> A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving
> her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her
> private parts and notices that there is a response
> on the monitor when she touches her.
> They go to her husband and explain what happened,
> telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little
> oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the
> coma."
> The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that
> they'll close the curtains for privacy. At the very
> least, it's worth a try. The hubby finally agrees
> and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes
> the woman's monitor flatlines...no pulse...no heart
> rate. The nurses run into the room.
> The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants
> and says, "I think she choked
