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Her Highness, Senator Clinton
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RDC Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, May 22 2003, 5:52 AM EST
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Hillary Clinton went to a primary school to talk about the world. After her talk she offered question time. One little boy put up his hand, and the Senator asked him what his name is.

"Billy," the lad replies.

"And what is your question, Billy?" asked the Senator.

"I actually have three questions:

First--whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

Second--why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

And third--whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informed the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resumed Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy put his hand up; Hillary points him out and asked him for his name.

"Larry," replied the boy.

"And what is your question?" she asks.

"I have five questions:

First--whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

Second--why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

Third--whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?

Fourth--why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And fifth--what happened to Billy?"
sketcha Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, May 22 2003, 6:48 AM EST
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Why doesn't Hilary wear short skirts?








She doesn't want anyone to see her balls.
tailgater Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, May 22 2003, 7:54 AM EST
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I ate lunch at the local KFC.
I got the 6 piece Hillary special:
Two fat thighs, two small breasts, and two left wings.
Charlie Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, May 22 2003, 8:12 AM EST
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What, no balls?

Charlie
Homebrew Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, May 22 2003, 6:12 PM EST
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I'll bet there were fries with that.
Mr.Mean Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, May 22 2003, 7:16 PM EST
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LMAO!!!!
Tobasco Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, May 22 2003, 8:14 PM EST
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Good one! Hehehe!

Mag
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, May 22 2003, 11:26 PM EST
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she is not my favorite person, but i don't make fun of w's appearance, except fot that little bouncy walk, why do you guys feel it is necessary to make fun of this person who could be the first woman president.

i would not vote for her.
sketcha Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, May 23 2003, 5:31 AM EST
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W. does walk pretty funny. If ever there was a "white", tight butt, no soul walk, that's it. Not super Presidential.

Sorry my W. loving friends. Don't be mad.
eleltea Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, May 23 2003, 2:27 PM EST
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Rick doesn't believe in making fun of presidents. Tell 'em, Rick, and I agree!
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, May 23 2003, 2:34 PM EST
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sketcha

your description is better by far then mine.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, May 23 2003, 2:44 PM EST
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eleltea

i don't think i ever made fun of his appearance.

i have suggested he is a dumb ass, but that is refering to his mind, not his "white", tight butt, no soul walk" (thanks sketcha)

they do dress him nice.

how about the bouncing back and forth in a chair? like a petulant child,

again, not a reference to appearance, but behavior.

so, go after h for her behaviour, her supercilious attitude, her inability to solve her marital problems, more bill's fault then hers probably, and anything else that let's you dislike her so much.

but her appearance, that's adolescent

sketcha Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, May 23 2003, 3:38 PM EST
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Uh, oh! A compliment from Rick. I'm in trouble now. I didn't mean it guys, I swear.

Really though. George Sr. walked like a president. Bill did, especially on his long, scripted walk down the hall to his "final" speech as President. Ron, of course did. His hero John Wayne had to work on it early on, but at least he knew how important it was. He just seems so uncomfortable walking. He does look good jogging though and is obviously much better at jogging past Micky D's than Bill was.

Just call 'em as I see 'em. Oh wait, no one's posted an argument with me. Never mind.

Hail to the Chief!
eleltea Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, May 23 2003, 4:25 PM EST
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Rick, point taken. So, don't you think George looked great after that carrier landing?
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, May 24 2003, 12:36 AM EST
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he looked exactly like h was supposed to look. a hero meets the troops. as i said, they dress him nice.

question. a hypothetical question. a, it didn't happen, kind of question.

suppose, just suppose bush got air sick. it can happen to anyone. it could have happened to him.

what would have been done to prevent him from stepping out of the plane covered in vomit.

my best fantasy yet.
Charlie Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, May 24 2003, 8:40 AM EST
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Oh the hatred must really cause you lots of sleepless nites, Rick!

Charlie
cwilhelmi Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, May 24 2003, 10:01 AM EST
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How much did it cost to fly him and the media out there for all of that hoopla? it should come out of the republican re-election fund!! Waste of time and money.
Charlie Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, May 24 2003, 5:08 PM EST
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As if the Clinton's never wasted funds! Hillary is still throwing it around, and Bill will cost us a fortune since he is only 56 years old or so.

Charlie
Robby Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, May 24 2003, 6:49 PM EST
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Rick, probably the same things that would have been done to prevent us from hearing about the blew dress if they got their hands on it before we heard about it...
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, May 24 2003, 7:14 PM EST
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charlie

it is not hatred of w. he's just a pawn.

and the only time i think about him, is on the post, or if he appears sudenly on my tv and the remote is farther away then it should be.

try to remember charlie i don't hate and especially someone so insignificant. i more feel sorry for him because he thinks he is charge.
tailgater Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, May 24 2003, 7:15 PM EST
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chris,
Despite the immense PRIDE I felt when I witnessed the event, I too thought of the cost.
Then I heard (from a liberal news source) that the cost was minimal by todays standards of news conferences. The ship was already loaded up with crew, so other than the jet flying the President, all the costs would be similar to a standard off site location.
But it's still humorous to hear a liberal question the cost of something.
tailgater Offline
#22 Posted: Sat, May 24 2003, 7:29 PM EST
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Rick,
Characatures of political figures almost always exagerate a physical feature in an unflattering way.
I wouldn't consider those to be adolescent in their humor.
Similarly, the KFC joke looses its umph without the thigh and breast lead in. And the true punch line is the "left wing" reference.
Sorry you didn't understand the joke.
sketcha Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, May 24 2003, 7:35 PM EST
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Another sweet "typo" by Robby. Nice work.
jjohnson28 Offline
#24 Posted: Sat, May 24 2003, 9:09 PM EST
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KFC chickens don't have nuggetts.Don't you guys watch the news??? LOL
cwilhelmi Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, May 26 2003, 6:39 AM EST
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tg - If it didn't really cost anything over the norm then I could care less. And yes, that question came from me, I'm not nearly as far off center as you think. But when you've fallen off the right side edge it's hard to tell where anyone else is...

C
tailgater Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, May 26 2003, 5:51 PM EST
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I'm just naturally dizzy.
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