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SharkmanDan Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 11:03 AM EST
Joined: 04-08-2016
Posts: 7
May 4, I won an auction for a box of cigars. Realizing that the card which I had on file, was with an account I had closed, I went to "My Account" to update to the proper card. It took all of the information, but would not allow me to change my "Name as it appears on my card". The old card had my middle initial, new card had my full middle name. I tried everything to correct this, but it did not take. The following Monday, I checked my online banking, and it showed a pre-authorization for the correct amount. It all looked good. A week later, I got an email saying that there was a problem with my card, and that I chould call. Several lengthy calls over a period of 2 days, later, after a 2-hour hold, I got through. We got the situation resolved, and the purchase was showing as paid. The very next day, I got a confirmation number and tracking number, for my order. That was now the 13th of May. Since then, I have checked tracking every day, and all I get is that the "Pre-shipment information" has been created. It has now been 12 days, and nothing. I've called, and emailed, MANY, MANY times. No answer, nor replies. It is now May 25, and through no fault of my own, my cigars are in limbo.
CigarBid has lost my business, and lost it for good. They have left me no option but to call my bank, tomorrow, and dispute the charge as a fraudulent transaction, since it is fraud to sell something, collect the money, then not ship it. I will also contact the Postmatser, and file a mail fraud claim.
This is a piss-poor way of doing business, and I will make certain that I warn as many people as possible, about CigarBid's fraudulent way of doing "business".
opelmanta1900 Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 11:18 AM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
SharkmanDan wrote:
May 4, I won an auction for a box of cigars. Realizing that the card which I had on file, was with an account I had closed, I went to "My Account" to update to the proper card. It took all of the information, but would not allow me to change my "Name as it appears on my card". The old card had my middle initial, new card had my full middle name. I tried everything to correct this, but it did not take. The following Monday, I checked my online banking, and it showed a pre-authorization for the correct amount. It all looked good. A week later, I got an email saying that there was a problem with my card, and that I chould call. Several lengthy calls over a period of 2 days, later, after a 2-hour hold, I got through. We got the situation resolved, and the purchase was showing as paid. The very next day, I got a confirmation number and tracking number, for my order. That was now the 13th of May. Since then, I have checked tracking every day, and all I get is that the "Pre-shipment information" has been created. It has now been 12 days, and nothing. I've called, and emailed, MANY, MANY times. No answer, nor replies. It is now May 25, and through no fault of my own, my cigars are in limbo.
CigarBid has lost my business, and lost it for good. They have left me no option but to call my bank, tomorrow, and dispute the charge as a fraudulent transaction, since it is fraud to sell something, collect the money, then not ship it. I will also contact the Postmatser, and file a mail fraud claim.
This is a piss-poor way of doing business, and I will make certain that I warn as many people as possible, about CigarBid's fraudulent way of doing "business".


Ok Karen...
Whistlebritches Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 11:23 AM EST
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128
SharkmanDan wrote:
May 4, I won an auction for a box of cigars. Realizing that the card which I had on file, was with an account I had closed, I went to "My Account" to update to the proper card. It took all of the information, but would not allow me to change my "Name as it appears on my card". The old card had my middle initial, new card had my full middle name. I tried everything to correct this, but it did not take. The following Monday, I checked my online banking, and it showed a pre-authorization for the correct amount. It all looked good. A week later, I got an email saying that there was a problem with my card, and that I chould call. Several lengthy calls over a period of 2 days, later, after a 2-hour hold, I got through. We got the situation resolved, and the purchase was showing as paid. The very next day, I got a confirmation number and tracking number, for my order. That was now the 13th of May. Since then, I have checked tracking every day, and all I get is that the "Pre-shipment information" has been created. It has now been 12 days, and nothing. I've called, and emailed, MANY, MANY times. No answer, nor replies. It is now May 25, and through no fault of my own, my cigars are in limbo.
CigarBid has lost my business, and lost it for good. They have left me no option but to call my bank, tomorrow, and dispute the charge as a fraudulent transaction, since it is fraud to sell something, collect the money, then not ship it. I will also contact the Postmatser, and file a mail fraud claim.
This is a piss-poor way of doing business, and I will make certain that I warn as many people as possible, about CigarBid's fraudulent way of doing "business".



