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opelmanta1900 Offline
#151 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 12:35 PM EST
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Well not as the crow flies, but with all the twists and turns, maybe... it's like an iceberg really... I think most of it's beneath the surface...
victor809 Offline
#152 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 12:45 PM EST
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You have ice and crows in your 5 foot butthole?

It's all fun and games whatever you do in the bedroom... but I don't think you want to keep those things in there long....
delta1 Offline
#153 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 1:16 PM EST
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you talkin worms? Worms?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFq379OAdz8
opelmanta1900 Offline
#154 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 1:31 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
You have ice and crows in your 5 foot butthole?

It's all fun and games whatever you do in the bedroom... but I don't think you want to keep those things in there long....

Glass houses my friend... glass houses...
victor809 Offline
#155 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 1:32 PM EST
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You live in a glass house? Aren't you afraid everyone's gonna see your 5 foot butthole and laugh at you?

:)
frankj1 Offline
#156 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 1:36 PM EST
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Drafter always says that people who live in glass houses shouldn't do something but I forgot what.
victor809 Offline
#157 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 1:37 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Drafter always says that people who live in glass houses shouldn't do something but I forgot what.



"people who live in glass houses shouldn't have 5 foot buttholes" - drafterX
victor809 Offline
#158 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 1:42 PM EST
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Opel's 5 foot butthole reminds me of a story...

So the woman is asian. She grew up in the states, but her mother came from vietnam. When she was a little girl, they were very poor, living in virginia. When they would go to buy clothing it would be at whatever the dollar stores or super cheap stores were. Apparently the underwear was hanging on racks there and it was enormous granny panties... even at XS sizes... Apparently the woman's mother would tell her frequently that the panties were so large because white women had huge vag!nas...

To this day, the woman believes white girls have huge vag!nas. I've tried to explain to her that I've personally inspected way more white vag!nas (and any other shade) than her mother, and I can guarantee her otherwise.... but she doesn't believe me.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#159 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 1:46 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Opel's 5 foot butthole reminds me of a story...

Good name for a 500....
victor809 Offline
#160 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 1:54 PM EST
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Posts: 23,866
opelmanta1900 wrote:
Good name for a 500....


"Opel's 500 foot butthole reminds me of a story..."

i mean... if it's a 500 thread.
RMAN4443 Offline
#161 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 4:05 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Drafter always says that people who live in glass houses shouldn't do something but I forgot what.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't take baths?Think
opelmanta1900 Offline
#162 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 4:05 PM EST
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Posts: 13,954
victor809 wrote:
"Opel's 500 foot butthole reminds me of a story..."

i mean... if it's a 500 thread.



If that can't get Ram-approved, I don't know what can...
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#163 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 4:07 PM EST
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5pm can't get here soon enough.
RMAN4443 Offline
#164 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 4:08 PM EST
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ShanaC@CigarBid wrote:
I wouldn't call it dieting. I don't like the word dieting because of the first 3 letters lol!

I would call it a lifestyle change. Any tips Speyside? Getting married in 4 months and I'm trying to loose a few extra lbs.

I added a protein shake to the mix, taking it daily. I noticed it's helping my energy levels.

empty your pockets and remove your shoes.......you'll lose about 8 #s pretty quickBeer
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#165 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 4:12 PM EST
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You home yet, Rman?
ShanaC@CigarBid Offline
#166 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 4:27 PM EST
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And just like that, the annual Fat Camp is starting in 2 weeks. d'oh!
victor809 Offline
#167 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 4:33 PM EST
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ShanaC@CigarBid wrote:
And just like that, the annual Fat Camp is starting in 2 weeks. d'oh!



