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izonfire Offline
#101 Posted: Tue, Mar 29 2022, 11:58 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
What's the process for coups and related items, beheadings for example.

Asking for a friend Anxious

Public disembowelment is a preferred method,
But beheadings are always held close to my heart…
izonfire Offline
#102 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 12:11 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
…………………………some thoughtful and well reasoned sentiments………………………….

You can wear Papa’s jacket once in a while,
But you can’t fill his trousers…

8trackdisco wrote:
If the WWE style, race to be the biggest mouth/opinion/offender continues, it will eventually get down to ten large Christian, gun-owning, angry at the world, high blood pressured, cholesterol challenged, overweight, diabetic, republican reptiles snapping at each other until there is nothing left to eat.

………………

Hey, I’ve only got the gun-owning portion covered.
I’ve got a lot of work to do…
izonfire Offline
#103 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 12:33 AM EST
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Worthy of sympathy???

He was obsessed with me.
He was schitting all over the forum.
I requested that he move on.
He chose to incessantly troll me after nearly all my posts.

He was begging for my attention.
So I gave it to him…
bgz Offline
#104 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 7:53 AM EST
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K, last post... you idiots deserve to be lead by this sh*t tard.

Just go look at the graveyard the politics section is...

For the record, this dumb mother f*cker didn't make me rage... I'm leaving the same reason all the other smart people left.

Cause everyone left here that participates in the politics section is a close minded f*ck with the most smartest of you being the bat sh*t RayRay... think that through for a minute... the most mentally stimulating among everyone that's left is that idiot.

So no... this stupid f*ck you crowned king didn't make me rage... he just made me see how pointless this place has become...
izonfire Offline
#105 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 7:59 AM EST
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Yes!!!!!!

Rage quit, then a rage return, then a rage quit again!!!!!
Cursing Cursing Cursing Cursing Cursing Cursing Cursing

Adios, my friend…
bgz Offline
#106 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 8:07 AM EST
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You're a brain dead sh*t bag... you're not my friend....

And you lie... and for anyone that cares... it's easy to see you for what you are if people just pay attention.

I'll just leave this here, there's something in common with those who like to come at me all the time and draw my ire.. people think it's me? It's not... there really is something wrong with the minds I poke at... mine is just a curiosity thing.

See ya Jester King.
bgz Offline
#107 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 8:12 AM EST
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For the record... there are people I still like and respect here...

They just don't post enough to make it worth it... look around. It really is a graveyard here.
BuckyB93 Offline
#108 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 8:16 AM EST
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Is this the "I'm quitting 500" thread?
BuckyB93 Offline
#109 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 8:16 AM EST
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One Oh NINE!
Gene363 Offline
#110 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 8:17 AM EST
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It's DL time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBDui6ebbtI
bgz Offline
#111 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 8:27 AM EST
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For the record... Bucky isn't one of them... I wanted to like Bucky... I really did... he just makes that difficult.... maybe if he spent more time being Craig and less time being Bucky.

Yes... I'm long winded with goodbyes... enjoy your dumb azz antivaxer pseudo intellectuals, your anarchist ideology pumper, and those who just truly want to believe these idiots are right.

I really do think you guys can turn this graveyard around... I mean, how can you fail with your appointed leadership!!!

I might check back in the morning to say goodbye one last time, but I probably won't... I think I did enough to p*ss off your new leadership this morning.
izonfire Offline
#112 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 8:30 AM EST
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That’s it!!!!!
Screw you a$$holes!!!!!!
I’m gone forever!!!!!!!!!!!!

… but one more thing…
Brick wall
bgz Offline
#113 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 8:39 AM EST
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You guys really don't gaf about this place do you?

That's sad... don't forgret to tithe your new king.
BuckyB93 Offline
#114 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 8:48 AM EST
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Not sure who the new king is but I hope he can fix the tuperware and hotdog things for us.

After that, maybe he can build the world a home and furnish it with love, grow apple trees and honey bees and snow white turtle doves...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlR0KElxxVg
MACS Offline
#115 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 8:49 AM EST
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I really don't understand your logic, Ben. You make it a POINT to get under people's skin. You straight up say that's your job around here... and then some of them get under yours and we don't care about the forum?

