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Robby Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2003, 12:40 PM EST
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Does anyone know what kind of pigs are best for sex? And are there state-by-state rules about bestiality?

We already know it’s ok to beat your sausage in Milwaukee…
choner Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2003, 12:50 PM EST
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I usually look for the pigs in high heels and miniskirt. They tend to be a little more loose then the regular ones. But if I can't find any of them, sheep are bad either.

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choner Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2003, 12:51 PM EST
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I meant sheep aren't bad either.
BeatDragon Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2003, 12:53 PM EST
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Ya know where they get virgin wool???







Ugly sheep.
usahog Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2003, 4:11 PM EST
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SHEEP LIE!!!!! SHEEP LIE!!!!!!!


Hog
Robby Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2003, 5:26 PM EST
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hahahaha, that's one of my most favorite punch lines!
THL Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2003, 5:32 PM EST
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Some call it beastiality, I prefer animal husbandry. Where's my waders? You ever seen a grown pig naked?
arwings Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2003, 6:15 PM EST
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I've always seen the prettiest pigs at closing time in whatever bar I'm in...........
Homebrew Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2003, 7:52 PM EST
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Hey Arwings,
I think we must go to the same bars.
I'm in nw arkansas.
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)
JonR Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2003, 9:54 PM EST
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The " Three Little Pigs " I heard they were AC/DC, that's what the wolf said. Not that there is anything wrong with that. JonR
Tobasco Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Jul 12 2003, 8:12 AM EST
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LMFAO @ Jon!...Hehe!

Mag
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Jul 13 2003, 8:19 AM EST
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a joke

a man goes to visit a friend who happens to be a farmer. he sees a pig with a wooden leg, a pegleg.

he asks the farmer, what's with the pig. the farmer says that pig is a life saver. last yea when i was driving the tractor and it flipped and pinned, he ran to the house and got people to follow him so i could be removed from under the tractor. and a few months ago when a fire started in the barn, he raised a ruckus and i was able to put out the fire and save the barn. that is one great pig.

the friend then asked the farmer, what's with the wooden leg





and the farmer said




you don't eat a pig like that all at once.
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