If fat camp is starting in 2 weeks, shouldn't you eat as much as you can now so you have more to lose?
MACS Offline
#168 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 7:14 PM EST
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5 foot buttholes and fat camp... it seems I need to read a bit more to get caught up, but I don't have the time.
corey sellers Offline
#169 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 7:39 PM EST
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Beer

Hank is kissing azz again

Pray

Prayers sent

Brick wall
corey sellers Offline
#170 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 7:41 PM EST
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Please wipe your nose off that's all I am asking
gummy jones Offline
#171 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 9:08 PM EST
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that's a big schnazz
banderl Offline
#172 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 9:14 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
that's a big schnazz



Who says schnazz anymore?
frankj1 Offline
#173 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 9:33 PM EST
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banderl wrote:
Who says schnazz anymore?

Jimmy Durante?
banderl Offline
#174 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 9:41 PM EST
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My Dad used to say that, He was born in '31.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#175 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 9:58 PM EST
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Beer kills a whisky buzz. WTF
bgz Offline
#176 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 10:40 PM EST
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Hank needs to go to fat camp if he can't drink enough to get drunk.
Ewok126 Offline
#177 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 11:07 PM EST
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Crap has gone nuts. Took the wife's car to the shop today. I had already hooked up my reader to the car to get the code. When I got there I told them what codes it was throwing. They still hook their reader up and of course come up with the same codes. They tell me its the mass airflow sensor which was only one of the codes. I went and picked up the part. They put it in and came back to tell me that it's still throwing the same codes. I go through the "look its throwing multiple codes I knew it and you knew it, its got to be something else". 300 bucks for the new mass airflow sensor that it didn't need, 161 bucks for them putting it in to not fix the problem, 20 bucks for hooking their reader up to it to get the codes which they did take off because I had already did that and gave them the proper codes. Finley one of the mechanics overheard the convo because I was being pretty loud, and he asked the mechanic working on my car if he checked the service notices from the company on the car. He said no and then did. He came back to tell me sure as chit there has been 2 recalls and a service notice on that vehicle. Now Monday I have to go to the dealer to get the ECM reflashed to take care of all 3 codes and pay them 150 bucks because one is a service notice and not a recall. $611 bucks for what should have only costed me 150.
Speyside Offline
#178 Posted: Fri, Jan 26 2018, 11:35 PM EST
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Wow, sorry to hear you had such a rough day Chris.
danmdevries Offline
#179 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 6:28 AM EST
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Morning Saturday fellas
Ewok126 Offline
#180 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 8:10 AM EST
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Good Morning Dan, Spey. I hope everyone has a great weekend.

#178 No worries Spey, I do appreciate the sentiment. I am still above ground so I really shouldn't complain. I just get frustrated due to overwhelming cost and limited budget, Having to sit at the shop from 11am to 10pm when it all could have been solved with a 3 minute read and it would have saved me a chunk of change and time. It was just another fine example of someone thinking they know the facts and talking out their ass when really he had no clue and was obvious he was confused at the multiple errors the car was throwing, Hell I was confused at the multiple errors. I get the impression people today are to scared to say "I don't know, I could be wrong, Let me research to find the answer" they are to lazy to go the extra mile to research or ask to find the answer to keep from looking like a fool. Informing people with false information. thus leaving people to make bad decisions on said false information. I don't know if it is ego or ignorance but dang it pisses me off.
Speyside Offline
#181 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 8:49 AM EST
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Morning Ewok, everyone. I would be disappointed to say the least.
DrafterX Offline
#182 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 8:52 AM EST
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Cool Dudes..
RMAN4443 Offline
#183 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 11:17 AM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
Good Morning Dan, Spey. I hope everyone has a great weekend.

#178 No worries Spey, I do appreciate the sentiment. I am still above ground so I really shouldn't complain. I just get frustrated due to overwhelming cost and limited budget, Having to sit at the shop from 11am to 10pm when it all could have been solved with a 3 minute read and it would have saved me a chunk of change and time. It was just another fine example of someone thinking they know the facts and talking out their ass when really he had no clue and was obvious he was confused at the multiple errors the car was throwing, Hell I was confused at the multiple errors. I get the impression people today are to scared to say "I don't know, I could be wrong, Let me research to find the answer" they are to lazy to go the extra mile to research or ask to find the answer to keep from looking like a fool. Informing people with false information. thus leaving people to make bad decisions on said false information. I don't know if it is ego or ignorance but dang it pisses me off.

