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delta1 Offline
#751 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 2:52 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Speak for yourself.

I’m still pi$$ed off at him. FUCQUIN FURIOUS!!!
Hey, 8Track coughed up your addy today Delta.
And I ain’t forgot what you done did.
That one time. At that one place.
Remember it like it was yesterday.

One day I’m gonna show up at your doorstep buddy.
And I expect you to be ready...


don't remember that incident, but you're welcome here anytime...got some nice cigars to share, got some booze which I'll gladly pour, but prolly won't drink...not sure what kinda snacks you like, but I have nuts, chips, crackers and cheese and dry salame...


and....soups on!
Numismaniac Offline
#752 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 4:57 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Last two posts - Hahahahahahahahahaha! LOL

Mighta had to have been there to fully understand why. Sipping tea




True! Can't take me anywhere, LMAO Whistle

Anxious
Numismaniac Offline
#753 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 5:04 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I got off work that morning, slept for 5-6 hours, didn't eat a damn thing... and started drinking and smoking with you clowns. 1/4 of the Craigellachie bottle gone... and about the same for the Aberlour. d'oh!

Took me a day and a half to sober up. fog



When I saw the animated and muted talking with hand expressions, I was also watching that glass, LOL!


I'm already pretty chemically scorched by that time of the night and last week, I added some alcohol, so I was a bit wiser this week. As well, it gets me to keep the "baby" up until 2 am and then be up by 6 to let out the dogs, take a handful of pills and go back to bed.

That's my normal routine, except for staying up THAT late!! fog

Sure wouldn't do for us to get in that room upstairs and get started, hehe I just hope tp outlast that selection!!
Numismaniac Offline
#754 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 5:07 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Here on out.

That is what the teedubbya meant.




Numi calls himself "The Baby" so there's that as well, hehe! My wife nearly fell out the first time I did that to herLaugh
tonygraz Offline
#755 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 5:11 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
Was this on Friday or Saturday?


It was the day you were drunk or the day after.
ZRX1200 Offline
#756 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 6:12 PM EST
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🤣🤣🤣
ZRX1200 Offline
#757 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 6:13 PM EST
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We need a “go fund me” to update Tony’s electronics...

And lighting
USNGunner Offline
#758 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 6:32 PM EST
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Posts: 4,402
CelticBomber wrote:
Numi had me crying! One word.... Oops.... Holy hell I'm laughing again as I type this,.....


Gunner. If we ever get together to party I'm pretty sure we'll wind up in prison.

What am I saying? Pretty sure that would happen with most of you animals.... We'd have MACS standing outside our cell explaining what sexual acts are worth what.

Talk to me goose!



Those are way way too much fun. At 2130 I was going to sign off and rack, the next thing I know it's 0200. What a hoot.
teedubbya Offline
#759 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 7:44 PM EST
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It was a good time. I take back all the bad things I said about y’all.
teedubbya Offline
#760 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 7:46 PM EST
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By the way afterwords I learned how the edge of the universe is more light years away than time itself which seems impossible but isn’t.
MACS Offline
#761 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 7:48 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
It was a good time. I take back all the bad things I said about y’all.


Huh... I figured meeting me would pretty much cement it.
tonygraz Offline
#762 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 8:15 PM EST
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Well, you were the prettiest guy there. I could tell by the way Z was looking at you - well, at least until Opie showed up.
MACS Offline
#763 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 8:40 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Well, you were the prettiest guy there. I could tell by the way Z was looking at you - well, at least until Opie showed up.


Warms my heart to have an old-lady-lookin' guy like you say so!!
Numismaniac Offline
#764 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 11:30 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
It was a good time. I take back all the bad things I said about y’all.




HEHE

Herfing
KingoftheCove Offline
#765 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 1:15 AM EST
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I don’t know man............the actual communication that transpires is a bit thin, what with Seltic constantly blabbering, and FGM trying to show us his dainty seiner.
KingoftheCove Offline
#766 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 1:16 AM EST
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Or was that Anthony?
KingoftheCove Offline
#767 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 1:19 AM EST
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Then baritone Numi would rumble blabber something, and Keltic would get a tiny chubby again,and brag about it.
WTF!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#768 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 8:03 AM EST
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I thought it was pronounced theltic... Think
teedubbya Offline
#769 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 8:48 AM EST
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oooh take my breath away
fishinguitarman Offline
#770 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 11:01 AM EST
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Who is izon furious at?


Lotsa bromance going on here today! I putting a mask on it right now
tonygraz Offline
#771 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 12:20 PM EST
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Hey King, at least they didn't make fun of your car like they did my platinum blonde hair and my laptop.
ZRX1200 Offline
#772 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 12:40 PM EST
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I thought your hair was stunning.....what I could see of it in the dark anyways
KingoftheCove Offline
#773 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 1:38 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Hey King, at least they didn't make fun of your car like they did my platinum blonde hair and my laptop.

Well...........I confess I was the one who may have started ripping on your 486 Pentium laptop..............only because the video feed your chit was spitting out looked like a film from the roaring 20s.....
USNGunner Offline
#774 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 4:36 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
Who is izon furious at?


