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tailgater Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Feb 19 2001, 5:46 AM EST
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First I had to quit jogging because the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. Now I have to stop skiing because the ashes fly into my face. What's next?
sellnmony Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Feb 19 2001, 6:02 AM EST
Joined: 01-24-2000
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You may have to stop driving! Have you seen the commercial where the guy asks the traffic court Judge, "Have you ever tried to drive with a lit cigar in your lap?"
bud451 Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Feb 19 2001, 6:38 AM EST
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Scuba diving might give you some problems along with space exploration.
Charlie Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Feb 19 2001, 8:08 AM EST
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Mountain climbing might be a little difficult due to high altitudes and use of both hands.
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#5 Posted: Mon, Feb 19 2001, 11:18 AM EST
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Or the other part of that commercial where the guy tells the traffic judge "There's NO speed limit on the shoulder?!"...LOL
hegemonic Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Feb 20 2001, 6:16 PM EST
Joined: 01-17-2000
Posts: 1,294
now I'm lost...
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