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Things to say/do in a bathroom stall ....
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#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 9,719
Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

"Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise

"Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

"Darn, this water is cold."

Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

"Now how did that get there?"

“Humus, that reminds me of humus."

Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew and Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! That feels good."

"Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!

Say, "Geesh, that sure looks like a wart."

Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
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#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2000
Posts: 5,874
LMAO!
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
whenever i see a post that has not been responded to i usually say something. being ignored is a blow to one's ego.

so i post a response. what made you post this?
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#4 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 12,535
Funny stuff Jims. X
octowings Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 10-22-2002
Posts: 390
Here I sit all lonesome hearted...
Came to _ _ _ _ but only farted...

...octo
merlin9052 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 04-25-2003
Posts: 308
ROFLMFAO!!!!
Now i need to wipe off the root beer i just spewed all over my monitor!!
Eric
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