a man decides to paint his toilet seat to make it look good.
his wife comes home sits down and gets stuck to the almost dry paint.
he is afraid of hurting her so he carefully removes the seat and carries his wife with the seat still stuck to her, into the bedroom, puts her on the bed and covers her with a blanket. he then calls his doctor telling him to come over and help.
when the doctor arrives and asks what the problem is, he takes the doctor into the bedroom, removes the blanket and asks "what do you think about that?"
the doctor says "it is very cute, but i don't see why you framed it."