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jpotts Offline
#101 Posted:
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I'll second #99.

jetblasted Offline
#102 Posted:
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$10 ?
CWFoster Offline
#103 Posted:
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"Historically, it has been considered un-gentlemanly and rude to discuss religion and politics with strangers. I feel that we are basically strangers with one another. If we are going to stop the posting of anything but cigar related pics based on some sort of moral code of conduct then we should also apply this same code to the bad-mannered discussion of both of these subjects.

Tuck I understand that you have the best intentions when you try to censor the board but I feel that you should leave that up to the people at CI. If CI wanted this board to be different then it is up to them, not us."

Buckwheat, opinions were asked in a pair of threads devoted to polling the users of these boards if we would like the nipple resriction lifted. Tuckersdad responded, if somewhat...exuberently to the negative. Do not fault him for expressing his opinion when asked for it!

BTW VERY nice hit! now I have YOUR addy! heh heh heh
jpotts Offline
#104 Posted:
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CWFoster:

Nice, tactful, cogient post.

But back to the discussion on nipples...




*snicker*
adroomi Offline
#105 Posted:
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Jpotts,
What makes you think those men are humiliating themselves? YOU seem to be the one embarrassed and humiliated by the thought of a ****, not them.

Why just last Wednesday, I had a party in my room and two girls worshipped my schlong. They danced and sang and then one fell into the tub and spilled water on my new suede jacket (but I took it back to the store and exchanged it, so it's all good).

I quote Tom Cruise:

Mrs. Kovic: Don't say **** in this house!

Ron Kovic: ****! ****! Big f*cking erect ****, mom! ****! ****!


Or...you can try this:

http://www.angelfire.com/movies/JulyExtras/America.wav

jetblasted Offline
#106 Posted:
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . .

Nipples . . .


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . .
adroomi Offline
#107 Posted:
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oops...dang weed is killing my brain cells faster than I can regenerate them.

Try it again:

http://www.angelfire.com/movies/JulyExtras/****.wav
jpotts Offline
#108 Posted:
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adroomi:

"What makes you think those men are humiliating themselves?"

You mean, besides the fact that I was laughing so hard, I was crying? Out side of that, no reason at all.



"YOU seem to be the one embarrassed and humiliated by the thought of a ****, not them."

Embarassed? No. Then again, I have better things to do in my life then to bow down on an exaggerated stone representation of my "member." The one I've got is fine, thanks, and it doesn't need a bigger ego then what it already has.

I could make a reference to "swelled head" here, but I'll take a pass on that one...



"Why just last Wednesday, I had a party in my room and two girls worshipped my schlong. They danced and sang and then one fell into the tub and spilled water on my new suede jacket (but I took it back to the store and exchanged it, so it's all good)."

Luckily, blow-up dolls float, so there was no risk of drowning involved.



"I quote Tom Cruise.."

If you got to quote Tom Cruise, of all people, you're already doomed.
jetblasted Offline
#109 Posted:
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I hated that movie . . .
CWFoster Offline
#110 Posted:
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It just amazes me when someone asks for an opinion, and someone else gives one that others don't agree with, and the response is "who asked you?"

it just seems so......Democratic!
jpotts Offline
#111 Posted:
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CWFoster:

Who asked you?





*snicker*
adroomi Offline
#112 Posted:
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Jet,
Why did you hate that movie? I bet if you watched it again, you'd like it better. I hated it the first time I watched it also. Now I "get" it.

Jpotts,
You claim to have no issues with your own sexuality, but yet you demean mine (blow up dolls?) in order to make yours seem more fullfilling to you. Sorta curious don't you think?
jpotts Offline
#113 Posted:
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"You claim to have no issues with your own sexuality, but yet you demean mine (blow up dolls?) in order to make yours seem more fullfilling to you."

No, actually it was for my own amusement. I have absolutely no problems with intimate relations with my wife. Then again, I don't need to go into exaggerated detail about each tawdry encounter I've had, nor do I require volume discounts and/or group seating.