All that research, and your "mechanic"? would have been out $461.........can't have that........Sorry to hear Chris,but it does seem like people have lost the ability to say "I don't know or I'm not sure, but I'll go check"d'oh!

My pet peeve is going to the Dr. appointment and having them tell me the Dr. is 45 minutes behind schedule, just take a seat and we'll call you when he's ready. Like they actually think I'm going to wait.......Like my 45 minutes isn't as valuable as their 45 minutes. Then they get all pissy when I say I'll need a new appointment because I have no intention of waiting until 9:45 for my 9:00 "scheduled appointment"Not talking
frankj1 Offline
#184 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 11:27 AM EST
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Posts: 44,273
RMAN4443 wrote:
All that research, and your "mechanic"? would have been out $461.........can't have that........Sorry to hear Chris,but it does seem like people have lost the ability to say "I don't know or I'm not sure, but I'll go check"d'oh!

My pet peeve is going to the Dr. appointment and having them tell me the Dr. is 45 minutes behind schedule, just take a seat and we'll call you when he's ready. Like they actually think I'm going to wait.......Like my 45 minutes isn't as valuable as their 45 minutes. Then they get all pissy when I say I'll need a new appointment because I have no intention of waiting until 9:45 for my 9:00 "scheduled appointment"Not talking

or offer to bill them if they prefer
RMAN4443 Offline
#185 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 11:48 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
or offer to bill them if they prefer

Yeah, I did that once and you'd think I had 3 heads
DrafterX Offline
#186 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 12:18 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,595
Had a couple crowns done yesterday.. would have been nice if I coulda just left my head there and returned in a couple hours...
Had a couple broken tooths.. can't figure out it's from opening beer bottles with them or the meth.. Think
rfenst Offline
#187 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 12:45 PM EST
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Posts: 39,459
DrafterX wrote:
Had a couple crowns done yesterday.. would have been nice if I coulda just left my head there and returned in a couple hours...
Had a couple broken tooths.. can't figure out it's from opening beer bottles with them or the meth.. Think


No pain Rx?
bgz Offline
#188 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 12:54 PM EST
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I think that's what the meth is for.
RMAN4443 Offline
#189 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 1:58 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
You home yet, Rman?

First off, I want to say Thank You, I got the Box of cigars you sent, and there are some very fine cigars in there, BUT,.....I think you missed the point entirely

In your note included in the box you apologize for "my bad experience in your Box Pass because you thought you made it clear that it was for average cigars, but unfortunately that was not the case. I hope you will accept these cigars as an apology"(quotes are yours from your note)
Well your gift was nice, it was totally unnecessary and off point........my distaste in the box pass was not the cigars included("Average Joe" tipped me as to what was expected, and was why I joined in), but the PM halfway through from you that, "everyone should take from the initial offerings and not the newly added cigars"........to me, and apparently at least one other, it was saying take what I put in originally because I don't want them back,- I'd rather have the newly added (some higher quality) cigars that others will (possibly) be adding to the box,- and to use a football analogy, a complete misdirection play.
So, with all that being said, I will be happy to send your Box back to you, as you sending it in the first place was due to a misunderstanding, and it will not change the way I feel about your Box Pass. You started the Pass and laid out the rules-then tried to change them when the game was not going according to your plans.
Let me know if you want and I'll get the Box back in the mail ASAP.

