ESK, I'm glad you mentioned this.
For years, I've been running a lesser known service for cigar smokers. This provides them with an outlet to dump all tarnished cigars. While we pride ourselves on our work we have been known to lose entire shipments during our rigerous recessitative procedures. It only costs you S&H to box up what problems you have. One of our associates will contact you, and verify the exact nature of your problem for precise diagnostic extremities. Rest assured when we're done with your smokes your problem will be reduced to ashes.