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The Most Functional Word?
RDC Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2000
Posts: 5,874
Well, it's ****. That's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:

You can be **** faced.
**** out of luck, or have **** for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your **** together.
Find a place for your ****, or decide to **** or get off the pot.

You can smoke ****.
Buy ****, or sell ****.
Lose ****, find ****.
Forget ****, and tell others to eat **** and die.

Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola.

There are lucky ****.
Dumb ****, Crazy ****, and sweet ****.

There is bull ****.
Horse ****.
Cat ****, and chicken ****.

You can throw ****.
Sling ****.
Catch ****.
Shoot the ****, or duck when **** hits the fan.

You can give a ****.
Serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep ****, or be happier than a pig in ****.

Some days are colder than ****.
Some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just plain ****.

Some music sounds like ****.
Things can look like ****,
and there are times when you feel like ****.

You can have too much ****.
Not enough ****.
The right ****.
The wrong ****, or a lot of weird ****.

You can carry ****.
Have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle
Sometimes everything you touch turns to ****, and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your ****, You don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, if you give a ****!
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
no reason to pass along a **** pot.
Tobasco Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2003
Posts: 2,809


Good one RDC!... :>)

Mag
sketcha Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 03-26-2003
Posts: 3,238
That's good ****!
xibbumbero Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 12,535
Well...**** fire! X
Homebrew Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2003
Posts: 11,885
Is that ****, by G. Carlin, it sounds like his ****. I'll have to get my **** together, and research that **** to find out if it is Carlins **** or someone elses ****. I am having a **** day, so I will probably put that **** off till tomorrow, unless I am too busy with other **** I have to do. You know all that **** that keeps pileing into my in box, much like the **** I have already done. Well ****, there goes some more ****, I think I'll get on that ****, after I go Leave a ****, wouldn't want to take one you know.
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)
If I was still in college I would probably smoke some ****, but I guess I will dig into the humi. and smoke the good **** today.
JonR Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
When I was in boot camp ( USMC ) the DI's would use the expression " Bat **** ". JonR
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