There's a lot going on right now so I'd cut them a little slack Nancy

I have stuff out 10 days from Amazon..........and they ship to me from Dallas,180 miles away
SharkmanDan Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 12:04 PM EST
Joined: 04-08-2016
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I have zero slack left to give. I'm going to completely run out of cigars, tonight or tomorrow. I have 2 left in the humidor. A month is plenty of time to get their stuff together, without some kind of explanation. I might have been willing to cut then slack, if they'd answer their phones or email. This is unacceptable.
I can call other Cigar retailers, RIGHT NOW, mid-day on a holiday, and get a response. I could place an order from Holt's, Serious, Famous, or most any other retailer, and have my shipment, even with Covid-19, and have my shipment here in 10-12 days, MAXIMUM.
Completely unacceptable.
KingoftheCove Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 12:34 PM EST
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,645
SharkmanDan wrote:
I have zero slack left to give. I'm going to completely run out of cigars, tonight or tomorrow. I have 2 left in the humidor. A month is plenty of time to get their stuff together, without some kind of explanation. I might have been willing to cut then slack, if they'd answer their phones or email. This is unacceptable.
I can call other Cigar retailers, RIGHT NOW, mid-day on a holiday, and get a response. I could place an order from xxxx, xxxx, xxxx, or most any other retailer, and have my shipment, even with Covid-19, and have my shipment here in 10-12 days, MAXIMUM.
Completely unacceptable.

FIFY...
Ok ..........Ok......
Take your biz elsewhere, you certainly have a legit complaint.
Things is, you coming in here to whine about it?
We give zero slack, just like you.

Most of us have more than a “one month” supply of cigars on hand. Not that we’re rich or anything, but if you’re a regular cigar smoker, it generally makes sense to have at least SOME extra on hand, in case your regular shipment gets delayed, lost or stolen.
SharkmanDan Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 12:55 PM EST
Joined: 04-08-2016
Posts: 7
KingoftheCove wrote:
FIFY...
Ok ..........Ok......
Take your biz elsewhere, you certainly have a legit complaint.
Things is, you coming in here to whine about it?
We give zero slack, just like you.

Most of us have more than a “one month” supply of cigars on hand. Not that we’re rich or anything, but if you’re a regular cigar smoker, it generally makes sense to have at least SOME extra on hand, in case your regular shipment gets delayed, lost or stolen.


First off, "Judge not, lest he be judged". I typically DO keep more than a 3 month supply on hand, but, have had a bit of a rough patch, recently, what with not working and all.
Secondly, I didn't come here to "whine" as you say. I came here to be as public as possible, to let others know what the **** they're getting into, buying from this retailer.
If I went to a car repair place, and got **** service, would it be whining, if I tried to warn other potential customers of their shoddy business practices? No. It would be considered a community service. Chances are, 90% of their customers are happy, because they haven't gotten screwed. But the 10% who DO get screwed, certainly want it known that the potential is there, to be screwed. This is unacceptable in ANY business.
I've managed businesses. Mistakes happen. When they do, you own up to the mistake, make it right, and grease the palm of the person who got hosed. I'm not asking to have my palm greased. I just wanted some damned CUSTOMER SERVICE. I just wanted them to make some effort to correct their mistake. Their lack of regard for desire to correct the mistake, speaks volumes about their **** business practices. Potential customers need to know this, so that they can make an informed decision if they want to continue in transaction with CigarBid. My friend Jason, is a regular of theirs. In his opinion, **** service is the price of cheap cigars. In my opinion, the price of the cigars is immaterial
In March, I ordered 25 cigars from Jorge Nicholls at JNVCigars.com. He messed up, and simply forgot to ship. When I asked, he corrected the problem, IMMEDIATELY. Even sent me a few things to help "grease my palm". I passed those things on to friends, because I wasn't looking for that. I just wanted my cigars.
They have my money. Are you saying that I don't have the right to complain that I was defrauded?
If so, let me sell you a bridge.....
opelmanta1900 Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 1:03 PM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
SharkmanDan wrote:
First off, "Judge not, lest he be judged". I typically DO keep more than a 3 month supply on hand, but, have had a bit of a rough patch, recently, what with not working and all.


I judgeth thee... I judgeth thee lazy...

SharkmanDan wrote:

In March, I ordered 25 cigars from Jorge Nicholls at JNVCigars.com. He messed up, and simply forgot to ship. When I asked, he corrected the problem, IMMEDIATELY. Even sent me a few things to help "grease my palm". I passed those things on to friends, because I wasn't looking for that. I just wanted my cigars.
They have my money. Are you saying that I don't have the right to complain that I was defrauded?
If so, let me sell you a bridge.....