JBU with his cramped fingers, choking the chicken for all its worth, and you with your instant-on studliness have been a fine source of titillating, comical enjoyment.



"Sorta curious don't you think?"

No. Funny, maybe, but not curious.
bloody spaniard Offline
#114 Posted:
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Didn't read most of the thread but don't understand the hubbub.
I'm no prude but pornograghy HAS been proven to be addictive and can dissolve the intimacy between man & wife.

Greetings, brother Tuck.

Dr Pepperhill Offline
#115 Posted:
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"pornograghy HAS been proven to be addictive and can dissolve the intimacy between man & wife."

That's an oversimplification Bloody, like saying whaking off can make you go blind; which is as ridiculous as asserting the image of female, but not male breasts will lead to corruption of the soul. BS (not your initials BTW).

Excessive & obssessive sex, pornography, drug use (nicotine is a drug last time I checked), gambling, TV watching, whatever, is unhealthy and can interfere with normal family relations. Don't tell me one or two BOTLs haven't had rocky family relations for going wild with the credit card dog rockets.

Claiming that seeing female breasts (but not male breasts) is wrong or emotionally corrosive is just absurd. If that's your belief, look away when confronted by one (or two), and it shouldn't be a problem.
jpotts Offline
#116 Posted:
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"Claiming that seeing female breasts (but not male breasts) is wrong or emotionally corrosive is just absurd. If that's your belief, look away when confronted by one (or two), and it shouldn't be a problem."

Problem is that once nipples start making it into the picture posts around here, then instead of looking away once or twice while looking at pics, you'll have to start doing it all the time. That kind of stuff tends to turn quite a few people off, regardless of genuine morals, and then they stop coming to this board. And, I might add, there is no way of telling by the name of the post whether there is nudity or not until the actual picture is displayed.

Then there is the matter of being on this board while you're at work. You go into a pic post - maybe even accidentally - when some female employee with a chip on her shoulder is walking by - with one gander at those silicone-enhanced mammarys, and you're off on your way to "sensitivity training."

Some of us also work at places with firewalls, where sites with bare boobies are typically blocked. Someone at the company gets a wiff that nude female breasts are available on this site, and BAM, you'll no longer be able to track your bids anymore.

I could also go into, perhaps, some of the female members of this board not all so hyped about bare-breasted women being easily accessible on CBID either.

Frankly, it doesn't really matter to me one way or the other. I'm not a big frequenter of the "oinks" on this board, or any board for that matter (although, I'll admist I've seen a few on this one, and openly wondered if they were airbrushed). But I can see some practical reasons why guys like Tuckersdad, Bloody, maybe the CBID staff, and perhaps a few slient others would like to nip this backslide into nudity in the bud.

Dr Pepperhill Offline
#117 Posted:
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Potts, we appear to possess the business acumen of an ant. Using sex and drugs as marketing tools draws more business in that it runs off. On a purely commercial basis, you're waaaay off.

As for nudity, I'm LMAO. Look at this post from the pic board for today: http://tinyurl.com/yn689p

You're telling me that's not nudity? The only difference between her curly cues and erasers that you apparently can't see is psychological. You sexualy repressed types are amzaing architects of imaginational bridges.

Hypocrisy is a worse form of vulgarity IMO.
Dr Pepperhill Offline
#118 Posted:
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Speaking of sinfully tempting titties, here's one the boss man himself posted: http://tinyurl.com/y7z5bu

Seriously people
Lizardo Offline
#119 Posted:
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Hey Pepperhill,

Just google, boobs, breasts, tatats, t!ts, and jack yourself silly. This is a cigar forum, lets keep it that way. There's plenty of porn sites out there, why are you so hellbent on getting nudity on this site?



Dr Pepperhill Offline
#120 Posted:
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Good idea Lizardo, would you mind giving me a hand?

