America's #1 Online Cigar Auction
first, best, biggest!

Last post 17 months ago by rfenst. 3253 replies replies.
66 Pages«<111213141516171819>»
Virtual herf
Jump to Bottom | Previous Topic | Next Topic
Cheno Offline
#701 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 9:09 AM EST
Joined: 06-06-2019
Posts: 1,994
Fun times yesterday, my phone ended up dying and I feel asleep waiting for it to charge so I can jump back on. Maybe I will be there next week.
fishinguitarman Offline
#702 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 10:41 AM EST
Joined: 07-29-2006
Posts: 69,152
Corey’s boss was on too! Kinda off and on cause Stephen was trying PAY HER

She just laughed at him cause he’s Scottish
corey sellers Offline
#703 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 10:52 AM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,366
Wait I thought he was Colombian
fishinguitarman Offline
#704 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 10:58 AM EST
Joined: 07-29-2006
Posts: 69,152
Oh yeah sorry
corey sellers Offline
#705 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 11:08 AM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,366
Haha
CelticBomber Offline
#706 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 11:30 AM EST
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
fishinguitarman wrote:
Corey’s boss was on too! Kinda off and on cause Stephen was trying PAY HER

She just laughed at him cause he’s Scottish



It was my charm that lured her in.... it was the 4 rolls of TP that sealed the deal.
Palama Offline
#707 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 11:36 AM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,729
I made 4 appearances yesterday but the last one, when I was done washing dishes, cleaning up the house a little and went out for my after-dinner smoke, I was frickin’ shocked to see the vherf still going on! I mean, this was about 8-something Hawaii time so 2-something East Coast. Crazy mofos! Spanking
CelticBomber Offline
#708 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 11:39 AM EST
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
Palama wrote:
I made 4 appearances yesterday but the last one, when I was done washing dishes, cleaning up the house a little and went out for my after-dinner smoke, I was frickin’ shocked to see the vherf still going on! I mean, this was about 8-something Hawaii time so 2-something East Coast. Crazy mofos! Spanking


Ended at just after 3 AM. Went to bed around 7 am and up by noon. Hangover free too!
corey sellers Offline
#709 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 11:39 AM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,366
The dam TP would do it right now that stuff is like gold around here.
Palama Offline
#710 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 11:47 AM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,729
corey sellers wrote:
The dam TP would do it right now that stuff is like gold around here.


Same here. I thought for sure it was just gonna be temporary and within a month, maybe 6 weeks, the shelves would return to normal but no sign of that at the moment. But not just TP. Almost every product that sanitizes and disinfects is out too. Challenging times fo’ sure.
frankj1 Offline
#711 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 11:52 AM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,223
fishinguitarman wrote:
Corey’s boss was on too! Kinda off and on cause Stephen was trying PAY HER

She just laughed at him cause he’s Scottish

Scottish?
Is that a bad word for thrifty?
corey sellers Offline
#712 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 11:54 AM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,366
Paper plates also
Palama Offline
#713 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 12:00 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,729
corey sellers wrote:
Paper plates also


Oddly enough there’s plenny here. Since it’s mostly only my wife and I (...except when we watch the grandkids 3-4 times a week...), we just use our dishes. I don’t mind washing them, keeps my hands clean. ThumpUp
delta1 Offline
#714 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 12:15 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,810
Missed you guys yesterday...had a better offer...son invited us over for a birthday party for his son...we haven't seen them in a few weeks, so off we went...daughter and her family joined us...life as it used to be
fishinguitarman Offline
#715 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 12:44 PM EST
Joined: 07-29-2006
Posts: 69,152
Corey. TP?

Use dryer sheets. Yo stinky ass will benefit and it’ll help get rid of those age wrinkles
corey sellers Offline
#716 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 12:45 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,366
Haha good idea Ray
Palama Offline
#717 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 12:51 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,729
So I’m looking through the Sunday Walgreens insert and they have Charmin and Cottonelle TP on sale plus Lysol disinfectant spray and wipes! Won’t even bother going, the shelves will be bare by the time I get there. d'oh!

corey sellers Offline
#718 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 1:10 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,366
Yeah we checked Walgreens here yesterday and it was empty
clintCigar Offline
#719 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 1:16 PM EST
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,682
I had to Bourbon out LOL.. Was good chit chattin again. Stefan trying to talk durty to Corey's wife was HILAIROUS
RMAN4443 Offline
#720 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 1:26 PM EST
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
Went to Sam's yesterday...absolutely no TP or paper towels...None, Bare walls...
luckily for us we stocked up in November, so I should be clean and streak free until August...Pray
fishinguitarman Offline
#721 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 1:29 PM EST
Joined: 07-29-2006
Posts: 69,152
I’ve got 7 rolls. What’s the opening bid?
izonfire Offline
#722 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 1:35 PM EST
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,657
Just finished my herf with 8Track.
He’s sick of all your schitt.
Said he’s gonna make some changes around here.
It’s about time...
delta1 Offline
#723 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 4:16 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,810
Anxious


hope he's not mad at me anymore...
corey sellers Offline
#724 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 4:42 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,366
She said 20 rolls haha
8trackdisco Offline
#725 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 8:59 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,090
delta1 wrote:
Anxious


hope he's not mad at me anymore...


Nah Delta. You are fine.