Lotsa bromance going on here today! I putting a mask on it right now


You know, I'm not sure.
Palama Offline
#775 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 4:38 PM EST
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FIFY

USNGunner wrote:
You know, I'm not sure and sure as heck don't care.

USNGunner Offline
#776 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 5:13 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
FIFY



Thanks buddy. Beer
tonygraz Offline
#777 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 7:26 PM EST
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The laptop was a AMD quad core 17" that I use mostly when I'm away from home on a trip. I'm looking for bigger and better candles for lighting and maybe a replacement headset that fits better and was not turn of the century state of the art.
CelticBomber Offline
#778 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 8:08 PM EST
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I'll just wait until this Saturday to reply to all your critiques. Unlike the last three Vherf's I will have something to say this time!
delta1 Offline
#779 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 8:32 PM EST
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Applause Applause
Palama Offline
#780 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 9:59 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
I'll just wait until this Saturday to reply to all your critiques. Unlike the last three Vherf's I will have something to say this time!


So we have to put up with more of your non-stop gibberish? d'oh!
izonfire Offline
#781 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 10:31 PM EST
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Posts: 8,657
fishinguitarman wrote:
Who is izon furious at?

Delta.

It's about this one thing he did this one time.
Never did think he would be a member of a hate group.
But I'm not like TW or Victor in that I won't condemn him without consideration.

We're gonna discuss it over some soup. And cigars.
And some booze. Yes, he will have to have some.

Don't have time now to address it.
But I'll try to cover it before our next herf...
KingoftheCove Offline
#782 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 10:39 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
I'll just wait until this Saturday to reply to all your critiques. Unlike the last three Vherf's I will have something to say this time!

Shaddap!
MACS Offline
#783 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 11:00 PM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Shaddap!


Gee... why didn't anyone tell him that before. RollEyes
teedubbya Offline
#784 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 11:05 PM EST
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I feel sort of bad muting him though even though we agreed to vote rather than doing it unilaterally. It was funny we had to do it via chat since he wouldn’t shut up. The power though gives me wood. I feel like bugs bunny with the Napoleon hat.
KingoftheCove Offline
#785 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 11:13 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I feel sort of bad muting him though even though we agreed to vote rather than doing it unilaterally. It was funny we had to do it via chat since he wouldn’t shut up. The power though gives me wood. I feel like bugs bunny with the Napoleon hat.

Shame on you

Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Lord Acton


Just look at Fatty Fat Fat...............that fugger!
That sneaky Chinese bassurd is worse...
teedubbya Offline
#786 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 11:16 PM EST
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I know. We’ll stick to majority rule and only mute him a few times each night.


We NEED Mr. Jones at the Herf. I want to smoke one with him.
izonfire Offline
#787 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 11:30 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
We NEED Mr. Jones at the Herf. I want to smoke one with him.

I'd hafta pull out the Parodi Kings for that!
KingoftheCove Offline
#788 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 11:34 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
I'd hafta pull out the Parodi Kings for that!

Glad it’s a virtual herf........dem things stink!
teedubbya Offline
#789 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 11:39 PM EST
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My oncologist told me not to smoke any more cigars for awhile ;(
CelticBomber Offline
#790 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 11:40 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I feel sort of bad muting him though even though we agreed to vote rather than doing it unilaterally. It was funny we had to do it via chat since he wouldn’t shut up. The power though gives me wood. I feel like bugs bunny with the Napoleon hat.



Best use of a cal back cartoon reference EVAR!
izonfire Offline
#791 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 11:41 PM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Glad it’s a virtual herf........dem things stink!

Can't be any worse than the rest of you barnyard animals...
clintCigar Offline
#792 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 11:42 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
We NEED Mr. Jones at the Herf. I want to smoke one with him.

Maybe he will find a webcam or tablet in a dumpster.
CelticBomber Offline
#793 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 11:42 PM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Shame on you

Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Lord Acton


Just look at Fatty Fat Fat...............that fugger!
That sneaky Chinese bassurd is worse...


Hey! That's racist! Conan is a GREAT guy!
izonfire Offline
#794 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 11:43 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
My oncologist told me not to smoke any more cigars for awhile ;(

Ya shouldn't have shoved 'em in her pu$$y...
CelticBomber Offline
#795 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 11:43 PM EST
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Hi Izon! I see you logged on you pretty manly man you! XOXO
teedubbya Offline
#796 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 11:44 PM EST
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clintCigar wrote:
Maybe he will find a webcam or tablet in a dumpster.



I would actually pay to see live from the dumpster cam
izonfire Offline
#797 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 11:44 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Hi Izon! I see you logged on you pretty manly man you! XOXO

What's up snack-cakes???
CelticBomber Offline
#798 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 11:45 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
What's up snack-cakes???



Hey gurrrl! How YOU doin? You can call me freckles XOXO
izonfire Offline
#799 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 11:46 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Hey gurrrl! How YOU doin? You can call me freckles XOXO

How bout if I call you wrecked pu$$y???
CelticBomber Offline
#800 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 11:48 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
How bout if I call you wrecked pu$$y???



Sugar you are turnin' mommy on! Buy me a drink and we can talk about how you can change my nickname!
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