Another repressed tit-hater in denial. John Winthrop is cheering from his grave.
Dr Pepperhill Offline
#121 Posted:
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Lizardo you tw*t, there is already nudity on this site, drugs too. Here, have some more koolaid.
jpotts Offline
#122 Posted:
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"Potts, we appear to possess the business acumen of an ant. Using sex and drugs as marketing tools draws more business in that it runs off. On a purely commercial basis, you're waaaay off."

Look, I work at an automotive company with really strict sexual harassment policies. Sometimes, like today, I've got some time on my hands, so I come here to ease the boredom between jumping on people for not getting things done properly. If this site gets blocked, I can't track my bids - period. And I'm sure I'm not the ONLY person with that kind of concern.



"As for nudity, I'm LMAO. Look at this post from the pic board for today: http://tinyurl.com/yn689p"

Yeah, I've already seen that, and I'm waiting to see how long it is before it gets yanked. I haven't made an issue of it because it's not something that really bothers me personally. But I'll tell you this, I was hurriedly looking over my shoulder while I hammered the Back button with my mouse pointer.


"You sexualy repressed types are amzaing architects of imaginational bridges."

Tell that to a radical femanist, looking to be offended.

My parents used to own a flower shop, and they were sued because they didn't hire a driver that was a female. Even though over 50% of their employees were female, it didn't matter. It went to court, and was litigated. They won, but not without all of the to-do of the legal system, not to mention the expense.



"Hypocrisy is a worse form of vulgarity IMO."

Fine. But they typically don't fire you for hypocrisy, nor do they send you to "sensitivity training" because you're a hypocrite.
Lizardo Offline
#123 Posted:
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Answer my phucking question you reject. Why do you want nudity on this particular site? Can't find the 8 billion porn sites already out there?
Dr Pepperhill Offline
#124 Posted:
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Lizardo are you daft? There is already nudity on this site. Do you know what a labia majora is? It's about as lame as denying that the typed word phucking doesn't really mean *ucking. Do you kiss your mom with that mouth son?
bloody spaniard Offline
#125 Posted:
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Doc, it does the heart good to see you take up a cause with so much fervor and commitment.
You are shaking from the adrenalin rush & so alive!
Betcha Peewee wasn't that excited when he speckled the audience in the theater.

Who's your patron saint, Dolly Parton or Morganna the kissing bandit? LOL!
Lizardo Offline
#126 Posted:
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One pic gets through and you are jumping at the bit to see more, get help man. If your that much in need hire a hooker.


MACS Offline
#127 Posted:
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Now, now Mr. Lizardo... are you not now contributing to the very thing you decried in a thread that is still on page one??


HMMMMMMMMMM!???
erkwgz Offline
#128 Posted:
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Curious and curiouser.
Lizardo Offline
#129 Posted:
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Macs, he picked the fight, I'm just trying to understand his deviance.
Dr Pepperhill Offline
#130 Posted:
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Bloody, I'm just commenting on moral uptightness and fake shock at real nudity, it's how I pass the empty minutes. It's an absurd social delusion in my eyes, sorry if my discussing it upsets your sensibilities; I'm sure you'll get over it however (just say 100 hail marys ... 200 to be safe).
erkwgz Offline
#131 Posted:
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And cussing and calling names while you do it. ergo MACS post
Dr Pepperhill Offline
#132 Posted:
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Lizardo, I have your deviance right here. It's long, brown, & hot. No sex though pleaase, this is a cigar board.
Lizardo Offline
#133 Posted:
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"And cussing and calling names while you do it. ergo MACS post"

Are you refering to me? cuz if so, I never call anyone names unless they start in on me first.
erkwgz Offline
#134 Posted:
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Little bit of difference between a twit and a phucking reject Mr. Clean It Up Chappie.
Lizardo Offline
#135 Posted:
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Change that "i" to an "a" and you'll see what he was calling me.
erkwgz Offline
#136 Posted:
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You are what you eat so being called a **** poses NO problem for mw.
Dr Pepperhill Offline
#137 Posted:
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I was actually intending to say twot, which is defined as (T)he (W)ar (O)n (T)errorism, but in this case refers to Lizardos (T)he (W)ar (O)n (T)itties.
Dr Pepperhill Offline
#138 Posted:
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Ok Lizardo reversed his no vote and voted yes, I'm changing twot to (T)uckersdad's (W)ar (O)n (Titties) and leaving it at that.
bloody spaniard Offline
#139 Posted:
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You're not shocking my sensibilities, Doc.

