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victor809 Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Mar 13 2018, 10:18 PM EST
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Don't get a damn stiffy in the open gym showers.

Is it too hard to ask? (Pun intended)

Today was special.
I look across at one side and a dude is looking straight at me and playing with himself a little more than it takes to wash.

I look the other direction... and the other dudes got a hardon.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Mar 13 2018, 10:19 PM EST
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and that's also how you get the hep...
RMAN4443 Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Mar 13 2018, 10:24 PM EST
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It's fun to stay at the YMCA
you can get yourself clean
you can have a good meal
you can do WHATEVER you feel
Anxious

MACS Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Mar 13 2018, 10:24 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
and that's also how you get the hep...


Well yeah... if you frequent a gay gym in SF. This isn't rocket science.

It's like fishing in a trout pond and expecting to catch tuna.
JadeRose Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Mar 13 2018, 11:17 PM EST
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Dear Queer Penthouse Forum,

Today was an exciting day!
Cathcam13 Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 2:38 AM EST
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At least for the two pervs who spent my shower time watching me....... sorry, had to....
Ewok126 Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 6:57 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Don't get a damn stiffy in the open gym showers.

Is it too hard to ask? (Pun intended)

Today was special.
I look across at one side and a dude is looking straight at me and playing with himself a little more than it takes to wash.

I look the other direction... and the other dudes got a hardon.



LMAOOOOOOOOOO sorry Frank.


And Vic, How did this make you feel?whip
Speyside Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 7:43 AM EST
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And this is suprising in San Francisco?
deadeyedick Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 9:22 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Don't get a damn stiffy in the open gym showers.

Is it too hard to ask? (Pun intended)

Today was special.
I look across at one side and a dude is looking straight at me and playing with himself a little more than it takes to wash.

I look the other direction... and the other dudes got a hardon.


Had to drop the soap a dozen times but it finally paid off.
KingoftheCove Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 9:46 AM EST
Joined: 10-08-2011
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victor809 wrote:
Don't get a damn stiffy in the open gym showers.

Is it too hard to ask? (Pun intended)

Today was special.
I look across at one side and a dude is looking straight at me and playing with himself a little more than it takes to wash.

I look the other direction... and the other dudes got a hardon.

Think
Now how would you know this, unless you were watching for too long??
victor809 Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 11:08 AM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Had to drop the soap a dozen times but it finally paid off.


I know.. it was really starting to look obvious....
victor809 Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 11:09 AM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Think
Now how would you know this, unless you were watching for too long??


When someone keeps rubbing their junk in front of you, is there really a "too long" period to be watching?
corey sellers Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 11:11 AM EST
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Was he left handed or right handed.
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 11:40 AM EST
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So, which side of you was the mirror..?? Huh
dstieger Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 11:54 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
When someone keeps rubbing their junk in front of you, is there really a "too long" period to be watching?


say what?
victor809 Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 11:56 AM EST
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dstieger wrote:
say what?


It was a joke nancy....


sigh.... I need to get better at my humor.
RMAN4443 Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 12:16 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Was he left handed or right handed.

ambidextrous, and never skips a beat Anxious
Krazeehorse Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 1:40 PM EST
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Sounds like you were turning both of them on.
teedubbya Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 1:43 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
ambidextrous, and never skips a beat Anxious



I dunno... it would be hotter if he was skipping to the beat
Abrignac Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 9:13 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I know.. it was really starting to look obvious....


You do realize that the first symptom of AIDS is a pounding sensation in the rectum.
Whistlebritches Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 9:28 PM EST
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This is why I'm a Japanese bath house kind of guy.All the goodies are submerged.
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 9:29 PM EST
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Victor, waaaay too easy.
frankj1 Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 9:32 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
This is why I'm a Japanese bath house kind of guy.All the goodies are submerged.

I like you too much.
Gonna let this opportunity pass, out of respect to our friendship and for your service to our country!
Just don't let this happen again.
Whistlebritches Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 9:45 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I like you too much.
Gonna let this opportunity pass, out of respect to our friendship and for your service to our country!
Just don't let this happen again.


LMAO........just realized that is a hanging curve ball.Thanks....Ted would have knocked that out the park.

Let me clarify........each dude has his own Japanese bath girl.Whether sharing of these girls occurred I can neither confirm nor deny.But all weiner washing .............damn this is just too slippery of a slope.
frankj1 Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 10:04 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
LMAO........just realized that is a hanging curve ball.Thanks....Ted would have knocked that out the park.

Let me clarify........each dude has his own Japanese bath girl.Whether sharing of these girls occurred I can neither confirm nor deny.But all weiner washing .............damn this is just too slippery of a slope.

here, let me help ya.


Ron is in no way shape or form admitting to participating in a large scale international Championship Bobbing for Bananas Tournament, nor is he admitting that he is the three time defending champ.

see? I'm good wif words.

You're welcome.
cacman Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 11:41 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I have a rant. Fxxking gym is out of towels... they'll be ready in 20 min.

But if I don't grab a towel on the way in to the pool I would literally have to walk through the gym in a dripping wet Speedo to get a towel after I swim.

So I'm stuck sitting in the lobby of this damn gym waiting for a towel so I can do my workout.

