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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
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RDC Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jul 10 2003, 4:30 AM EST
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE
DRUNK

British Constitution
Loquacious Transubstantiate
Passive-aggressive disorder
Specificity


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN
YOU'RE DRUNK

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
You're right; I can't jump over that table.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jul 10 2003, 8:54 AM EST
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RDC

thank you for my morning chuckle.
plabonte Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Jul 10 2003, 11:47 AM EST
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Try saying "Aluminum Linolium" three times while drunk
xibbumbero Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jul 10 2003, 5:17 PM EST
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One more impossable thing to say...."Damn you're ugly". X
funjohnny19 Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2003, 8:07 AM EST
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Try saying 'Judicial System' completely sober, without sounding drunk. It's really, really hard.....
Tobasco Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Jul 12 2003, 7:33 AM EST
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RDC, thats a good one!

Mag
Charlie Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Jul 12 2003, 7:45 AM EST
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RDC, those are damn hilarious! LMAO

Charlie

AZ-Ron Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Jul 12 2003, 1:44 PM EST
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thats funny
Ron
sketcha Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Jul 13 2003, 8:04 PM EST
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How 'bout...

"No thanks barkeep, I think I've had enough."
JonR Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Jul 14 2003, 7:37 AM EST
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Sorry ( to Sharon Stone ) I can't do that after all I'm married. JonR
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