I talked to Jorge this morning... he said you're a complainer and he "taint wafted" every last stick he sent to you... his words, not mine...
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 1:15 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,630
I had a similar event recently.


I had lost my debit card and deactivated it, then 2 weeks later I bid (and didn’t lose) a box of cigars. Realizing BEFORE it was processed (as that’s MY FAULT NOT CBID’s) I called the next morning. I was on hold for less than 10 seconds (they have caller ID) and Shana got it straightened out right away. We whispered sweet nothings in each other’s ears and she also mentioned how Victor just pretends to be a nice guy but she really adores me.

My box arrived the next day with a sweet note inside with a lipstick kiss that said “thanks for not being an angry **** like some people”

Don’t know what your problem was.....
corey sellers Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 1:17 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,366
On a serious note , How much do you want for the bridge?
izonfire Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 1:21 PM EST
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Posts: 8,661
corey sellers wrote:
On a serious note , How much do you want for the bridge?

I could go halves on a bridge Corey.
That is, if you’re being serious...
KingoftheCove Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 1:25 PM EST
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,645
SharkmanDan wrote:
First off, "Judge not, lest he be judged". I typically DO keep more than a 3 month supply on hand....

Holy chit dude!
What are you some kind of hoarder?
More than a 3 months supply?!
Insane!

Look, they are understaffed and over worked.
IN THESE TIMES........you come in here and complain about your luxury items not being shipped, yet try and disguise it as you providing a public service to those of us who enjoy cbid’s free Forum?
Shame on you
Mcdanielsamuel Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 1:29 PM EST
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Posts: 611
Is there room under the bridge for sleeping? Maybe a van?
SharkmanDan Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 1:29 PM EST
Joined: 04-08-2016
Posts: 7
KingoftheCove wrote:
Holy chit dude!
What are you some kind of hoarder?
More than a 3 months supply?!
Insane!

Look, they are understaffed and over worked.
IN THESE TIMES........you come in here and complain about your luxury items not being shipped, yet try and disguise it has you providing a public service to those of us who enjoy cbid’s free Forum?
Shame on you


GFY!
Mcdanielsamuel Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 1:31 PM EST
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Posts: 611
I'm not sure we can add giphy's in this forum. Might have to use the picture forum.
izonfire Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 1:37 PM EST
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Posts: 8,661
SharkmanDan wrote:
GFY!

Cry Baby Cry

Looky there.
An inline giphy just for you...
Mcdanielsamuel Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 1:38 PM EST
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Dang son! Now I am going to have giphy it up!!!
izonfire Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 1:40 PM EST
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Posts: 8,661
Mcdanielsamuel wrote:
Is there room under the bridge for sleeping? Maybe a van?

Sure McDanSam.

Just be sure to reserve your spot.
Once Corey and I seal this deal, space is going to go quick...
SharkmanDan Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 1:43 PM EST
Joined: 04-08-2016
Posts: 7
ZRX1200 wrote:
I had a similar event recently.


I had lost my debit card and deactivated it, then 2 weeks later I bid (and didn’t lose) a box of cigars. Realizing BEFORE it was processed (as that’s MY FAULT NOT CBID’s) I called the next morning. I was on hold for less than 10 seconds (they have caller ID) and Shana got it straightened out right away. We whispered sweet nothings in each other’s ears and she also mentioned how Victor just pretends to be a nice guy but she really adores me.

My box arrived the next day with a sweet note inside with a lipstick kiss that said “thanks for not being an angry **** like some people”

Don’t know what your problem was.....


