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corey sellers Offline
#1351 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 10:24 AM EST
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I heard you the first time.
izonfire Offline
#1352 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 10:24 AM EST
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Posts: 8,647
teedubbya wrote:
Just realized that is an anytime meeting. Anytime two or more people want to use that link you can in case anyone ever wants an impromptu herf with anyone else.

Nice staggered double post,
Ya limp-wristed, bootlickin n00p!!!
izonfire Offline
#1353 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 10:25 AM EST
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WOW.
That was really inappropriate.

I’m sorry...
delta1 Offline
#1354 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 10:27 AM EST
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yes

yes, you are
teedubbya Offline
#1355 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 10:48 AM EST
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No izon I deserved it. I’m sorry.
izonfire Offline
#1356 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 11:06 AM EST
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Posts: 8,647
teedubbya wrote:
No izon I deserved it. I’m sorry.

WTF???
Why can’t you accept an apology, you stupid motherfucquer?!!!!!!!!
____

Holy hell.
I just lost my schitt.

I’m really sorry...
victor809 Offline
#1357 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 11:08 AM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
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But that means that if I go into the vherf to chat with rfenst I may find Anthony and MACS in the middle of some kinky video sex?
victor809 Offline
#1358 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 11:08 AM EST
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And I'll have to tell izon to stop watching it?
izonfire Offline
#1359 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 11:15 AM EST
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Posts: 8,647
victor809 wrote:
And I'll have to tell izon to stop watching it?

I’ll watch if I wanna.
You ain’t the boss of me bitch!
____

Damn. I went to far again.
I am extra really sorry...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#1360 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 11:23 AM EST
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couldn't make it to yesterdays herf... I'll try and catch the next one...
corey sellers Offline
#1361 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 11:30 AM EST
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Haha
Palama Offline
#1362 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 11:31 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
couldn't make it to yesterdays herf... I'll try and catch the next one...


Hmmmm, really? Then who was that nearly nekkid, pasty white guy that logged in as “Opie”? Think
victor809 Offline
#1363 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 11:34 AM EST
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Sorry about that....
victor809 Offline
#1364 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 11:34 AM EST
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And don't worry.... I was fully naked
corey sellers Offline
#1365 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 1:01 PM EST
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🙈
Whistlebritches Offline
#1366 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 1:12 PM EST
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Kept it short and sweet.........but it was nice to be back
Palama Offline
#1367 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 1:18 PM EST
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Posts: 23,696
Whistlebritches wrote:
Kept it short and sweet.........but it was nice to be back


Despite what everyone said about you after you left, I was glad to see you too.














Sarcasm
teedubbya Offline
#1368 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 2:16 PM EST
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I thought he looked less gay than he did before the surgery so he has that going for him.
CelticBomber Offline
#1369 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 3:58 PM EST
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I was in a food coma. Went to an Amish market and ate so much food that when I came home I could barely move. Picked up a book and read until I passed out. Totally forgot it was Saturday. I'm sure you all missed me;-p
teedubbya Offline
#1370 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 4:14 PM EST
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You weren’t there?
CelticBomber Offline
#1371 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 5:04 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
You weren’t there?



I can smell the lust coming off you from here.
corey sellers Offline
#1372 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 5:47 PM EST
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Oh you should have been there you would have been able to see it also.
fishinguitarman Offline
#1373 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 6:10 PM EST
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I’m sorry
Palama Offline
#1374 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 6:15 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Oh you should have been there you would have been able to see it also.


It was quite impressive. OhMyGod
Numismaniac Offline
#1375 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 6:28 PM EST
Joined: 01-13-2012
Posts: 12,222
HA, seems I missed another dose of fun.

No apologies here, I had to be out in the heat at a post COVID wedding gathering for show, since they actually were married on a Zoom call on April 25th. And I thought the DD gnats were gonna worry us to death, and I'm certain that more than a few were eaten in the reception food, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I might be glad I missed some of the stuff, y'all nasty!
frankj1 Offline
#1376 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 6:30 PM EST
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zody wrote:
Things I learned this week on teh vHerf...

People actually think I smoke in alphabetical order. Now I'm going to have to try it you azzes. I still blame fankj for the whole alphabetical thing, I'm a lemming I s'pose.

