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SLIMBOLI, Please tell me your pulling my leg...
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esplendidoschick Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, May 17 2002, 4:39 PM EST
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Please tell me that was just a HORRIBLE joke about Jack!!!!! You've made me cry...and that doesn't come easy for me even though I'm just a girl...
fbcoacho Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, May 17 2002, 5:01 PM EST
Joined: 12-31-1999
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Yes, Jack is GAY,a DEAF MUTE,PARAPLEGIC,was molested by a PRIEST,maried 4x's,all ex wives are LESBIANS...what else you need to know?? Oh yeah He is 3rd Cousin Removed from being ROOKIE and Mr.Means cousin. But he is NOT in any way related to Carlos Fuente or Tony Borhani.
esplendidoschick Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, May 17 2002, 5:25 PM EST
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You guys SUCK!!!
jjohnson28 Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, May 17 2002, 5:28 PM EST
Joined: 09-12-2000
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Jack didn't die,he had a sex change and now he does the donkey shows in TJ.
Slimboli Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, May 17 2002, 6:20 PM EST
Joined: 07-09-2000
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Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't finsh my sentence.

What ia meant to say, was ... E-Chick ... didn't you hear? Jack passed away (some really good Cupido's from his humi's) a few months ago. Very tragic (what it did to his collection) ...
xibbumbero Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, May 17 2002, 7:40 PM EST
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Espychick,Just don't ask him to pull your finger. X
esplendidoschick Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, May 18 2002, 8:09 AM EST
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Yeah right...I already tried that one and the smoke STILL hasn't cleared! LOL! P-U!
xibbumbero Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, May 18 2002, 8:23 AM EST
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Espychick,LMAO. X
jcrimmins Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, May 18 2002, 3:02 PM EST
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This is terrible news. How come no one told me?
jcrimmins Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, May 18 2002, 3:03 PM EST
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Hi Marlene.
Charlie Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, May 18 2002, 3:14 PM EST
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Haven't you heard, you are a dead gay whatever!!!! Charlie
jcrimmins Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, May 18 2002, 3:17 PM EST
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I heard the rumors but I didn't know they were true.
esplendidoschick Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, May 18 2002, 10:50 PM EST
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Jack, it's MARLA...not marlene...close enough! Just got home from a herf with JJ in San Diego...nice guy...I want the pictures of the rattlesnake tequilla shots...I mean the one of Jim (you wuss)...oh yeah, thought you were dead...a$$hole Slimboli! E-Chick
jcrimmins Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, May 19 2002, 4:51 AM EST
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Sorry Marla. It's hard to type with rigor mortus. The internet connection from the great beyond sucks! Glad to see your back. I missed you.
Slimboli Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, May 19 2002, 4:53 AM EST
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Hehehe ... reminds me of the old John Wayne movie, where everyone throughout the whole thing kept telling him ... "I thought you were dead!"
jcrimmins Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, May 19 2002, 5:00 AM EST
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Here's the rattlesnake story. Jim and I are in Mexico at an out of the way spot called La Bufadora. We're drinking and smoking. Jim says we gotta hit this place called Gordos for a shot of rattlesnake tequila. I'm in. We get to Gordos. The guy has this jar of tequila with a dead rattlesnake in the bottom. The rattlesnake looks like it's been dead for 10 years. I was still willing at this point. Then the bartender stirs up the jar. Pieces of dead rattlesnake skin are swirling around. He pours Jim a shot. I had to pass at this point. I am a wuss. Jim pounded it down.
Ask Jim about Pancho Viagra. LOL
esplendidoschick Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, May 19 2002, 11:25 AM EST
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Yeah Jack, Jim said there were scales floating...I almost lost it! He said he gets a shot of it whenever he's there...probably the same damn bottle! We'll see when he gets back home if they went there!!! I used to go to La Bufadora (the blowhole) when I was a youngster and stupid...won't catch this blonde gringo mamasita in Me-he-co near the border any more. I prefer the Yucatan if I need my Mexico fix, but let me know if your in these parts [email protected]
E-Chick ps...kick slimboli for me
jcrimmins Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, May 19 2002, 4:35 PM EST
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I'm going to Cancun in July for a week. Staying at an all-inclusive resort. I can't wait. Mexico is my favorite vacation spot. I may make a trip to Ca. some time this summer. I've got a brother there who's pretty ill. Maybe we can get together with Jim and a few other left-coasters.
esplendidoschick Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, May 19 2002, 4:56 PM EST
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Yes yes yes yes yes!!! Or maybe...we'll meet you in Cancun!!!! I was just there in November (actually Cozemel) and rented dune buggies from Tarzan tours. One of the funnest days of my life! They have a website, probably tarzantours.com or something, dunno...anyway, Mike and I want to go back soon. Tropical trips are our thing.
esplendidoschick Offline
#20 Posted: Sun, May 19 2002, 4:57 PM EST
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Selfish me...I certainly hope and pray your brother is in good hands and wish him the best.
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#21 Posted: Fri, May 30 2003, 10:19 AM EST
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^

- had to top this - it is still a classic from the good old days .... bwahahaha
E-Chick Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, May 30 2003, 11:45 AM EST
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I fell so taken advantaged of...thanks for the memories Jimmy...
E-Chick Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, May 30 2003, 11:46 AM EST
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Eye faeilled spaeling...kan yu tale?
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