Which was close to what I'd done. Only I caught it BEFORE I ever bid. I went to change the info, and it allowed my to change EVERYTHING, except the "Name as it appears on Card". It would not allow me to change it to what actually appears on my card. When the pre-auth happened, I thought it was good, until I got an email, 9-10 days later, saying there was a problem. I called several times, finally getting through after a 2 hour hold (I was driving a couple of hundred miles, and had nothing better to do, anyway). They got it straight, as soon a second I told them. Info is now accurate in their system. Still, they assigned a tracking number, late that night (just after midnight). That was 1:15am on May 13. Tracking shows only "Pre-Shipment info". Nothing has been physically shipped, and tomorrow will complete 2 weeks.
I get that they're busy. But, they can't answer an email, inquiring? The Postal Service has not suspended service, for the past 2 weeks. No Postal carrier has picked up anything? No Postal truck has visited? Something is wrong, and they should at least offer up an excuse. Barring none, and hearing similar stories on Social Media, about them, OVER TIME-not just during Covid 19, I can only presume that they have no intent to ship.
Like I said, tomorrow, after the bank opens from the holiday, I'll dispute it as fraudulent, then report it to the postal inspector as Postal Fraud.
Screw them. I'm not a sycophant so loyal to their low prices, that I'm willing to sell my soul, like a Torry in the Revolution.
SharkmanDan Offline
#19 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 1:44 PM EST
Joined: 04-08-2016
Posts: 7
Juvenile trolls!
izonfire Offline
#20 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 1:47 PM EST
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,661
SharkmanDan wrote:
Juvenile trolls!

We’ve got plenty of seniors here...
Mcdanielsamuel Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 1:49 PM EST
Joined: 04-28-2020
Posts: 611
Full of crap
SharkmanDan wrote:
Juvenile trolls!
corey sellers Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 2:01 PM EST
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Posts: 10,366
I was asking a serious question I was looking for a bridge to buy . I see Izon is interested to help me seal the deal. McDan also wanted a space I am sure more will be interested.

Sunoverbeach Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 2:06 PM EST
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Posts: 14,675
That's "Tory" technically. Torry was your ex GF who left you with the herp and told you to GFY.

You have a valid strategy in warning the public of, in your view, atrocious service. So run with that to Twitter, Facebook, or any number of review sites. The folks who frequent this forum are pretty set in their ways on whether or not they choose to shop here, and whatever story you have to tell isn't going to change that. So kindly pizz off
smokestaxx Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 2:15 PM EST
Joined: 01-27-2012
Posts: 4,214
SharkmanDan wrote:
May 4, I won an auction for a box of cigars. Realizing that the card which I had on file, was with an account I had closed, I went to "My Account" to update to the proper card. It took all of the information, but would not allow me to change my "Name as it appears on my card". The old card had my middle initial, new card had my full middle name. I tried everything to correct this, but it did not take. The following Monday, I checked my online banking, and it showed a pre-authorization for the correct amount. It all looked good. A week later, I got an email saying that there was a problem with my card, and that I chould call. Several lengthy calls over a period of 2 days, later, after a 2-hour hold, I got through. We got the situation resolved, and the purchase was showing as paid. The very next day, I got a confirmation number and tracking number, for my order. That was now the 13th of May. Since then, I have checked tracking every day, and all I get is that the "Pre-shipment information" has been created. It has now been 12 days, and nothing. I've called, and emailed, MANY, MANY times. No answer, nor replies. It is now May 25, and through no fault of my own, my cigars are in limbo.
CigarBid has lost my business, and lost it for good. They have left me no option but to call my bank, tomorrow, and dispute the charge as a fraudulent transaction, since it is fraud to sell something, collect the money, then not ship it. I will also contact the Postmatser, and file a mail fraud claim.
This is a piss-poor way of doing business, and I will make certain that I warn as many people as possible, about CigarBid's fraudulent way of doing "business".

Maybe you should be buying diapers instead of cigars.
ZRX1200 Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 2:39 PM EST
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Posts: 60,630
Juvenile trolls?!!!

At least we’re not pussies.
SharkmanDan Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 2:54 PM EST
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Posts: 7
Tell all y'all cheapskates what. How about you send me YOUR credit card info, to purchase a couple of hundred bucks worth of cigars, then I'll not ship them for a month, even though I tell you, that I shipped them. Let's see, then, how you feel about whining and complaining.
So, that's my last comment you you worthless ****. You can have this fraudulent site, it's all yours. Go worship it, like you do your politicians.
🖕🏼
RMAN4443 Offline
#27 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 2:59 PM EST
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Posts: 7,683
smokestaxx wrote:
Maybe you should be buying diapers instead of cigars.

are those "cigars" he's got there in his diaper???Think
Numismaniac Offline
#28 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 3:03 PM EST
Joined: 01-13-2012
Posts: 12,222
SharkmanDan wrote:
Juvenile trolls!



GOOD GRIEF! Where have they been keeping these chuckleheads?!?!?