I was merely saying that pornography can affect the physical structure of your brain & turn you (interchangeable with "one") into a porno-zombie if you are not careful.

When you view porn, gamble, or engage in any other addictive activity such as watching the full Sal Mineo masterpiece collection as in your case, the brain appears to produce an addictive "drug cocktail " of testosterone, oxytocin, dopamine and serotonin which may have a measurable organic effect on the brain.

That's all.

By the way, I do unashamedly pray Hail Marys but didn't have the spiritual stamina to finish the full 200 this time. LOL!
Dr Pepperhill Offline
#140 Posted:
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Things been tight lately Blood, had to hock the Mineo collection to buy the kids Christmas gifts.

Call me lucky, but I don't get addicted to sex, drugs, gambling, food; some do, without a doubt. It may not be gentelmanly, as white powdered wig wearer Tucks is always saying, but I've become aroused while looking at free internet porn :cough:, but that was just a passing phase; things didn't work out well between me & the Dell Inspiron E1505. Seriously, I'm so horny I'll schmooze the wife, then whack off in the shower after; that's normal male Homo sapien behavior so far as I know. What's weird (to me) is jumping the old lady, then using soap on a rope in the shower after, THEN crying and asking Jesus' forgiveness after that. I'm talking Rod Serling weird: oh well, different strokes.

It's similar to when I was growing up in east Texas and lived in a dry county. No booze sales in our county, so everyone drove over to the next county 15 miles away, big neon signs right on the border. Everybody knew it, big old trucks full and station wagons full of beer & liquor, the cops didn't harrass anybody. It's just stupid is all I'm saying, normal sex and beer is probably good for folks; calling down the hellfire & sin is so 20th century. Appeasing the moral hard liners just rubs me the wrong way. I see no value in even humoring their humorless asses; let em' tell it to a therapist.

Probably just a by-product of having grown up in east Texas (not to mention having a brain). I faithfully hereafter swear to support the TWOT however, you know, out of some misdirected sense of loyalty: no titties on my watch damnit!
jpotts Offline
#141 Posted:
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Dr.Pepperhill:

"What's weird (to me) is jumping the old lady, then using soap on a rope in the shower after, THEN crying and asking Jesus' forgiveness after that."

First, I'm totally missing the "soap on a rope" reference here. Fill me in.

Secondly, jumping the old lady is not a sin, and therefore requires little asking of the forgiveness of Jesus.

Third, if this is you view of moral hard-liners (and I have been portrayed in this thread), it is a tad skewed. Scratch that: it's just outright false.


"It's just stupid is all I'm saying, normal sex and beer is probably good for folks; calling down the hellfire & sin is so 20th century."

No one has ever questioned "normal" sex. It's the continual need for stimulation that's being objected to.


"Appeasing the moral hard liners just rubs me the wrong way. I see no value in even humoring their humorless asses; let em' tell it to a therapist."

That's called "cutting your nose off to spite your face".

Again, I think you assume way too much about "moral hard-liners" as you put them.
Dr Pepperhill Offline
#142 Posted:
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Potts it's not rocket science: you do it the way you like, I do it the way I like it, everbody's happy. If you don't like the way I do it, go do it to yourself, again, everybody's happy.
Dr Pepperhill Offline
#143 Posted:
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Agreed?
jpotts Offline
#144 Posted:
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Dr. Pepperhill:

Uh...Ok?

Not sure what that had to do with the last post, but I'll agree....somewhat.
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