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KingoftheCove Offline
#51 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 11:05 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
I hate when something as innocent as standing between two naked dudes while staring at their junk takes a wild twist and becomes ghey.


2018 Cbid HOF Forum post contender for sure!!
Lmao!
RMAN4443 Offline
#52 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 11:42 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
(Dear Lord, please don't say ,"like the two shower guys")

Like the two shower guysAnxious ......someone had to ,and I'm not proud
victor809 Offline
#53 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 11:42 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
(Dear Lord, please don't say ,"like the two shower guys")


Like the two shower guys...


(Ya know I had to macs)
cacman Offline
#54 Posted: Fri, Mar 16 2018, 2:20 AM EST
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For all the BOTL's attending the 2018 Morro Bay Deep Sea Fishing Herf

Don't drop the soap on a rope while speedo-boy is in the community shower.

Ya never know what may pop up.
victor809 Offline
#55 Posted: Fri, Mar 16 2018, 5:46 AM EST
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There you go with your very poor reading comprehension again....
Speyside Offline
#56 Posted: Fri, Mar 16 2018, 7:59 AM EST
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LMAO. Cacman never gives up. Poor reading comprehension is implying he has some reading comprehension.
cacman Offline
#57 Posted: Fri, Mar 16 2018, 8:16 AM EST
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My reading comprehension is just fine. I've designed a magazine covering bodybuilding & fitness professionals for 15yrs, and none of the men whore a speedo to the gym. I can't imagine Vicki is competing on stage. Not to mention none of the gyms have a problem with the men getting hard-ons over each other in the shower. Even my gym has separate stalls.

But hey, this is Vicki's gym with "community" showers. Meanwhile he complains about waiting 20min for a clean towel because he refuses to take his own. After reading what happens in his gym's shower, I definitely wouldn't use the house supplied towel.

KofC nailed it in #30. Welcome to Vicki's YMCA.
victor809 Offline
#58 Posted: Fri, Mar 16 2018, 8:47 AM EST
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...man... you really obsess over this Speedo thing. Why would a bodybuilder wear a Speedo? Swimmers wear speedos... your experience with bodybuilders is like saying "I've been a chef for 15 years and we never used a pickaxe... I don't believe that miner has any reason to!"

You just aren't smart. And you're very obsessed with me... it's creepy-cute I suppose.
DrafterX Offline
#59 Posted: Fri, Mar 16 2018, 8:56 AM EST
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Does he know you're fat..?? Huh
victor809 Offline
#60 Posted: Fri, Mar 16 2018, 8:57 AM EST
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Seeing as he seems to be keeping notes on all my other posts, I'm assuming he does
cacman Offline
#61 Posted: Fri, Mar 16 2018, 9:16 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Does he know you're fat..?? Huh

he posted that too, but it's not worth the effort to search for the quote.
victor809 Offline
#62 Posted: Fri, Mar 16 2018, 9:38 AM EST
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...its like he wants to prove me right.
HuckFinn Offline
#63 Posted: Fri, Mar 16 2018, 9:43 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Of course it wasn't.

But I thought I would relate an amusing tale of my woes to all here.
It had the expected effect.

*lights a cigarette
Whistlebritches Offline
#64 Posted: Fri, Mar 16 2018, 8:00 PM EST
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Admittedly if Victor had been in the Japanese bathhouse with.............the "Up Periscope" game would have never been mentioned.Only chics allowed to blow the man down.
DrafterX Offline
#65 Posted: Fri, Mar 16 2018, 8:02 PM EST
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Didn't realize that was what that phrase meant... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#66 Posted: Fri, Mar 16 2018, 9:54 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Didn't realize that was what that phrase meant... Mellow

me neither.
we are like a idiot
Whistlebritches Offline
#67 Posted: Fri, Mar 16 2018, 10:49 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Didn't realize that was what that phrase meant... Mellow



frankj1 wrote:
me neither.
we are like a idiot


Must I lead you both around on a leash?Hey that kind of excites me.LOL
Cathcam13 Offline
#68 Posted: Fri, Mar 16 2018, 10:52 PM EST
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Drafter, if that excites you, you better head for Portland Oregon you’ll fit right in. 🤪
frankj1 Offline
#69 Posted: Fri, Mar 16 2018, 10:57 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Must I lead you both around on a leash?Hey that kind of excites me.LOL

hey X, what if he throws in a free Happy Meal?
DrafterX Offline
#70 Posted: Sat, Mar 17 2018, 9:03 AM EST
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Not even for 6 happy meals... Not talking
JadeRose Offline
#71 Posted: Sat, Mar 17 2018, 9:12 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Not even for 6 happy meals... Not talking




He'll throw in a Shamrock Shake! Drool
teedubbya Offline
#72 Posted: Sat, Mar 17 2018, 11:51 AM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
He'll throw in a Shamrock Shake! Drool



He must eat a lot of spinach
Whistlebritches Offline
#73 Posted: Sun, Mar 18 2018, 1:28 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
He must eat a lot of spinach


I am what I yam
grmcooper Offline
#74 Posted: Sun, Mar 18 2018, 1:38 PM EST
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What? Gay?
RMAN4443 Offline
#75 Posted: Sun, Mar 18 2018, 1:42 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
He'll throw in a Shamrock Shake! Drool

is that what they call "choking the chicken" in Ireland?Think
Whistlebritches Offline
#76 Posted: Sun, Mar 18 2018, 7:29 PM EST
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grmcooper wrote:
What? Gay?



What's up Rod?
Whistlebritches Offline
#77 Posted: Sun, Mar 18 2018, 7:46 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
is that what they call "choking the chicken" in Ireland?Think



Actually that would be a "hand shandy" or "feeding the donkey"
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#78 Posted: Sun, Mar 18 2018, 8:14 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Actually that would be a "hand shandy" or "feeding the donkey"


Those slide off your tongue way too easily. You seem.... experienced...
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