Hey, shark man, if you had come onto this forum a few years ago after signing up and had a little thicker skin, you would have likely been gifted far MORE cigar than you are currently complaining about, JUST SAYING!!!



AND, I'm usually a juvenile troll, but I just gave you some great advice, try that on next time instead of judging!!!
Numismaniac Offline
#29 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 3:04 PM EST
Joined: 01-13-2012
Posts: 12,222
SharkmanDan wrote:
Tell all y'all cheapskates what. How about you send me YOUR credit card info, to purchase a couple of hundred bucks worth of cigars, then I'll not ship them for a month, even though I tell you, that I shipped them. Let's see, then, how you feel about whining and complaining.
So, that's my last comment you you worthless ****. You can have this fraudulent site, it's all yours. Go worship it, like you do your politicians.
🖕🏼




OH< and we have a politics forum, WRONG FORUM NOOB!!!! NOW GO AWAY and don't be a "Puss Lurker"! I see a guest, peeking in here, LMAO!
KingoftheCove Offline
#30 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 3:26 PM EST
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,645
Four years Frank!
FOUR YEARS!
And this is what he brings to the table?
In these times?

Did he even bother to at least text once or twice?
izonfire Offline
#31 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 3:30 PM EST
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,661
SharkmanDan wrote:
Tell all y'all cheapskates what. How about you send me YOUR credit card info, to purchase a couple of hundred bucks worth of cigars, then I'll not ship them for a month, even though I tell you, that I shipped them. Let's see, then, how you feel about whining and complaining.
So, that's my last comment you you worthless ****. You can have this fraudulent site, it's all yours. Go worship it, like you do your politicians.
🖕🏼

Don’t go away just yet.
I’m about to climax...
ZRX1200 Offline
#32 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 3:33 PM EST
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Posts: 60,630
https://youtu.be/9M_FlkAiTSo
Numismaniac Offline
#33 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 3:37 PM EST
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Posts: 12,222
DAMN! We're up to 3 guests lurking this post now!


C'MON sign in and enjoy the fun folks!!!
Stogie1020 Offline
#34 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 3:42 PM EST
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 5,379
SharkmanDan wrote:
May 4, I won an auction for a box of cigars. Realizing that the card which I had on file, was with an account I had closed, I went to "My Account" to update to the proper card. It took all of the information, but would not allow me to change my "Name as it appears on my card". The old card had my middle initial, new card had my full middle name. I tried everything to correct this, but it did not take. The following Monday, I checked my online banking, and it showed a pre-authorization for the correct amount. It all looked good. A week later, I got an email saying that there was a problem with my card, and that I chould call. Several lengthy calls over a period of 2 days, later, after a 2-hour hold, I got through. We got the situation resolved, and the purchase was showing as paid. The very next day, I got a confirmation number and tracking number, for my order. That was now the 13th of May. Since then, I have checked tracking every day, and all I get is that the "Pre-shipment information" has been created. It has now been 12 days, and nothing. I've called, and emailed, MANY, MANY times. No answer, nor replies. It is now May 25, and through no fault of my own, my cigars are in limbo.
CigarBid has lost my business, and lost it for good. They have left me no option but to call my bank, tomorrow, and dispute the charge as a fraudulent transaction, since it is fraud to sell something, collect the money, then not ship it. I will also contact the Postmatser, and file a mail fraud claim.
This is a piss-poor way of doing business, and I will make certain that I warn as many people as possible, about CigarBid's fraudulent way of doing "business".



hey Sharkman...

I had EXACTLY the same thing happen to me! I tried to buy a box of cigars using your credit card and won the auction, but the shipment has not arrived yet and it's been nearly a month.



When I use izonfire's card (he orders a lot so he doesn't notice my occasional box of amazing Gurkha Warpigs!) I usually get the order delivered same-day (or maybe next-day if CBid had a serious smasher party that night and everyone is a little groggy).



In all honesty, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
izonfire Offline
#35 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 3:48 PM EST
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Posts: 8,661
💦💦💦

Ahhhhh, that was good.
Now fucque off BabySharkMan...
danmdevries Offline
#36 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 3:59 PM EST
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Posts: 17,460
KingoftheCove wrote:
Four years Frank!
FOUR YEARS!
And this is what he brings to the table?
In these times?

Did he even bother to at least text once or twice?