That would explain why you have to wait 20min for a clean towel, speedo-boy.
danmdevries Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 12:17 AM EST
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkRmIieRqlk
victor809 Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 12:25 AM EST
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cacman wrote:
That would explain why you have to wait 20min for a clean towel, speedo-boy.


I've spent almost 20 years of my life training in a speedo for multiple hours a day. If you think your poorly functioning brain is gonna come up with anything relating to a speedo that's gonna bother me you really might want to give up now.
Ewok126 Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 5:32 AM EST
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Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink


I blame the parents!
KingoftheCove Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 9:04 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I've spent almost 20 years of my life training in a speedo for multiple hours a day. If you think your poorly functioning brain is gonna come up with anything relating to a speedo that's gonna bother me you really might want to give up now.

Ya...........I can just imagine it..........you, in your speedo, flipflops, and a size small pink tank top,
strutting around the weight room for a few hours a day............at da Y. M. C. A!
DrafterX Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 11:44 AM EST
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o_l3DJnmVWc

Mellow
HuckFinn Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 12:02 PM EST
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This thread was never gonna turn out well...
victor809 Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 12:24 PM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Ya...........I can just imagine it..........you, in your speedo, flipflops, and a size small pink tank top,
strutting around the weight room for a few hours a day............at da Y. M. C. A!

Is there a reason you keep imagining this?
delta1 Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 12:50 PM EST
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pretty sure one or both of those guys looking at you and polishing themselves were the ones who were supposed to wash the towels...prolly a good idea to bring your own towel, as a back-up...
Mr. Jones Offline
#35 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 1:54 PM EST
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I'm damn sure P.O.S.I.T.I.V.E. VICTOR's BUTT HURTS...
REAL BAD....
from a double team front and back entry scenario
Using Johnson and Johnson baby shampoo as the
LUBE CHOICE OF SAN FRAN F.A.G.S.


San Fran spends $30 million dollars a year cleaning up
Human feces, spent addict needles and Victor's junk spunk on park benches...
tailgater Offline
#36 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 5:05 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Don't get a damn stiffy in the open gym showers.

Is it too hard to ask? (Pun intended)

Today was special.
I look across at one side and a dude is looking straight at me and playing with himself a little more than it takes to wash.

I look the other direction... and the other dudes got a hardon.


Enough to make you drop the camera?
Use both hands next time.
tailgater Offline
#37 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 5:06 PM EST
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I didn't even know it was rugby season.
tailgater Offline
#38 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 5:07 PM EST
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So you and le Hockeydad were INSIDE this time?
tailgater Offline
#39 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 5:09 PM EST
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Maybe they thought you were Mike Pence?
tailgater Offline
#40 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 5:13 PM EST
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I hate when something as innocent as standing between two naked dudes while staring at their junk takes a wild twist and becomes ghey.
Whistlebritches Offline
#41 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 6:54 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
I hate when something as innocent as standing between two naked dudes while staring at their junk takes a wild twist and becomes ghey.



I think I just pissed my pants...........LMMFAOPIMP
DrafterX Offline
#42 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 6:59 PM EST
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Victor didn't seem shocked... Pretty sure this isn't the first time this has happened... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#43 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 7:35 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Victor didn't seem shocked... Pretty sure this isn't the first time this has happened... Mellow

First time he saw the guy on the right using an overhand grip with a left hand twist Anxious
Speyside Offline
#44 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 7:54 PM EST
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Gentlemen, welcome to Ghey Club. The first rule of Ghey Club is: you do not talk about Gehy Club. The second rule of Ghey Club is: you DO NOT talk about Ghey Club! Third rule of Ghey Club: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the Gheyness is over. Fourth rule: only two guys at a time. Fifth rule: 2 Gheys at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: Gheyness will go on as long as it is possible to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Ghey Club, you have to be Ghey.
rrumba Offline
#45 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 8:22 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
I hate when something as innocent as standing between two naked dudes while staring at their junk takes a wild twist and becomes ghey.




Im still dying over this one.... Applause Applause Applause

Maybe you should stop pretending you are dropping the soap and keep your eyes front....... and UP....
victor809 Offline
#46 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 10:20 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
I hate when something as innocent as standing between two naked dudes while staring at their junk takes a wild twist and becomes ghey.


That's an awful lot of comments you had to post in a row there...
Get a little over excited?
victor809 Offline
#47 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 10:21 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Victor didn't seem shocked... Pretty sure this isn't the first time this has happened... Mellow


Of course it wasn't.

But I thought I would relate an amusing tale of my woes to all here.
It had the expected effect.
frankj1 Offline
#48 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 10:31 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Of course it wasn't.

But I thought I would relate an amusing tale of my woes to all here.
It had the expected effect.

now, see, I am totally shocked. never saw it coming.
sometimes I think being raised by wolves may have made me different, somehow.
tailgater Offline
#49 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 10:40 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
That's an awful lot of comments you had to post in a row there...
Get a little over excited?


Define over excited.
MACS Offline
#50 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 10:41 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Define over excited.



(Dear Lord, please don't say ,"like the two shower guys")
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