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Gene363 Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 2:12 PM EST
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Can we all stop and appreciate the fact that the straight lib guys are gonna have to suck a dick to prove they are not bigots.

Jersey Noah tweeted:

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To lose attraction to someone after learning their body parts are genitals are not what you expected is transphobic. What if, and just hear me out, what if we didn't assume anyone's body parts and stopped reducing everyone to the genitals?
ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 3:04 PM EST
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I’m ashamed that Teedubya isn’t around for this…..
Brewha Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 4:13 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
Can we all stop and appreciate the fact that the straight lib guys are gonna have to suck a dick to prove they are not bigots.

Jersey Noah tweeted:


I know you are not a straight lib guy, but you're gonna prove anyway, right?
RayR Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 4:19 PM EST
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Agree with Z, it's a shame Teedubya isn't around for this.

Speaking of transphobic, you wanna know what I saw today at Walmart.
It was a dude with no boobage wearing a bikini top and girlie shorts. I know he was a dude because he had hairy legs and dark facial hair like he didn't shave in 3 days.
If he was trying to identify as a hideous woman, he was doing a chitty job at it except for the hideous part. He looked nervous and self-conscious too, like: "are they staring at me?" Anxious, "why are they staring at me?" Anxious
Sunoverbeach Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 4:26 PM EST
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Prolly lost a bet
Gene363 Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 4:31 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
I know you are not a straight lib guy, but you're gonna prove anyway, right?


Sorry to disappoint, there are two genders, either one straight or gay and about 465 other instances of mental disorders, if that make me transphobic, I'm completely out of fucks.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 4:46 PM EST
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I'm attracted to vagina. It might be easier if I had some say in the say in the matter, but it's just how I was born. I wish people would just accept that.

Also, if you're asexual, are you ultra bigoted because you hate all the genitals?
Dg west deptford Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 7:13 PM EST
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I may play in the ladies only poker tournament

I'm a lesbian

A top for sure & as Bull as they come.

Ok I apologize
Brewha Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 7:28 PM EST
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Dg west deptford wrote:
I may play in the ladies only poker tournament

I'm a lesbian

A top for sure & as Bull as they come.

Ok I apologize

Ok - you had me total convinced for a moment there….
Major Boobage Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 7:59 PM EST
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I’m whoever and whatever you want me to be since facts are a thing of the past.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 8:27 PM EST
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Now you just sound like a hooker
Major Boobage Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 8:35 PM EST
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If that is what you want
Sunoverbeach Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 8:50 PM EST
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Exactly
Major Boobage Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 8:55 PM EST
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You know I am you. Just admit it already.
ZRX1200 Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 9:04 PM EST
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We only have two mental cases here and one has been accusing the other.
Major Boobage Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 10:21 PM EST
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This has gone too far. I will confess.

I am














teedubbya


And I can prove it.
Major Boobage Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 10:23 PM EST
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I am an expert.
I cry when I masturbate
I’m gay and black but claim to be Republican.


Case closed. Now I have to scamper away.

And I almost forgot.

I’m sorry.
Major Boobage Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 10:23 PM EST
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I am so ashamed.
bgz Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 10:27 PM EST
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I KNEW IT!!!
Major Boobage Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 10:27 PM EST
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Me too.
Major Boobage Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 10:31 PM EST
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Victor convinced me to confess in the name of god.
bgz Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 10:38 PM EST
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Do you feel more enlightened now?
Major Boobage Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 10:38 PM EST
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Not really.
Major Boobage Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 10:44 PM EST
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This time I’m serious though.

I have a small cox.
bgz Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Aug 18 2022, 12:11 AM EST
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But I know that you joke about that stuff... they're never going to buy that.

They might start to think you're Celtic or something... but never who you say you are.

That would just be too easy...

You might have to admit to giving Ron a big d*cked blow up doll or something...

Oops, obviously I know that one too.

I surrender, I tried.
Speyside2 Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Aug 18 2022, 7:03 AM EST
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Apology accepted.
Speyside2 Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Aug 18 2022, 7:08 AM EST
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NOT!
Major Boobage Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Aug 18 2022, 8:17 AM EST
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Greetings fellow earthlings

Signed

Mr. Jones
Major Boobage Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Aug 18 2022, 8:33 AM EST
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Major Boobage why can’t I convince them you are not me?
frankj1 Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Aug 18 2022, 10:20 AM EST
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Major Boobage wrote:
This time I’m serious though.