I remember it well...
you've been great about it ever since.
Now you're known for that shtick
teedubbya Offline
#1377 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 6:47 PM EST
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No shticks were shown this time. Even by FGM.
delta1 Offline
#1378 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 6:48 PM EST
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so is everybody who attended last night's herf too afraid to mention the improvised plastic sheeting lined room from which blood curdling screams emitted from time to time?

pretty sure there were some bone saw noises too, especially when his video feed froze...

man..................... serial killers rarely look like you think they should
izonfire Offline
#1379 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 6:55 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
..................... serial killers rarely look like you think they should

I beg to differ...
delta1 Offline
#1380 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 7:02 PM EST
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I don't recall seeing you last night
teedubbya Offline
#1381 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 7:02 PM EST
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^ apologize
teedubbya Offline
#1382 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 7:03 PM EST
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That was for izon but either way
Palama Offline
#1383 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 7:18 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
so is everybody who attended last night's herf too afraid to mention the improvised plastic sheeting lined room from which blood curdling screams emitted from time to time?

pretty sure there were some bone saw noises too, especially when his video feed froze...

man..................... serial killers rarely look like you think they should


I’m sorry Al. It was established prior to you joining that we wouldn’t talk about the plastic sheeting or what the “room” was used for...other than the (...purported...) cigar smoking. Shhh
izonfire Offline
#1384 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 7:24 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
That was for izon but either way

Apologize for what?
I set it up. He knocked it down.
Worked flawlessly.

Then he’s gotta get static from you?
Like you’re the moral police around here???
I’m gonna riot and dance on your fucquin skull you self-righteous a$$hole!!!
____

Whoa........
I keep getting worked up.

And you were just defending me,
you sweet prince.
I am genuinely sorry.

Think I need some additional time in the isolation chamber this week...
teedubbya Offline
#1385 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 7:35 PM EST
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I’m sorry
clintCigar Offline
#1386 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 7:41 PM EST
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Doesn't surprise me we have a serial killer in the group. Seems appropriate.
CelticBomber Offline
#1387 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 8:10 PM EST
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clintCigar wrote:
Doesn't surprise me we have a serial killer in the group. Seems appropriate.


Wait... there's two of us?

Umm.... I didn't just say that.

FAKE NEWS!
teedubbya Offline
#1388 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 8:21 PM EST
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Celtic this one would make three. Blood curdling screams, plastic kill room etc.
Numismaniac Offline
#1389 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 8:22 PM EST
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clintCigar wrote:
Doesn't surprise me we have a serial killer in the group. Seems appropriate.



HA!




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zody Offline
#1390 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 8:34 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
so is everybody who attended last night's herf too afraid to mention the improvised plastic sheeting lined room from which blood curdling screams emitted from time to time?

pretty sure there were some bone saw noises too, especially when his video feed froze...

man..................... serial killers rarely look like you think they should


I said we don't talks about it Precious!!

If you're afraid to mention it, just give me your address and we'll form a parents of gamers support group LOL ... should have invested in noise cancelling headphones dammit.
I'm do for a smoke shack remodel, I'm up for a softer more sensitive decor, I asked delta1 for some suggestions and he shied away.
zody Offline
#1391 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 8:36 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
I’m sorry Al. It was established prior to you joining that we wouldn’t talk about the plastic sheeting or what the “room” was used for...other than the (...purported...) cigar smoking. Shhh


Palama is my new spirit brother....plans for the remodel collaboration are coming...Beer
delta1 Offline
#1392 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 8:43 PM EST
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it DID look sinister...
teedubbya Offline
#1393 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 9:00 PM EST
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I learned what a kill hammer is.
delta1 Offline
#1394 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 9:06 PM EST
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you mean the one we're gonna use on Iz.........................ooops...I'm sorry...I've said too much
teedubbya Offline
#1395 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 9:18 PM EST
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Shhhh
CelticBomber Offline
#1396 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 10:00 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
you mean the one we're gonna use on Iz.........................ooops...I'm sorry...I've said too much


Apologize!
izonfire Offline
#1397 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 10:39 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
you mean the one we're gonna use on Iz.........................ooops...I'm sorry...I've said too much

Bring it on muthafucqas!!!!!!!!
You have NO IDEA what’s in store for you.

I swear on every piece of land I’ve spent time on,
I can still hear the screams...
cacman Offline
#1398 Posted: Mon, Jun 8 2020, 1:47 PM EST
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The "screams are from the kids playing video games" excuse sounded kind of shady to me. Must have been one hell of a video game.
delta1 Offline
#1399 Posted: Mon, Jun 8 2020, 3:57 PM EST
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yup...I nearly spit out my cigar when he said that line
teedubbya Offline
#1400 Posted: Mon, Jun 8 2020, 8:52 PM EST
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My stomach turned and I planned an early exit.
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