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victor809 Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 10:07 AM EST
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Well this explains some things.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/08/33-jaw-droppingly-stupid-multiple-choice-test-questions-used-christian-homeschoolers/
bgz Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 10:40 AM EST
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Note to self... don't let my kids play with home schooled kids.
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 11:11 AM EST
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LMMFAO....

Victor posting rawstory links....oh the fuggin irony you bronie.
victor809 Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 11:17 AM EST
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Ya know... If you were smart enough, you could just read the literal screenshots from the test which are included in the article.

A smart person could differentiate the author's opinion from the actual literal test questions and assess whether they think those questions are indicative of a legitimate education.

But if it's you z.... I guess you're left with fewer options than most. Sorry you got home schooled.
bgz Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 11:18 AM EST
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Well, I've always been wary of home-schooled kids anyway... always assumed they were kinda special.
ZRX1200 Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 11:25 AM EST
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Yeah I could do that and so could you you hypocritical jackass.....but you never do. You take every opportunity to bash people that you like to. So take your faux outrage and stick it up your baloon knot because what you just complained about IS YOUR MO.
victor809 Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 11:31 AM EST
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Z ... If you can't tell the difference between a biased source with screenshots of a resource, and a biased source which is a written opinion piece without references.... Then I'm sorry, maybe you were homeschooled and this is hitting too close to home.

Go fill out some more multiple choice questions about God and it'll make you feel better about yourself.
bgz Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 11:44 AM EST
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And z takes the first round with a balloon knot reference!

Round 2!!!
victor809 Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 11:50 AM EST
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What.... I don't even get a mention for calling him homeschooled?

Pshhh... That's way better than just telling someone to stick it up their azz but using a euphemism.... I think the ref is biased.
HuckFinn Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 12:22 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
And z takes the first round with a balloon knot reference!

Round 2!!!

Nah, he actually made vic's point when he misspelled balloon (baloon??)
bgz Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 12:26 PM EST
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Hey now, I'm reffing this sh*t... Go back to your chair in the nose bleed section.
victor809 Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 12:28 PM EST
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Hah... I didn't even catch that. How does z get a word associated with buttholes misspelled??? No wonder his Craigslist ads don't get any responses....
ZRX1200 Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 4:34 PM EST
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You type it on your way to work, btw I went to private school and lost the 1986 district spelling bee to a home schooled kid .
delta1 Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 4:39 PM EST
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so...primary education in the US can be rated thus: public schools, home schooled, private schools
HuckFinn Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 4:53 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
so...primary education in the US can be rated thus: raised by wolves, public schools, home schooled, private schools


FIFY Herfing
bgz Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 5:28 PM EST
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v wins the second round with an unchallenged Craigslist reference... that and z lost a spelling bee to a home-schooled kid...

Round 3!!!
victor809 Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 5:29 PM EST
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Don't forget that z just admitted to texting while driving.... Prolly ran over a few puppy dogs on his way to work too.
ZRX1200 Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 5:43 PM EST
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You really do have comprehension issues don't you, maybe you should sign up for some supplements on your rawstory webite you suddenly love to help with that. I said ON MY WAY TO WORK you vapid waste of humanity. Just because you took a test and scored an A, B and a C doesn't make you smart. It makes you hepatitis positive. Guess it pays to troll craigslist too.
victor809 Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 5:47 PM EST
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Mhmm... I already know you live in the middle of nowhere Oregon. Gonna tell me how you get to work?

Or is your work the soybean field outside of your van parked by the river these days?

Surprised you'd even make a hepC joke z... I thought your homeschooling curriculum just called that "God's pox C".
bgz Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 6:00 PM EST
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What a disappointing 3rd round... a couple sloppy haymakers thrown by the opponents suggest they are both getting fatigued... draw...

Round 4!!!
ZRX1200 Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 6:16 PM EST
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Just because I don't have bums to kick, and feces to walk around doesn't mean I don't live in a "city". It means I don't live in a $hithole. Do you do anything on the way to work, like grab a coffee? Drop off mail? Oh.....or.......Grab a dudes love muscle? Drop off last night's male?
victor809 Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 6:19 PM EST
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....so you do drive to work.
So your statement that "texting while driving" was somehow different than "type it on your way to work" is just you trying to manufacture a difference because you're a troll? Good to know.

