Here's one for you. I'm refinancing. I called the mort co I have my current second with. I asked for a copy of my settlement statement. The young lady was clearly reading her canned responses, I may as well have been talking to a machine. She said, that will be processed within 10 to 14 days. I said, will I have it within 10 to 14 days? or are you saying it will be mailed within 10 to 14 days? Her reply? That will be processed within 10 to 14 days. I said, I understand what you're telling me, but what I'm asking is are you estimating that I will receive it in that timeframe? or that it will be mailed in 14 days? her response? That will be processed within 10 to 14 days, this time growing more upset and conveying that in her tone... I said, look, I keep asking you a question and you keep giving me an answer, but it's not the answer to the question I'm asking!? Her response? That will be processed within 10 to 14 days... "Customer Service... Yeah, right!"