Some of them you just would rather not hear from again. Not talking
corey sellers Offline
#37 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 4:09 PM EST
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Posts: 10,366
That applies here will not even let me buy the bridge he was selling.
Dg west deptford Offline
#38 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 4:46 PM EST
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Count me in on the bridge!
I love this guy, haven't giggled so hard in a minute
Pm me your addy sharky I'll send you 5er of my well cared for junk that none here would smoke but you may love! You got us all nervous about your running out!
Seriously though on the bridge don't cut me out here just cuz I'm late to the thread.
Pudding Mittens Offline
#39 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 4:57 PM EST
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Posts: 1,291
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UNACCEPTABLE! Blah bLah blAh blaH OUTRAGE! Blah bLah LONG-WINDED ANGRY RANT! blAh blaH UNFORGIVABLE! Blah bLah OTHER RETAILERS ARE BETTER! blAh blaH OUTRAGE! Blah bLah blAh blaH UNACCEPTABLE! Blah bLah blAh blaH INDIGNANT!! Blah bLah blAh blaH LONG-WINDED ANGRY RANT! Blah bLah blAh blaH Blah bLah blAh OTHER RETAILERS WOULD DROP EVERYTHING AND TELEPORT MY ORDER TO ME WITHIN MERE SECONDS! blaH Blah bLah blAh blaH! OUTRAGE! blah BLAH BLAH blah WASTING HEAPS OF FORUM SPACE! blah BLAH blAH blah....
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corey sellers Offline
#40 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 5:03 PM EST
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I got you Dg I put you on the list . I agree hell I will send some also if he's running out lord we don't want that to happen . Lord forbid if he found another place to buy gurkhas how would they keep the lights on for all of us.
Pudding Mittens Offline
#41 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 5:07 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
I agree hell I will send some also if he's running out lord we don't want that to happen . Lord forbid if he found another place to buy gurkhas how would they keep the lights on for all of us.

Ever think it might just be a clever plot to get people to send him free cigars? Heh-heh-heh. Could be!
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corey sellers Offline
#42 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 5:12 PM EST
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Pudding I ain't send **** until my bridge is bought so all us trolls have a place to hang out and herf.
izonfire Offline
#43 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 5:22 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Pudding I ain't send **** until my bridge is bought so all us trolls have a place to hang out and herf.

We’re gonna get our fucquin bridge Corey.
You can count on it...
Pudding Mittens Offline
#44 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 5:22 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Pudding I ain't send **** until my bridge is bought so all us trolls have a place to hang out and herf.

As Robert Plant once asked, "Where's that confounded bridge?"
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tonygraz Online
#45 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 5:27 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,292
With a name like SharmanDan and a questionable credit card, I wouldn't send you any cigars either. Hopefully you will be gone, but as I told my 2nd wife several times "Don't let the door hit you in the azz on the way out" before she finally left. And like her, we won't miss you at all.
corey sellers Offline
#46 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 5:39 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,366
Izon I just want our bridge he said he had a bridge now no bridge what the phug don't be playing with the trolls we like bridges dammit and goats haha.
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#47 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 6:31 PM EST
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Posts: 8,661
corey sellers wrote:
Izon I just want our bridge he said he had a bridge now no bridge what the phug don't be playing with the trolls we like bridges dammit and goats haha.

Another complaining bitch shows up here with empty promises.
Fucque that guy Corey. We don’t need him.

We’ll find our place under our bridge to herf and hang.
Not to worry. I guarantee it brother.

DREAM BIG...
Mr. Jones Offline
#48 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 6:40 PM EST
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Posts: 19,451
A "three month supply of cigars" ...

I
S

W.E.A.K.

&

GHEY...

I have 3 fourty five to Fiffy Five QT RUBBERMAID COOLIDORS FILLED WITH CIGARS ( OR what you call
Sticks)...

I never run out...

E.V.E.R.


I LOVE C-BID...

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

"IN THESE TIMES"..

THIS IS SOOOOOO....

W
E
A
K


Cry 👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶
😂😂😂😂😂😘😘😘😘😭😭😭😭😭🤬🤬🤬🤬
izonfire Offline
#49 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 6:43 PM EST
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,661
Right on Mr Jones!
You’re sitting on a gold mine of Parodi Kings...
corey sellers Offline
#50 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 7:52 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,366
Will you share Jonesy

We are eyes on me
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