Agree with Z, it's a shame Teedubya isn't around for this.
Speaking of transphobic, you wanna know what I saw today at Walmart.
It was a dude with no boobage wearing a bikini top and girlie shorts. I know he was a dude because he had hairy legs and dark facial hair like he didn't shave in 3 days.
If he was trying to identify as a hideous woman, he was doing a chitty job at it except for the hideous part. He looked nervous and self-conscious too, like: "are they staring at me?"
, "why are they staring at me?"