Now, so as not to embarrass both of us, I won't quote the rest of your note, but you should not apologize to me, or anybody else here, for standing up for your convictions and being you. You should not need people's acceptance if you believe in you.
That being said, you do seem to irritate quite a few people here, and many have told you what causes the irritations, but you seem to ignore all that. Sometimes it seems like you heed the advice but then your back bigger than ever in a month or so(I don't mean you go away, but you seem to tone it down some). Sometimes it seems like you actually go out of your way to irritate people(some to the extent that they actually have you on Ignore status).
I honestly don't know what you expect me to say here. I find you to be like that 3am mosquito buzzing in your ear...you can swat it away, but it'll be back in about 2 minutes buzzing away again.
I think I'm a pretty friendly and easy going guy(others may disagree), but I can't imagine you and I ever being more than passing acquaintances in the real world. I am probably not the guy you would ever spend much time with (or vice-versa). Different personalities, outlooks, interests.........the whole package DIFFERENT.
So to end this let me say.......you shouldn't look to me(of all people) for respect, admiration, or approval and I won't look to you either.
Sorry this was so long-winded, but I needed to say what I needed to say
RMAN4443 Offline
#190 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 2:00 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
I think that's what the meth is for.

It may not help with the pain, but it'll probably speed things up a bitAnxious
rfenst Offline
#191 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 2:10 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
I think that's what the meth is for.


I heard it is good for your teeth too!
RMAN4443 Offline
#192 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 2:26 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
I heard it is good for your teeth too!

yeah, the whole grinding your teeth for hours is never good for new dental workAnxious
bgz Offline
#193 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 2:30 PM EST
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I hear some people mix it in with their toothpaste.
DrafterX Offline
#194 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 2:31 PM EST
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Posts: 98,595
No pain meds for the tooths.. doesn't hurt... Mellow
bgz Offline
#195 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 2:33 PM EST
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Posts: 13,023
RMAN4443 wrote:
First off, I want to say Thank You, I got the Box of cigars you sent, and there are some very fine cigars in there, BUT,.....I think you missed the point entirely

In your note included in the box you apologize for "my bad experience in your Box Pass because you thought you made it clear that it was for average cigars, but unfortunately that was not the case. I hope you will accept these cigars as an apology"(quotes are yours from your note)
Well your gift was nice, it was totally unnecessary and off point........my distaste in the box pass was not the cigars included("Average Joe" tipped me as to what was expected, and was why I joined in), but the PM halfway through from you that, "everyone should take from the initial offerings and not the newly added cigars"........to me, and apparently at least one other, it was saying take what I put in originally because I don't want them back,- I'd rather have the newly added (some higher quality) cigars that others will (possibly) be adding to the box,- and to use a football analogy, a complete misdirection play.
So, with all that being said, I will be happy to send your Box back to you, as you sending it in the first place was due to a misunderstanding, and it will not change the way I feel about your Box Pass. You started the Pass and laid out the rules-then tried to change them when the game was not going according to your plans.
Let me know if you want and I'll get the Box back in the mail ASAP.

Now, so as not to embarrass both of us, I won't quote the rest of your note, but you should not apologize to me, or anybody else here, for standing up for your convictions and being you. You should not need people's acceptance if you believe in you.
That being said, you do seem to irritate quite a few people here, and many have told you what causes the irritations, but you seem to ignore all that. Sometimes it seems like you heed the advice but then your back bigger than ever in a month or so(I don't mean you go away, but you seem to tone it down some). Sometimes it seems like you actually go out of your way to irritate people(some to the extent that they actually have you on Ignore status).
I honestly don't know what you expect me to say here. I find you to be like that 3am mosquito buzzing in your ear...you can swat it away, but it'll be back in about 2 minutes buzzing away again.
I think I'm a pretty friendly and easy going guy(others may disagree), but I can't imagine you and I ever being more than passing acquaintances in the real world. I am probably not the guy you would ever spend much time with (or vice-versa). Different personalities, outlooks, interests.........the whole package DIFFERENT.
So to end this let me say.......you shouldn't look to me(of all people) for respect, admiration, or approval and I won't look to you either.
Sorry this was so long-winded, but I needed to say what I needed to say


That was deep. I'm sure spanky already knows he's a mooch though.
Palama Offline
#196 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 2:36 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,832
RMAN4443 wrote:
First off, I want to say Thank You, I got the Box of cigars you sent, and there are some very fine cigars in there, BUT,.....I think you missed the point entirely

