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DrafterX Offline
#101 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 1:12 PM EST
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duck..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#102 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 1:14 PM EST
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No soup for tee!
MACS Offline
#103 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 2:00 PM EST
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I got some chikens n dumplins soup... prolly needs more chikens, though.

Eeeesokay... I gots a rotisserie chikens, too.
tonygraz Offline
#104 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 2:04 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
duck..?? Huh


That was the other day when you weren't peeking.
Notthe1 Offline
#105 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 2:49 PM EST
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Good afternoon Fellas.
Gene363 Offline
#106 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 2:55 PM EST
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Replacement compressor number two sh|t the bed, but was restricted by the pro technician. Turns out a connection was reversed on the replacement. Now we really do have heat again.
Stogie1020 Offline
#107 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 3:29 PM EST
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Back in November I posted in the Halloween 500 that I saw a flight of MI-24 Hinds fly over my house in AZ. Even I thought I was a little crazy.

Turns out I wasn't...


https://www.dm.af.mil/Media/Article-View/Article/2059483/maneuvering-into-readiness/fbclid/IwAR1oRFHeCP6A5kk4Je45vW1XW6sRhfERnVHnmsuMBKEMpBr63rc4RpLKmV8/

Cool.
HockeyDad Offline
#108 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 4:04 PM EST
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Rambo would have shot it down.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#109 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 4:08 PM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
Back in November I posted in the Halloween 500 that I saw a flight of MI-24 Hinds fly over my house in AZ. Even I thought I was a little crazy.

Turns out I wasn't...


https://www.dm.af.mil/Media/Article-View/Article/2059483/maneuvering-into-readiness/fbclid/IwAR1oRFHeCP6A5kk4Je45vW1XW6sRhfERnVHnmsuMBKEMpBr63rc4RpLKmV8/

Cool.


The US military has had them for desert training since the 80's! We were training for a war against the USSR in Afghanistan waaaay back then.
Stogie1020 Offline
#110 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 4:15 PM EST
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Honestly, I was just surprised to see them flying over my house!
MACS Offline
#111 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 4:36 PM EST
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Seems like the trash guy never picked up trash on my whole cul-de-sac. Pretty much everywhere else in the neighborhood the buckets were emptied. Mad

Trash day is Tuesday...
delta1 Offline
#112 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 4:45 PM EST
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ours got emptied today...
CelticBomber Offline
#113 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 4:50 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
That all beers would taste heavenly!
That all whiskey would be inexpensive!
That all fish would be easy to catch!
That Cuban cigars would be readily available at ALL 7-Elevens, even if the owner was of Indian or Pakistani descent!!

Hey... MLK dreamed big (though some MF'ers don't like being judged by the content of their character) I figured I'd dream big too, in honor of Doctor King.



How to know the forum you're on is full of old guys....

They dream of beer.
They dream of whiskey.
They dream of cigars.
They dream of fishing.
They don't have any dreams about hot easy women.


Well, not on MY watch!

I dream of Hot Easy Women who will actually fetch me those other things.
MACS Offline
#114 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 4:51 PM EST
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Spoke with the trash company... they're sending a truck. Might be today, but by end of day tomorrow fuh sho... so they said.
MACS Offline
#115 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 4:53 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
How to know the forum you're on is full of old guys....

They dream of beer.
They dream of whiskey.
They dream of cigars.
They dream of fishing.
They don't have any dreams about hot easy women.


Well, not on MY watch!

I dream of Hot Easy Women who will actually fetch me those other things.