Once I saw you at the virtual herf, it changed everything. Anybody who can hold onto that lockdown stare for five hours is too badass for me.
Numismaniac Offline
#726 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 8:59 PM EST
Joined: 01-13-2012
Posts: 12,222
CelticBomber wrote:
It was my charm that lured her in.... it was the 4 rolls of TP that sealed the deal.




Yessir, that Wee Willie Winkie charm, LMAO!!!


That had to be about the best on all night, except OOPS, perhaps, hehe.
8trackdisco Offline
#727 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 9:04 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,090
izonfire wrote:
Just finished my herf with 8Track.
He’s sick of all your schitt.
Said he’s gonna make some changes around here.
It’s about time...


Like changing the water in a fish tank. After six months, it’s not dirty enough.
Numismaniac Offline
#728 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 9:05 PM EST
Joined: 01-13-2012
Posts: 12,222
hehe
izonfire Offline
#729 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 9:09 PM EST
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,657
8trackdisco wrote:
Nah Delta. You are fine.

Once I saw you at the virtual herf, it changed everything. Anybody who can hold onto that lockdown stare for five hours is too badass for me.

Speak for yourself.

I’m still pi$$ed off at him. FUCQUIN FURIOUS!!!
Hey, 8Track coughed up your addy today Delta.
And I ain’t forgot what you done did.
That one time. At that one place.
Remember it like it was yesterday.

One day I’m gonna show up at your doorstep buddy.
And I expect you to be ready...
Plowboy221 Offline
#730 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 9:39 PM EST
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 5,152
Missed it, ended up going for a 7 hour utv ride. Maybe one of these days.
izonfire Offline
#731 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 10:00 PM EST
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,657
Plowboy221 wrote:
Missed it, ended up going for a 7 hour utv ride. Maybe one of these days.

Fucque that!
Get on the next one Plowboy!
ZRX1200 Offline
#732 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 1:26 AM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,628
Corey gave everyone your addy bro
teedubbya Offline
#733 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 9:17 AM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
We didn’t even ask for it either
MACS Offline
#734 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 10:12 AM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,824
CelticBomber wrote:
You mean the part where you thought you were muted and we all heard you refer to yourself in the third person?


I was the last man standing..... again! Take note ladies.... Heeeeey gurl!


MACS never refers to himself in the third person... Herfing
Abrignac Offline
#735 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 10:14 AM EST
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 17,327
Was this on Friday or Saturday?
MACS Offline
#736 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 10:14 AM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,824
I got off work that morning, slept for 5-6 hours, didn't eat a damn thing... and started drinking and smoking with you clowns. 1/4 of the Craigellachie bottle gone... and about the same for the Aberlour. d'oh!

Took me a day and a half to sober up. fog
ZRX1200 Offline
#737 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 11:31 AM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,628
I was on call, no drinky drinky
teedubbya Offline
#738 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 11:37 AM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
I took it a little easier. Last week I was smashed.
ZRX1200 Offline
#739 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 11:49 AM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,628
I got a bottle of scotch for this weekend.

Maybe I’ll warm up with a bottle of wine first.
MACS Offline
#740 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 11:49 AM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,824
ZRX1200 wrote:
I got a bottle of scotch for this weekend.

Maybe I’ll warm up with a bottle of wine first.


I almost barfed just reading that... wine and then scotch? BARF!
ZRX1200 Offline
#741 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 11:51 AM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,628
Whine knot?
MACS Offline
#742 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 1:46 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,824
Hey... is that last link we used going to be the permanent link or does it have to change each time?
teedubbya Offline
#743 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 1:48 PM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Should stay the same from where on out and I think it’s set up to start with or without me.
teedubbya Offline
#744 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 1:49 PM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Here on out.

That is what the teedubbya meant.
teedubbya Offline
#745 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 1:51 PM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Oh yea and

Oops
Palama Offline
#746 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 1:54 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,729
Last two posts - Hahahahahahahahahaha! LOL

Mighta had to have been there to fully understand why. Sipping tea
CelticBomber Offline
#747 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 2:08 PM EST
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
Numi had me crying! One word.... Oops.... Holy hell I'm laughing again as I type this,.....


Gunner. If we ever get together to party I'm pretty sure we'll wind up in prison.

What am I saying? Pretty sure that would happen with most of you animals.... We'd have MACS standing outside our cell explaining what sexual acts are worth what.

Talk to me goose!
MACS Offline
#748 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 2:31 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,824
You gotta buy lots of ramen soups... and have someone teach you what to mix it with to make "a spread".

No smoking... so soups are the new cigarettes. There's a way they roll them up with other ingredients to make burritos.

Not to be confused with a "fifi".
CelticBomber Offline
#749 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 2:42 PM EST
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
MACS wrote:
You gotta buy lots of ramen soups... and have someone teach you what to mix it with to make "a spread".

No smoking... so soups are the new cigarettes. There's a way they roll them up with other ingredients to make burritos.

Not to be confused with a "fifi".


So... when I pimp Gunner out how many soups should I ask for?
MACS Offline
#750 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 2:46 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,824
CelticBomber wrote:
So... when I pimp Gunner out how many soups should I ask for?


At least 2 of them. They're $.50 apiece!!
Users browsing this topic
Guest
66 Pages«<111213141516171819>»
Back to Top