In your note included in the box you apologize for "my bad experience in your Box Pass because you thought you made it clear that it was for average cigars, but unfortunately that was not the case. I hope you will accept these cigars as an apology"(quotes are yours from your note)
Well your gift was nice, it was totally unnecessary and off point........my distaste in the box pass was not the cigars included("Average Joe" tipped me as to what was expected, and was why I joined in), but the PM halfway through from you that, "everyone should take from the initial offerings and not the newly added cigars"........to me, and apparently at least one other, it was saying take what I put in originally because I don't want them back,- I'd rather have the newly added (some higher quality) cigars that others will (possibly) be adding to the box,- and to use a football analogy, a complete misdirection play.
So, with all that being said, I will be happy to send your Box back to you, as you sending it in the first place was due to a misunderstanding, and it will not change the way I feel about your Box Pass. You started the Pass and laid out the rules-then tried to change them when the game was not going according to your plans.
Let me know if you want and I'll get the Box back in the mail ASAP.

Now, so as not to embarrass both of us, I won't quote the rest of your note, but you should not apologize to me, or anybody else here, for standing up for your convictions and being you. You should not need people's acceptance if you believe in you.
That being said, you do seem to irritate quite a few people here, and many have told you what causes the irritations, but you seem to ignore all that. Sometimes it seems like you heed the advice but then your back bigger than ever in a month or so(I don't mean you go away, but you seem to tone it down some). Sometimes it seems like you actually go out of your way to irritate people(some to the extent that they actually have you on Ignore status).
I honestly don't know what you expect me to say here. I find you to be like that 3am mosquito buzzing in your ear...you can swat it away, but it'll be back in about 2 minutes buzzing away again.
I think I'm a pretty friendly and easy going guy(others may disagree), but I can't imagine you and I ever being more than passing acquaintances in the real world. I am probably not the guy you would ever spend much time with (or vice-versa). Different personalities, outlooks, interests.........the whole package DIFFERENT.
So to end this let me say.......you shouldn't look to me(of all people) for respect, admiration, or approval and I won't look to you either.
Sorry this was so long-winded, but I needed to say what I needed to say


Why don't you tell him how you really feel?

Imo, many on-point points.
corey sellers Offline
#197 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 2:49 PM EST
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Applause

Well said Rmann
opelmanta1900 Offline
#198 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 3:53 PM EST
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Posts: 13,954
Taking the kids to the mountains for a little trout fishing....
RobertHively Offline
#199 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 4:12 PM EST
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Posts: 1,949
Since were keeping it real today...

Hamk tried to get me and other "noobs" to send him cigars to "bomb" the vets on this board. Said he was hoping to "compile 100 quality cigars" Like I'm supposed to trust him with my hard earned money to send cigars to a bunch of people I dont really know and who could GAF about me. BGZ got it right when he said being a noob is a state of mind. I'm not a noob to cigars, I'm just new to the people on this board. I have real life friends that I hike with, fish with etc. Youtube is where my "internet" friends live. Like many on here who have made real life friends from this board, Youtube is where I've met mine. We have hiked and fished together numerous times...

I came hear after the meltdown to see what was up and I stayed for the entertainment. I learned rather quickly that this place isn't just about cigars. Some of what goes on here I find interesting so I read. A lot of it I find stupid, but why be rude to another person when you can "return to the forum without posting"? I like to learn, period. To think that anyone comes here for more than that is laughable to me. But hey it works for some of the guys on here and I say to each his own.

There are only a few people on here I would ever even consider trading with; but for the most part they dont have anything I dont have and I don't have anything they don't have. And in a lot of cases they dont have anything that I couldn't just buy and try for myself. So what is the point? I take this place for what it is and it's a lot of things, but it is not a place to go looking for free sh*t or approval.
DrafterX Offline
#200 Posted: Sat, Jan 27 2018, 4:43 PM EST
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Posts: 98,595
First couple years bombing and trading was fun but I rarely do it anymore.. organized games or the occasional bet is pretty much all I do now.. still donate to da troops of course.. Mellow
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