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CHEETO NOW CALLS "COVID-19" ..."The Chinese Virus"
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ZRX1200 Offline
#51 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 5:13 PM EST
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Three to 4 weeks ago the VIRUS wasn’t a goddamn hoax the media was. People are feeding hysteria and pushing for a massive increase in permanent federal expansion.

You think I support him expanding his powers? Seriously?

You honestly think that something I despise is ok when it’s not the party I hate more?

“What good is playing the blame game” wow....

I’m gonna go shelter in place for a while
CelticBomber Offline
#52 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 5:35 PM EST
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Again I have to be the voice of reason.... It was called the Corona Virus.This is non specific since there are many strains of Corona Virus. It was re-branded as Covid-19. It started in Wuhan, The Chinese cracked down hard with draconian measures to keep it from spreading. A lot of Chinese people got upset. The Chinese fearless leader launched a world wide PR campaign to blame the U.S. for bringing it to China and got busy spreading that message so his people wouldn't lose their minds. Our fearless leader decided to respond in kind by sinking to their level. So basically what we have is a couple of third graders with nukes fighting it out on the playground, In other words...

I know what you are but what am I?

Meanwhile people are getting sick. The far left is doing what the far left does... cry. The far right is doing what the far right does. Blame Obama.The people in the middle are left scratching their heads wondering "WHO FLOCKING CARES! More TP and hand sanitizer please?"

The End.

P.S. Every and I mean EVERY Chinese restaurant I've ever been to is run by Chinese people. They call it Chinese food and I'm okay with that. Now pass the General Tso's please.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#53 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 6:23 PM EST
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What about Chinese finger cuffs? Think
RMAN4443 Offline
#54 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 6:26 PM EST
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Chinese Checkers...Think
Sunoverbeach Offline
#55 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 6:31 PM EST
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Chinese fire drill? Think

Ok, maybe that one edges a bit towards racist
dkeage Offline
#56 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 6:56 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
What about Chinese finger cuffs? Think

The harder I pull....the more I’m stuck....Brick wall
izonfire Offline
#57 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 7:11 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Chinese fire drill? Think

Ok, maybe that one edges a bit towards racist

Not if you're talking about a fire drill in China...
delta1 Offline
#58 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 7:17 PM EST
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smh...I'm gonna join Z in his shelter...so he can explain to me how private enterprise and individual citizens will band together and develop a pandemic response...
Dg west deptford Offline
#59 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 8:24 PM EST
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Anyone know how long the Wu-rona lives on a Corona?
I'm quarantining my newest stix at least 4 days from here out. No more ROTT for me. But the cardboard box they come in is my chief concern here. So I can put on gloves and open the box at the recycling can throw the gloves in behind it then quarantine them in solitary confinement for a few days before introducing them to my healthy sticks in general population.
Speyside Offline
#60 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 9:38 PM EST
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Hey, if Z has to shelter in place at least he has good wine to drink! Wait, I have to shelter in place too. Ummm, maybe, uhh, probably, damn straight, I have good wine, good Scotch, and good Bourbon! Beer, not so much. Let's see 2 glasses a day, or a double a day, I better buy more tomorrow. I'm only good for 37 years. Wait, I'll be way old by then, no, I'll be dead by then. I could afford to be generous and ROAK some. Who's worthy, who's worthy? Who the hell am I kidding, I'm a greedy SOB!
izonfire Offline
#61 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 12:03 AM EST
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Dg west deptford wrote:
Anyone know how long the Wu-rona lives on a Corona?
I'm quarantining my newest stix at least 4 days from here out. No more ROTT for me. But the cardboard box they come in is my chief concern here. So I can put on gloves and open the box at the recycling can throw the gloves in behind it then quarantine them in solitary confinement for a few days before introducing them to my healthy sticks in general population.

Cardboard is 24 hours.
I believe plastic is 36, steel 48.
But if you die, don't quote me on it...
delta1 Offline
#62 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 4:07 PM EST
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Trump insists on calling it the Chinese virus, so he can stoke up his base to hate China and focus all their fear ... on the Chinese...