PS... Please continue posting to cbid while driving.
frankj1 Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 6:50 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
What a disappointing 3rd round... a couple sloppy haymakers thrown by the opponents suggest they are both getting fatigued... draw...

Round 4!!!

I love this schtick sooo much!
delta1 Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 7:01 PM EST
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this is like walking into a school for special needs...seeing two guys wrestling on the ground, sweating, squeezing, flailing their arms and legs and murmuring unintelligible obscenities...with a third guy, round and bald, with thick black framed glasses in a multi-colored horizontal striped tight-fitting too short T-shirt on, bent over them, clapping and yelling at them, urging them on...
frankj1 Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 7:13 PM EST
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two points, riding time!
bgz Offline
#26 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 7:13 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
this is like walking into a school for special needs...seeing two guys wrestling on the ground, sweating, squeezing, flailing their arms and legs and murmuring unintelligible obscenities...with a third guy, round and bald, with thick black framed glasses in a multi-colored horizontal striped tight-fitting too short T-shirt on, bent over them, clapping and yelling at them, urging them on...


So you're enjoying the show then?
ZRX1200 Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 7:15 PM EST
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I never said I texted while driving. I didn't text while driving. I typed......


On

My

Way

To

Work
HuckFinn Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 7:16 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
So you're enjoying the show then?

Beats watching Bachelor in Paradise
frankj1 Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 7:23 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I never said I texted while driving. I didn't text while driving. I typed......


On

My

Way

To

Work


car pool, train or bus?
victor809 Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 7:26 PM EST
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Look...z...
You have pretty much 2 options.
Either you were texting (typing) while driving...
Or you used "on your way to work but not actually doing anything different from a normal person browsing cbid" as your excuse for misspelling balloon.


You feel free to choose... You're either irresponsible or stupid?


I choose "all the above".
bgz Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 7:34 PM EST
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This round was pretty close. Z came out with a solid flurry to start the round but v caught him with a stiff jab that put him on the defensive... I have to give this round to v.

Round 5!!!
HuckFinn Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 7:37 PM EST
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Bachelor in Paradise is looking better and better...
bgz Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 7:44 PM EST
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Pssshh, you would like to watch a show about a bachelor.

Someone get that bachelor watching drunk guy out of the ring.
ZRX1200 Offline
#34 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 8:04 PM EST
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I missed an "l"

Victor is missing a chromosome

I'd call that a win for me and a loss for ingredient B.
HuckFinn Offline
#35 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 8:06 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Pssshh, you would like to watch a show about a bachelor.

Someone get that bachelor watching drunk guy out of the ring.

Dude! Girls in bikinis!.

Yeah....it sucks...
victor809 Offline
#36 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 8:10 PM EST
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So Z misspells a word... Then he tries to blame the misspelling on being "on the way to work"... When that requires he either abandon the excuse or admit to typing while driving (something he still hasn't actually answered) he falls back on ad hominem attacks...

... And I'm the one supposedly missing a chromosome?
victor809 Offline
#37 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 8:17 PM EST
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...and can we discuss that z thinks there's cities in Oregon other than Salem/Portland/Eugene?.... And Im being generous with Eugene
Mr. Jones Offline
#38 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 8:38 PM EST
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When we were in a housing LIMBO CLUSTER"F" time period we had sold our house and the one we were buying fell through...put everything in storage then rented a house and continued to search...

A home schooling family had a house for sale...for some reason we had to tour their house with them present...
Which is usually not normal...should be an empty house...

This was 1998?

We got to the kids room...two boys... Both laying on their
Beds reading , one boy around 12? Had 4 long guns 2 feet above his head ( British 303, 20 ga. Pump, .22 pump, .22 bolt action) on an open gun wall rack, Ammo boxes on his night stand...
NOTHING WAS LOCKED UP, NO GUN LOCKS EITHER...
THE 8 yr old had a .22 bolt rifle and several BB GUNS,
all unlocked...

I asked the mother , standing behind us...
"Do you think that unlocked guns in a kids room is safe?"
Mom: " oh yes, they know gun safety and the LORD WATCHES OVER THEM"...

ENOUGH SAID ^^^
SOME HOME SCHOOLER PARENTS ARE MORONS AND RAISE MORONS.
ZRX1200 Offline
#39 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 8:52 PM EST
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We never had a lock on any gun in the house.

And they were ALL loaded. We weren't waiting for Jesus to stop an intruder.