That's a head-scratcher.
RMAN4443 Offline
#116 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 8:58 AM EST
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Damn, all of a sudden, I want a Coke...and a smile Think
dkeage Offline
#117 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 9:02 AM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Damn, all of a sudden, I want a Coke...and a smile. And a Snickers Think

bgz Offline
#118 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 9:05 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
I really don't understand your logic, Ben. You make it a POINT to get under people's skin. You straight up say that's your job around here... and then some of them get under yours and we don't care about the forum?

That's a head-scratcher.


Yeah... look around Shawn... it's just the like minded fell in the RayRay trap... that's all that's left in the politics section... I know when to surrender.

All my buddies are gone (you're a good dude imo)...

All that's left is incessant DMV spam and RayR drivel, with a little bit of Bucky the antivaxer.

You want to know if that bugs me... yeah, it does.
ZRX1200 Offline
#119 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 9:09 AM EST
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I’m not your buddy anymore?

😮
BuckyB93 Offline
#120 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 9:12 AM EST
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Did someone hurt bgz's feelings? Maybe it's "that time of the month" where he gets all emotional and stuff.
izonfire Offline
#121 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 9:23 AM EST
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OK.

One more thing.

But then that’s it!!!
I’m gone for good!!!!!

FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sayanara muthafuquas!!!!!!!
ZRX1200 Offline
#122 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 9:34 AM EST
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You betta don’t.
bgz Offline
#123 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 9:35 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I’m not your buddy anymore?

😮


You're still my buddy Z!
ZRX1200 Offline
#124 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 9:59 AM EST
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Posts: 60,606
WOOT WOOT!!!

remember if it doesn’t feel right and you’ve tried lube maybe it ain’t right.

P.S
MACS has some lube he’d probably lend you
frankj1 Offline
#125 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 11:25 AM EST
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stick around, Ben.

Misc can still be funny, good booze talk, sports, stupid things that happen in Florida, etc.
Cigar forums too.
frankj1 Offline
#126 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 11:31 AM EST
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8track wrote:
I miss some of them. Left and Right. TW, erkwgs, Bloody Spaniard, Victor80infinity, Opel and may others I have forgotten.


been thinking about this recently...

buckwheat
dstieger
rumrunner or rumraider (had the beer hall girl as his avatar)
pdxstogieman
riverdawg
smokemonkey

etc.
frankj1 Offline
#127 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 11:32 AM EST
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daQueenbeez! she left and the cafe never reopened.
HockeyDad Offline
#128 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 11:58 AM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
You make a strong argument for your case, one that I can't deny. I don't think we are limited to one request per person nor limited to one person who can make requests.

Both the storage container issue and the hotdog/bun mismatch can and should be high on the king's list of executive orders to be implemented within the first 100 days of power.

Double NINE!s


You guys worry about hot dogs and Tupperware while we are in the midst of a global climate change existential threat!?

I’m outraged.
Stogie1020 Offline
#129 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 12:07 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
You guys worry about hot dogs and Tupperware while we are in the midst of a global climate change existential threat!?

I’m outraged.



It's OK, as usual we have 12 years to solve it before we all vaporize.

Now the hot dogs/buns issue, we gotta get that fixed STAT.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#130 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 12:16 PM EST
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The Tupperware issue is integral to climate change. If the various parts wouldn't disappear into a black hole, we'd be able to keep matching sets that bested perfectly and we wouldn't need to buy new Tupperware, cutting down on plastics production across the industry. The time for Tupperware reform is now!
RMAN4443 Offline
#131 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 12:24 PM EST
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What about the REALLY IMPORTANT stuff?

Left Twix or Right Twix, I can not tell the difference...is it just me? Brick wall
Palama Offline
#132 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 2:06 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Damn, all of a sudden, I want a Coke...and a smile Think


A root beer float sounds better. Beer
Gene363 Offline
#133 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 2:13 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
A root beer float sounds better. Beer


It does, haven't had one in a long time. Beer
HockeyDad Offline
#134 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 2:16 PM EST
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Is BGZ still here?

I had a question about quantum physics.

Bazinga
Palama Offline
#135 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 2:19 PM EST
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LeeBot wrote:
This is your request?!! You can ask the king for anything, and you focus on THIS while they are STILL putting 10 hotdogs in a pack, but only 8 buns in a pack?!! Where are your priorities man? Do you know how many F-ing Wonderbread hotdogs I've had to eat in my life because of this chit?