I look Chinese, for the most part...especially that part...but I was born here...can't change either fact...

do I have to fear Trump's base, the peeps who he's riling up, if I cross paths with any of them?

he's endangered 18.2 million Asian Americans...


it wasn't that long ago that Americans incarcerated millions of citizens...
RMAN4443 Offline
#63 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 4:23 PM EST
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Popcorn
Dg west deptford Offline
#64 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 6:10 PM EST
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As you know It was a demo who did that to the Japs, he did it to us Italians as well. But we all know you're not worried about Trump's base. Of course there's always a few whackos in any camp but I'd be more concerned with the folks who love to kill babies in the womb than any other segment of society
delta1 Offline
#65 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 6:33 PM EST
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been a long time since I left the womb...
Dg west deptford Offline
#66 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 6:36 PM EST
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Good thing because if you were in the womb today you'd be in huge trouble
delta1 Offline
#67 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 6:39 PM EST
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depends on whose womb...
Dg west deptford Offline
#68 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 6:49 PM EST
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True! much safer in a Christian Republicans womb. If she fears God you have nothing at all to worry about.
I know that my mom considered it. It was much harder than. She could've got it done if she went to new York. Thanks be to God! And Mom for not having me salted and chopped alive. Mercy!
Dg west deptford Offline
#69 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 6:53 PM EST
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I have heard rumor that a certain leftist country enforces abortion after too many womb refills so if that's at all true you're screwed. Again Mercy!
Dg west deptford Offline
#70 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 6:58 PM EST
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"can't change that fact"
Which fact do you want to change?
I think you should stay in America it's better here.
If it's the fact that you're Chinese that you want to change I wouldn't do that either it's good to be the way you were Designed and even if it's small keep it. Don't transition.
Dg west deptford Offline
#71 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 8:54 PM EST
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Obviously the real divisive focus of Delta's post was to perpetrate the divisive propaganda of race bating. If you smoke cigars I'm interested in sharing the experience with you even if you're not of the seed of our father. Ohh. See what I did there?
izonfire Offline
#72 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 10:19 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
been a long time since I left the womb...

I tried to get back in, but there was no womb...
CelticBomber Offline
#73 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 10:33 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
I tried to get back in, but there was no womb...


That's cause you were hatched. (rimshot)
Palama Offline
#74 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 10:35 PM EST
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Dg west deptford wrote:
As you know It was a demo who did that to the Japs, he did it to us Italians as well. But we all know you're not worried about Trump's base. Of course there's always a few whackos in any camp but I'd be more concerned with the folks who love to kill babies in the womb than any other segment of society


Shame on you
izonfire Offline
#75 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 10:36 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
That's cause you were hatched. (rimshot)

Du-Dum - Ching!!!!

Hey, Sasquatch no lay eggs...
victor809 Offline
#76 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 12:33 AM EST
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WTF was that?
frankj1 Offline
#77 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 8:26 AM EST
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I'm maintaining a hands off policy on this...
CelticBomber Offline
#78 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 8:42 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I'm maintaining a hands off policy on this...


Said the Jewish American Princess on her wedding night!

I'll be here all week folks!
frankj1 Offline
#79 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 8:55 AM EST
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try the borscht
Speyside Offline
#80 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 9:03 AM EST
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^ Figures one of the Commie 13 would say that.
rise Offline
#81 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 10:54 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
OANN huh?

hhaa, so easy to spot.
delta1 Offline
#82 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 11:44 AM EST
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tryin to laugh...and I remembered a Richard Pryor piece about getting in the womb that was hilarious ...
Gene363 Offline
#83 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 11:54 AM EST
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My Ethnicity Is Not A Virus

If you don't like the politics, just to 1:28 for the Kung Flu Fighting song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kwnToTNlRw
frankj1 Offline
#84 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 12:00 PM EST
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rise wrote:
hhaa, so easy to spot.

happy 7th anniversary.

so why this thread?
delta1 Offline
#85 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 12:03 PM EST
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justa get a rise outta you...
izonfire Offline
#86 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 12:18 PM EST
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Is this The Ascension?
delta1 Offline
#87 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 4:34 PM EST
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every now and then, peeps have to stand up for themselves
izonfire Offline
#88 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 5:52 PM EST
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Dg west deptford wrote:
Obviously the real divisive focus of Delta's post was to perpetrate the divisive propaganda of race bating. If you smoke cigars I'm interested in sharing the experience with you even if you're not of the seed of our father. Ohh. See what I did there?

OK. Time to address the elephant in the room.

Do you believe yourself to be superior to someone else of a different ethnic background?
Because some here already have you pegged as a goose-stepping Nazi.
But I will allow you to clarify your position.

