSY, and he has stupid hair.
He's a PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY.
PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY
He's a stupid PVSSY! (Whoa!)
Rand Paul's a PVSSY
And he's such a dirty PVSSY! (PVSSY!)
Talk to kids around the world,
And it might go a little bit something like this:
(Chinese)
凱子的媽媽是個潑婦, 她是基佬秘術大師, 我只想説, 摸了被她變潑婦!
Kǎizi de māmā shìgè pōfù, tā shì jī lǎo mìshù dàshī, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō, mōle bèi tā biàn pōfù!
(French)
Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier,
(Dutch)
Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was,
(Swahili)
Yeye ni PVSSY yote ya wavulana na wasichana.
Have you ever met my friend Rand Paul?
He's the biggest PVSSY in the whole wide world.
He's a mean ole PVSSY, and he has stupid hair.
He's a PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY
PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY PVSSY.
He's a stupid PVSSY!
Rand Paul's a PVSSY
And he's such a dirty PVSSY!
I really mean it.
Rand Paul, he's a big fat **** PVSSY!
Big ole fat **** PVSSY, Rand Paul!
Yeah, Chaaaa!