Victor maybe I should blame myself for even trying to explain something when I know you have zero reading comprehension. So I'll take the heat on that I guess, it's not nice to pick on people like you anyways.
victor809 Offline
#40 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 10:11 PM EST
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Mhmm...
I apologize. Clearly making fun of homeschooling struck a nerve with you. That "private school" you went to was really private eh? Super exclusive? 1:1 teacher to student ratio? (BTW, for you homeschooled kids ratio means the relationship between two numbers...)

Yeah... And you still haven't told us whether you're irresponsible or stupid... But we knew you wouldn't... Just try to change the topic and beat a hasty retreat.
bgz Offline
#41 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 10:28 PM EST
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Whew... another close round folks... z comes out swinging with a solid old school cut, victor throws out a couple joke attempts and misfires, z lands another solid cut after conversing with jones... WHAT A MULTITASKER!!!

and v ends it with a solid come back blow...

It was close, but that one goes to z.

Round 6!!!
cacman Offline
#42 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 10:44 PM EST
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It's OK to get a college degree online, but it's not OK to teach children grades 1-12 online?

Wave of the future.

Textbooks? What are those, and who can afford to buy them? Remember the encyclopedia - once a staple in every American home? Gone!

Everything is online and less expensive to update than a printed textbook.Traditional classrooms as we grew up with will be and are quickly becoming a thing of the past.

I still remember the smell of tests printed on the old mimeograph machine! LOL
ZRX1200 Offline
#43 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 11:05 PM EST
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My 8th grade graduation class was 3 students. Exclusive? No. Expensive? For the times and place, kinda. We had to take state placement tests and my lowest was 12th grade in math. I respect people who choose to be that involved, and all the pepole I know who've done it were extremely dedicated. The homeschool kids now BTW can compete in sports with teams.

I know you think I didn't answer your question Corky, we've established that you're not going to because of your limitations and we still care about you anyways. You know repeating the same thing isn't really giving it back, it's buying time while you're being destroyed on points. B has been VERY generous to you, he obviously sees the valiant effort you've "tried" so hard to produce. But you're like the solar powered little engine that could. You just don't always work right.
victor809 Offline
#44 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 11:16 PM EST
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Awww look...z graduated 8th grade in the same class as his sister-cousin and his step-uncle....

I'm sure you've done great things with that education.....
Speyside Offline
#45 Posted: Wed, Aug 22 2018, 7:32 AM EST
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Are there standardized tests for home schoolers?
dstieger Offline
#46 Posted: Wed, Aug 22 2018, 8:41 AM EST
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Saw a TV commercial last night for 'free' K-12 online school...don't recall the name....how is it funded? And as bad as public schools can be.....might this actually be better than most? I have serious doubts
bgz Offline
#47 Posted: Wed, Aug 22 2018, 9:24 AM EST
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What a disappointing round! The opponents might as well have stood in the middle whispering sweet nothings in the ear as only two blows were thrown and they weren't even of the flying fist variety if you know what I mean folks... With that, z really hammered it home on v's lack of creativity and swift stroke for the ref carried him to victory that round. Round goes to z.

Round 7?!?!?!

Might have to go to the cards folks, this one appears to have fizzled out.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#48 Posted: Wed, Aug 22 2018, 10:06 AM EST
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If we are going to measure the effectiveness of schools, we first need to determine what it is we want schools to accomplish in our children...

Are schools there strictly to provide an education? If so, then public schools are last on the list of effectiveness... I've met many homeschool children that were far smarter than anyone in this forum... i lived with a family whose homeschooled 15 year old was ranked in the top 100 chess players in the world... he was a genius and public school was a huge hindrance...

Are our schools supposed to provide social skills? If so, then home schools have to rank last... this kid was as socially retarded as they come... but a genius none the less... but public schools aren't far behind because, if l remember correctly, private school kids and home school kids haven't logged any school shootings yet...
ZRX1200 Offline
#49 Posted: Wed, Aug 22 2018, 11:27 AM EST
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Obviously their houses are gun free zones.
HuckFinn Offline
#50 Posted: Wed, Aug 22 2018, 11:40 AM EST
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Virtual schools are likely going to become more prevalent. They're the future, like self driving cars I guess.

They'll be pros and cons no doubt.

Kids already seem to be losing social skills.

But they're amazing at gaming.
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