If you have some deep-seated beliefs, lets address them.
Time for some honesty
Dg west deptford Offline
#89 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 6:11 PM EST
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How could anything I said cause such a question? My intention in my posts is to entertain, encourage and edify. And sometimes to break balls. If I've said anything to the opposite effect my apologies it was the bourbon.
I believe we're all created equal and in the image of God.
Somewhat in jest I'll say if there's an advantaged race it would be the children of Abraham. Every nationality has certain stereotypes that I can admire, joke about and give thanks to God for. Thanks for asking these are deeply seated beliefs. Ironically I just got my ancestry.com info back today turns out I have some indigenous Cuban blood!? Any stereotypes with that? My mom also got hers back today surprised to find she has African DNA. She had been known to say some racist stuff being a child of the 50's. Fun!!!
Again to be clear I believe Adam and Eve are everyone's parents so we're all brother's and sisters who bleed the same color and are called to shed that blood as needed to protect the equal rights of every race and creed
izonfire Offline
#90 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 7:00 PM EST
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Don't mean to put you on the defense. Just needed to be said.
You haven't been around that long, so it was somewhat unclear.

But if it's all in fun, I have absolutely no problem with it.
When you refer to someone else using a disparaging term, such as "Japs",
but then do not use one for yourself, such as "Wops", and instead use "Italians",
not sure the joking tone is established.

Other than that, in the right context, what you said could be fucquing hilarious,
so don't worry about it...
Dg west deptford Offline
#91 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 7:18 PM EST
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Rightly said. Truth is I tried **** wop but wasn't sure if spelling was right. And when I tried such joking with my tile guys recently who are 100% Italian they became incensed. Deigos can't take a joke even from a fellow countryman and they're scary family guys if you know what I mean. So I went with"Italians" **** move on my part. I never really meant to melt any snowflakes just being goofy with stereotypes.
Again thanks for asking and I'll promise to lay off the abortion politics for a minute.
izonfire Offline
#92 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 7:56 PM EST
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Dg west deptford wrote:
Rightly said. Truth is I tried **** wop but wasn't sure if spelling was right. And when I tried such joking with my tile guys recently who are 100% Italian they became incensed. Deigos can't take a joke even from a fellow countryman and they're scary family guys if you know what I mean. So I went with"Italians" **** move on my part. I never really meant to melt any snowflakes just being goofy with stereotypes.
Again thanks for asking and I'll promise to lay off the abortion politics for a minute.

No dude, don't stop arguing your position on schitt. Just wanted to know where you stood.
I don't share your rigid views on abortion, but I'd actually like to discuss it with you.
Wasn't sure about your views on ethnic heritage though.
And whatever your viewpoint on it, I'd like to openly discuss it.
Just seemed like some of the others were questioning.

And on that subject -

Just so happens that a brother of ours, Celtic, is beginning his transition,
so things have been pretty tense around here.

To say the least...
Speyside Offline
#93 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 7:59 PM EST
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First time you've used that word in a while. Not getting any out West?
Dg west deptford Offline
#94 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 8:03 PM EST
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For realz? Nah, you're pulling my lag. Or you'd refer to him as sister.
Boys will be gurls and girls will be boyys It's a mixed up muddled up shooked up world except for Lola and Celtic apparantly
Speyside Offline
#95 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 8:11 PM EST
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LMAO, not even close to the joke. Butt I see how you could get that.
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#96 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 8:25 PM EST
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I got it he's quitting cigars transition?
That's even harder there no pronoun for that
izonfire Offline
#97 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 8:30 PM EST
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Dg west deptford wrote:
For realz? Nah, you're pulling my lag. Or you'd refer to him as sister.
Boys will be gurls and girls will be boyys It's a mixed up muddled up shooked up world except for Lola and Celtic apparantly

Yeah, and he's super-sensitive about it, so let's just keep this between you and me.

MUM's the word... Shhh
izonfire Offline
#98 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 8:31 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
First time you've used that word in a while. Not getting any out West?

For a wild animal, I keep myself surprisingly well fed...
Speyside Offline
#99 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 8:33 PM EST
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Close enough. Mister Jimmy did say you are a handsome man, butt he still prefers Yule Brenner.
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#100 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 8:44 PM EST
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Dg west deptford wrote:
Rightly said. Truth is I tried **** wop but wasn't sure if spelling was right. And when I tried such joking with my tile guys recently who are 100% Italian they became incensed. Deigos can't take a joke even from a fellow countryman and they're scary family guys if you know what I mean. So I went with"Italians" **** move on my part. I never really meant to melt any snowflakes just being goofy with stereotypes.
Again thanks for asking and I'll promise to lay off the abortion politics for a minute.



San Diegos? Or "Dagos!"

YOu know. "Da Go here, Da go there, but when they get a flat tire Da go Wop, wop, wop.


Those dagos? Think
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