You don't have one of those? Well, my bad if I left that out. I got one.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#116 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 4:56 PM EST
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Ditto. Except the cigars. Says she doesn't want to encourage bad habits. Though she did buy me one for my Bday. She's starting to crumble
8trackdisco Offline
#117 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 5:54 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
Have some lime or orange JELLO !Anxious


He’s Irish?
teedubbya Offline
#118 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 5:56 PM EST
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Unleashing the kraakkan
HockeyDad Offline
#119 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 6:00 PM EST
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Oh no
teedubbya Offline
#120 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 6:22 PM EST
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Started replacing all the inner workings of my toilet. Perhaps I should’ve started about an hour earlier.
teedubbya Offline
#121 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 6:22 PM EST
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The other ones on the other side of the house and that’s a long run
MACS Offline
#122 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 6:27 PM EST
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You're posting from the hopper, aren't you?
danmdevries Offline
#123 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 6:28 PM EST
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Back to work
HockeyDad Offline
#124 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 6:28 PM EST
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There’s alway a Home Depot bucket around somewhere.
teedubbya Offline
#125 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 6:31 PM EST
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Not on the throne while posting. Maybe later.
teedubbya Offline
#126 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 6:32 PM EST
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Korky vs fluidmaster. What say you?
MACS Offline
#127 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 7:01 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Korky vs fluidmaster. What say you?


Fluidmaster. Korky's cheap crap.
frankj1 Offline
#128 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 7:23 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Spoke with the trash company... they're sending a truck. Might be today, but by end of day tomorrow fuh sho... so they said.

any chance they were backed up a day due to MLK Day like the rest of the nation?
frankj1 Offline
#129 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 7:24 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Not on the throne while posting. Maybe later.

TLC calls it tinkle poop in the latter stages.
She hates it, I can't stop laughing.
Jsnyder147 Offline
#130 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 7:29 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
How to know the forum you're on is full of old guys....

They dream of beer.
They dream of whiskey.
They dream of cigars.
They dream of fishing.
They don't have any dreams about hot easy women.




This just made my day.
teedubbya Offline
#131 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 7:38 PM EST
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Holy ****
opelmanta1900 Offline
#132 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 7:45 PM EST
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Don't drag holiness into what you just did...
teedubbya Offline
#133 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 7:47 PM EST
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I was done until I wiped. It was like a fountain drink button. All I did was touch it.

15 minutes until I drink dose #2. Pun intended.
MACS Offline
#134 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 7:49 PM EST
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Like you've never done this before.

I laughed when my wife did it. Then I had to do it... and I have to do it again before she does. d'oh!

It's the worst part of the whole ordeal... purging your entire digestive tract.
Gene363 Offline
#135 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 7:51 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Holy ****


Flushed with happiness?
frankj1 Offline
#136 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 8:10 PM EST
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I kinda enjoy it.
delta1 Offline
#137 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 8:47 PM EST
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great way to lose two-three pounds
teedubbya Offline
#138 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 9:05 PM EST
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2-3 pounds? I think I’m up to 20 pounds lost tonight. Good good. I keep waiting to see a license plate and some hubba bubba from the 80s or bubs daddy from the 70s. Maybe some bazooka.
MACS Offline
#139 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 9:06 PM EST
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And gain it right back with your first post-op meal...
teedubbya Offline
#140 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 9:06 PM EST
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Speaking of bazookas.... brb
MACS Offline
#141 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 9:17 PM EST
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FIRE IN THE HOLE!!
teedubbya Offline
#142 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 9:23 PM EST
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What did I miss?
teedubbya Offline
#143 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 10:10 PM EST
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Dear God, I do not believe I have anymore to give. Oops guess I was wrong BRB
teedubbya Offline
#144 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 10:10 PM EST
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Dear God, I do not believe I have anymore to give. Oops guess I was wrong BRB
Sunoverbeach Offline
#145 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 10:28 PM EST
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Double post, or two rounds? Think
frankj1 Offline
#146 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 10:36 PM EST
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don't ask.
teedubbya Offline
#147 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 10:41 PM EST
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More than 2
teedubbya Offline
#148 Posted: Wed, Jan 20 2021, 10:41 PM EST
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This is unholy
danmdevries Offline
#149 Posted: Thu, Jan 21 2021, 1:57 AM EST
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Happy Thursday fellas
Sunoverbeach Offline
#150 Posted: Thu, Jan 21 2021, 6:38 AM EST
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I like to think of it as almost Friday
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