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BeatDragon Offline
#51 Posted: Tue, Jul 22 2003, 1:32 PM EST
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I dont get that last one...

BeatDragon Offline
#52 Posted: Tue, Jul 22 2003, 1:39 PM EST
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I read it again and I still dont get what that has to do with drummers!
barryneedleman Offline
#53 Posted: Tue, Jul 22 2003, 3:40 PM EST
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Thats OK, it relates to bass players.
plabonte Offline
#54 Posted: Wed, Jul 23 2003, 4:14 AM EST
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Dr., Peter Gabriel was on 6/26 but I didn't get to see him because my wife got sick at Summerfest (the music festival where we and Peter were playing). To much booze and ice cream.
plabonte Offline
#55 Posted: Wed, Jul 23 2003, 4:14 AM EST
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Dr., Peter Gabriel was on 6/26 but I didn't get to see him because my wife got sick at Summerfest (the music festival where we and Peter were playing). To much booze and ice cream.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#56 Posted: Wed, Jul 23 2003, 5:03 AM EST
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That's too bad. I was really looking forward to hearing your opinion of his live performance.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#57 Posted: Wed, Jul 23 2003, 9:49 AM EST
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what is the difference between a dead snake in the middle of the road and a dead trombone player in the middle of the road?
The snake was on his way to a gig.

What is the difference between a Saxophone and a chainsaw.
Vibrato.

And architect, a scientist, and a drummer were arguing over who had the smartest dog. They decided to lock each dog a room with sticks to see what they could do with them.

The architect's dogs was able to construct a two story condo.
The scientist's dogs discovered a way to covert the wood into gold.

The drummer's dog showed up two hours late, knocked up the other two dogs, and wanted to know where his check was.



Cigarick Offline
#58 Posted: Wed, Jul 23 2003, 4:15 PM EST
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So this drummer dies and goes straight to Hell. He hears this incredible music, opens a door, and finds Stevie Ray Vaughan and John Entwhistle jamming away, and with no drummer! He jumps on the kit and starts playing, and it's three non-stop hours of the best music he's ever heard, let alone played.

During a break he says, "Look, here I am playing with the greatest guitar player and the greatest bass player in the world, and playing better than I ever have before. How could this possibly be Hell??"

Stevie said, "We have a girl singer."
DrMaddVibe Offline
#59 Posted: Wed, Jul 23 2003, 5:20 PM EST
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Madonna?
sketcha Offline
#60 Posted: Wed, Jul 23 2003, 9:43 PM EST
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Oh Rick. You have no idea how bad that one hurts. The bitch!
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