Fake news! ram27bat

Not everyone buys hot dogs to pair with a bun. Some people just like to eat hot dogs…or put them into their pork ‘n beans or chili ‘n beans. And, just about every major hot dog brand sells 8-packs so iffin’ you’re buying a 10-pack of dogs and an 8-bun bag, you’re not shopping right. Not talking

Or the store you go to are idjits and their deli buyer can’t count.

Or a little bit of both. Gonz
MACS Offline
#136 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 3:41 PM EST
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I think it's 8 dogs and 6 buns.

Either way... they should match up.
plinytheelder Offline
#137 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 5:21 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I think it's 8 dogs and 6 buns.

Either way... they should match up.


They do match up.

They've made the hotdogs shorter than the buns for a long time now. You have to take the other 2 hotdogs, cut them into thirds, and put the extra third in your bun to completely fill it.

Glad I could help.
RMAN4443 Offline
#138 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 5:46 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
A root beer float sounds better. Beer

hmmmmmmm, that does sound better...and I happen to have some A&W rootbeer and
vanilla ice cream in stockDrool
Sunoverbeach Offline
#139 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 5:56 PM EST
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If you've got a Red Robin near you, you can have bottomless root beer floats. Mrs. Beach has looked at me a little cross-eyed once or twice. It's not that I NEED 5 root beer floats. I'm just trying to get the most value for my money
frankj1 Offline
#140 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 6:43 PM EST
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no fighting outrage!
I thought this was the fightin' 500.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#141 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 6:47 PM EST
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Fine, poopyhead!
LeeBot Offline
#142 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 7:11 PM EST
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SOB is a ***** and a **** and a *** when he **** on the ***. And while we're at it, he ********** in ***** every ***** time he ******** like a ******** but doesn't ***** ****** or ****.
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#143 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 7:13 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
If you've got a Red Robin near you, you can have bottomless root beer floats. Mrs. Beach has looked at me a little cross-eyed once or twice. It's not that I NEED 5 root beer floats. I'm just trying to get the most value for my money


Yep.... I'd likely do the same.
8trackdisco Offline
#144 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 7:14 PM EST
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And ya'll poopyheads!

(almost forgot this was the Mean Gir Guys thread).
LeeBot Offline
#145 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 7:15 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Fake news! ram27bat

Not everyone buys hot dogs to pair with a bun. Some people just like to eat hot dogs…or put them into their pork ‘n beans or chili ‘n beans. And, just about every major hot dog brand sells 8-packs so iffin’ you’re buying a 10-pack of dogs and an 8-bun bag, you’re not shopping right. Not talking

Or the store you go to are idjits and their deli buyer can’t count.

Or a little bit of both. Gonz


An 8 pack of hotdogs! That's un-American. I don't think I have ever seen that. Not on the East Coast. Maybe y'all just have better hotdog manufacturers out West. Figures.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#146 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 7:25 PM EST
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Regular Oscar Meyer is a 10er. The bun length and some other specialty versions come in 8. All the Vienna Beef are 8 packs. Nathan's Famous are 8 packs. Think maybe you have those on the east coast ya poopyhead
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#147 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 8:35 PM EST
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LeeBot wrote:
SOB is a gentleman and a scholar and a god when he turns on the charm. And while we're at it, he bathes in tears every damn time he sings like an angel but doesn't take chit or quit.

FIFY and thank you for your kind words.






But this is the fightin' thread ya poopyhead!
Palama Offline
#148 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 10:15 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
hmmmmmmm, that does sound better...and I happen to have some A&W rootbeer and
vanilla ice cream in stockDrool


We gots some A&W RB and vanilla ice cream too. ThumpUp

Unfortunately temps and humidity haven’t been too high lately so gonna wait till it warms up to about 84 degrees and 75% humidity before making one.
Palama Offline
#149 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 10:20 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
If you've got a Red Robin near you, you can have bottomless root beer floats. Mrs. Beach has looked at me a little cross-eyed once or twice. It's not that I NEED 5 root beer floats. I'm just trying to get the most value for my money


No Red Robin in Hawaii OUTRAGE! ram27bat
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#150 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 10:31 PM EST
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Well if it helps, the doctor has strongly discouraged 80oz of root beer float in one seating, or at all for that matter. This restriction has been adopted into the official Gospel of Mrs. Beach.

So, better to have Red Robined and lost, or to have never Red Robined at all?
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