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Thinks everyone is after his lucky charms.

Prolly smokin' meth and paranoid and hallucinating. Just sayin'...

Pretty sure he would let Drafter into his lucky charms.

Keep trying to tell that silly rabbit d*cks are for chicks.

Humanism or atheism is a wonderful philosophy of life as long as you are big, strong, and between the ages of eighteen and thirty-five. But watch out if you are in a lifeboat and there are others who are younger, bigger, or smarter.

Again you attack Christians without cause. Troll.

Did I say anything about Christianity?

Are you so dim as to not understand that you would hope to be surrounded by God fearing, merciful men in such a situation?

For someone who incessantly brags of intelligence you present quite parochial. Even emotionally impaired.

So I shouldn't assume I'm on this hypothetical boat with Christians when a saved Christian uses a quote from a Christian of history to attack an atheist?
Ok, who else is on the boat with me if not Christians?

The quote itself says I should be worried about the other's on the boat... am I wrong about that assumption?

Are you saying I should be ok with your incessant attacks on atheists and those who don't practice dogma like the heretics of old?

I'm unsure of the origin, I only heard that I said something to make him mad, way back when.

Never did find out what it was...

Anyway, he decided to jump on board when a few were pouncing on me out of the blue,

so when I see him say something like: "I wish someone would kill my mom's dog, I can't do it cause they'll be mad at me" or something like that... (see the recent news of a death of a puppy :(

Normally, I would hold off on saying something to someone that said something like that within context, but because he likes to jump in and swipe at me all the time... I have to call him out on it...

Izon is a puppy murder, if not, at least a conspirator.

I have to conclude that Izon hates puppies.

Ya, some big words in that intro... definitely big words.... isn't it like 10 minutes to Wapner or something?

Rod Sterling was the shiznit. Smoking unfiltered cigs, some say, about 3-4 packs a day. You'd have to have iron lungs to to that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9njUk2EQwA

Sexty NINE!

Chesterfields, "They're Mild - and yet they Satisfy"

The other similarly interesting series, The Outer Limits.

Well, it’s very simple Palama.

I noticed the self-professed “King of the Trolls” ripping on people around here.
So I thought, hmmm, let’s try a little something.
I ripped on him a bit, and sure as schitt, the fuquer couldn’t handle it.
Turns out, all behavior leads to the diagnosis of fragile, hypocritical, delusional, desperate narcissist.

Who’da thought we’d get one to call our own???

In fact... I was very careful not to say anything to or about your soft azz for months... then you decided to get brave when three other people were rippin on me... you showed how p*ssy you truly are .. and let's be real ... you are a p*ssy... anyone who knows... knows (and there really is a bunch of us on here that know lmfao, that's what makes this so f*cking funny... we're such a small group, wouldn't surprise me if almost everyone knew about it).

Who's going to save you from mean old bgz now? I don't see anyone lining up to play captain saveaho for your scraggly b*tch azz.

All that previous sh*t was talked half asleep on the toilet.... had to take a sh*t in the middle imof the night... hate that.


Anyway... I have to ask...

Why are you lying when so many people know the truth?

That's what I thought.

Think about that sh*t next time you're thinking about jumping on the pile.

Is that true that I attacked you? Or that I do so incessantly?

If so what is truth for you?
Where do you even get truth in your worldview?
Is that question an attack on Atheists or Atheism?

Just FYI, I know nothing about anyone else already beating on a special needs incontinent kid in the school yard.
I just jumped in cause you spouting off again as pinky the abortionist, not ashamed at all to boast about how smaaaaarrrrrrt you are all the while making an azzhat of yourself

Oooooh... now who is rage quitting?

Many of us ARE having fun. You're too busy being an ass freakin' hole to experience it.

Step off your victim pedestal for a moment. Join the fun.

Sometimes I gotta poop or pee in the middle of the night... I'm old, it happens... but not one freakin' time have I looked at my phone. Not once.

I like it when you drink Shawn...........you a real muthafuqqa all the time but your grammars better drunk

My filter sucks when I'm sober. Lemme have a couple and I have NO filter... and no shame... and give no sh*ts.

I'm an ass. Been an ass for a long damn time. But I would be willing to wager that the vast majority of people on this forum who have met me in person will tell you I am a good guy. Big mouth. Bigger heart.

I'm good with it.

You mean everyone here?

Glad you found your safe place.

You've shown your colors, I've just called them out.

You're a mooch, you're insecure, you lie, you gaslight, you shame...

Ya, you fit in here just fine.

I think I know what it was that p*ssed you off... no worries... nobody left here will call you out on anything.

It's not a rage quit... it's just a turn and walk the other way.

Well, my first line of business as king is to raise a glass and make a toast to all you merry fuquers who enjoy a smoke and a drink while engaging in joyous lighthearted banter with your fellow BOTL.

CHEERS!!! 🥃

If you're King, can I make a request?

I demand that all Tuperware type of container things have standard sizes. Lids fit with bottoms no matter who makes them. We can have a few different sizes like a square one, a larger bowl one, a rectangle one, a small one for condiments and so forth.

I demand that Tuperware, Betty Crocker, Rubbermaid and all the other generic container makers need to sit down in one room to hash it out. Lock them in a room until they decide on a universal system of of lids that mate with bottoms no matter who makes them.

In my opinion, this issue is of greater concern than global warming, climate change, price of oil, interest rates, ring gauge of cigars, shoe size or whatever.

Let get serious on standardizing containers for leftovers.

I just wish they'd make it so the tops quit disappearing into the cosmos. How is it even possible to have 6 containers with only two lids left? It's worse than pairs of socks

This is the Schoolyard, so my semi-pacifist ashe knows exactly how this might go. At the same time, I don't really give a **** much on how much I am loathed or loved.

Seems like things are devolving into World Wrestling Entertainment on the boards. It flies in the face of Frank's MCGA request.

We've lost a lot of people here over the years, many of which I didn't agree with, but had interesting or different perspectives. In the rearview mirror, I likely had something to do with some of the departures directly or indicrectly.

The Woke World of the last couple of years sowed so much anger and resentment- and manufacturing Hate, that these forums seem to be the alamo for people right of center. This is where they unload. This is their therapy. Don't need a filter, don't want a filter, drink through the filter.

I miss some of them. Left and Right. TW, erkwgs, Bloody Spaniard, Victor80infinity, Opel and may others I have forgotten.

If the WWE style, race to be the biggest mouth/opinion/offender continues, it will eventually get down to ten large Christian, gun-owning, angry at the world, high blood pressured, cholesterol challenged, overweight, diabetic, republican reptiles snapping at each other until there is nothing left to eat.

Yes, I check more than a few of the boxes outlined above. And if I decide to, I could probably make it into the Caustic, Bitter Ashhole Top Ten main event if I decided to. But it simply isn't good for my soul.

(into Schoolyard Mode for a moment).
Ya'll are Poopyheads.

You make a strong argument for your case, one that I can't deny. I don't think we are limited to one request per person nor limited to one person who can make requests.

Both the storage container issue and the hotdog/bun mismatch can and should be high on the king's list of executive orders to be implemented within the first 100 days of power.

Double NINE!s