I have a small cox.

so what you're saying is that tw has been rayray all these years?

did you get small cox from an infected blanket?
bgz Offline
#31 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 8:32 AM EST
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I'm going to try to be hard stuck on my beliefs like many of my fellow cbidders...

Celtic is Boobage.

Rumor has it that he has a little d*ck, he's gay and thinks he's a democrat, but he's actually a republican according to modern leftist theory and ya...

That's my evidence.
RayR Offline
#32 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 8:46 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
so what you're saying is that tw has been rayray all these years?

did you get small cox from an infected blanket?


He can always go to Boston Children's Hospital and get one of those socialist phallic implants like you did.
bgz Offline
#33 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 8:50 AM EST
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Wtf you talking about?????? That's all Frank dawg.... every last foot.
RayR Offline
#34 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 9:03 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
Wtf you talking about?????? That's all Frank dawg.... every last foot.


Ah...so you intimately know Franks parts eh? How many bromance partners does Frankie have?
God is going to strike you all with the MONKEYPOX.🐒🐵
Sunoverbeach Offline
#35 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 9:15 AM EST
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Basically all of us, because he's not a contrary, disrespectful little sh1t, unlike someone else on here

And if I recall Sunday school correctly, God don't roll like that no more
RayR Offline
#36 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 9:31 AM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Basically all of us, because he's not a contrary, disrespectful little sh1t, unlike someone else on here

And if I recall Sunday school correctly, God don't roll like that no more


So another bromance partner comes out of the closet?

Yes, unlike Frankie I am contrary [Middle English contrarie, from Anglo-Norman, from Latin contrārius : contrā, against; see kom in Indo-European roots + -ārius, -ary.] and disrespectful towards lizard people.

And don't be so sure God doesn't roll like that no mo.
bgz Offline
#37 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 9:47 AM EST
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Uh... I've already canonized that RayR is in fact Fat Lizard People...

So that makes him a disrespectful fat sh*t.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#38 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 9:52 AM EST
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Ray, I didn't mention anyone by name. You must have a guilty conscience

It's OK. Not everyone has the kind of personality that is capable of being appreciated by others. I can understand why you'd want to lash out
RayR Offline
#39 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 10:11 AM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Ray, I didn't mention anyone by name. You must have a guilty conscience

It's OK. Not everyone has the kind of personality that is capable of being appreciated by others. I can understand why you'd want to lash out


Don't be coy with me, you could have been pointing at BGZ who is a narcissist with all his straw man tricks and stuff, but I know SOB...I know.


Tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito. “Do not give in to evil, but proceed ever more boldly against it.”
bgz Offline
#40 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 10:14 AM EST
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RayR wrote:
Don't be coy with me, you could have been pointing at BGZ who is a narcissist with all his straw man tricks and stuff, but I know SOB...I know.


Tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito. “Do not give in to evil, but proceed ever more boldly against it.”


I'm offended... narcissists are generally low functioning and can't see passed their own ideals and use shame and guilt as primary tactics to sway positions...

Sound like anyone? You low functioning lizard people you...
RayR Offline
#41 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 10:19 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
I'm offended... narcissists are generally low functioning and can't see passed their own ideals and use shame and guilt as primary tactics to sway positions...
Sound like anyone? You low functioning lizard people you...


Yep, that be you.
bgz Offline
#42 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 10:21 AM EST
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RayR wrote:
Yep, that be you.


NO YOU!
bgz Offline
#43 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 10:22 AM EST
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You know the difference between you and me?

My opinion can actually change with a good argument... something you're severely lacking.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#44 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 10:34 AM EST
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Why do you tell actors to break a leg?
Because every production has a cast
Major Boobage Offline
#45 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 10:44 AM EST
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Why did RayR cross the road?

He wanted to fuch the chicken.
bgz Offline
#46 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 10:55 AM EST
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Damn... joke of the year candidate right there
frankj1 Offline
#47 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 1:28 PM EST
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Major Boobage wrote:
Why did RayR cross the road?

He wanted to fuch the Buffalo chicken.



sassy!!!
tailgater Offline
#48 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 3:44 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
Can we all stop and appreciate the fact that the straight lib guys are gonna have to suck a dick to prove they are not bigots.

Jersey Noah tweeted:



Who the fuch is jersey noah?
HockeyDad Offline
#49 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 5:10 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Who the fuch is jersey noah?


I think it’s one of BGZ’s accounts.
Major Boobage Offline
#50 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 5:17 PM EST
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He is not one of my accounts
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