Bartenders Psychology:
Before you ladies order a drink in public, you should
read this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they
could nail a woman's personality based on what she
drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred
on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ***
.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her
cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance,
has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If
she's interested, she'll send you a drink...
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated
yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend
quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and
sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she
is...this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and
looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been
blessed. Nothing to do but wait; however, be careful
not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what
happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and
clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get
laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a
sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but
getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the
toothless waitress
