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spence28 Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Aug 8 2003, 11:13 AM EST
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I have been finding myself in this tricky situation where I have to choose between a smoke or sex. I could have my cake and eat it too, but I haven't been able to defeat the breath issue. Does anyone have suggestions as to what to do about cigar breath?
THL Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Aug 8 2003, 11:18 AM EST
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Smoke a cigar, that should give you cigar breath.
THL Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Aug 8 2003, 11:21 AM EST
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OOOH, you probably want to get rid of cigar breath, huh? A salami and onion sandwich gets rid of it pretty quick.
billyjackson Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Aug 8 2003, 11:28 AM EST
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doggy style
ajeroth Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Aug 8 2003, 11:33 AM EST
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Get her to smoke one too????? heheh
spence28 Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Aug 8 2003, 11:47 AM EST
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Thanks Billyjack!!
No more replies needed
xibbumbero Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Aug 8 2003, 11:49 AM EST
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Simple,Sex first then a cigar. X :~)
BeatDragon Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Aug 8 2003, 11:56 AM EST
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We smoke cigars WHILE having sex!
remington850 Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Aug 8 2003, 11:58 AM EST
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Ok that is way to much visual beatdragon
billyjackson Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Aug 8 2003, 12:01 PM EST
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I disagree with Remington!!! More visual!!! Picture post!! Picture post!!!
usahog Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Aug 8 2003, 12:38 PM EST
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ahhhhh the old you can't have any unless proposition...

but you have just gotten to the Cigar Breath problem... Brushing Teeth does not help... next it will be "No more Alcohol or No more Sex" its ok if you take her out to dinner on Fridays and she has her Occasional drinks... But your forbiddin... then comes you didn't haul out the trash or do the dishes, or pick up your mess in the Living Room... Therefor you are restricted from any of this "Pointing to her Private parts" Well the easiest solution is Help her pack her ****... I did 5 yrs ago and do not regret it one frickin Bit... I rebuilt my life living on Casual Dates here and their to servive.. know overnights at my place types... and then when I felt ready to settle down again I went on a search for the woman who would be compatable with me... Thus I could never be happier!!! and I don't have to listen to any Threats... especially what your hearing now!!!!

Good Luck with your Doggy Style Methods... but when this Issue becomes a public one... sounds to me as a Threat!!!! Treat it as such and Eliminate the Problem!!! I could be more discriptive but I don't want my Post yanked by Gonz!!! LoL

Laterzzzz
Hog

BTW I thought this was going to be a post simular to a Bill and Monica and possibly which Cigars hold up the best to the treatments rendered... this should be on the Misc Board Actually
raven01 Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Aug 8 2003, 12:53 PM EST
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What kind of cigars go with sex?
mrtelcom Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Aug 8 2003, 12:55 PM EST
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Any..
alsant Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Aug 8 2003, 12:56 PM EST
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ask clinton
tandem401 Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Aug 8 2003, 1:16 PM EST
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I once asked a girl if she smoked after or during sex. It was just an approach while staying within the bounds of decorum. Her anwer was, "I don't know. I never looked!"
Lowman Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Aug 8 2003, 2:32 PM EST
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OR...

You can use the search and fine things like this:

http://www.cigarbid.com/...geDisplay=0000000003493

Good Luck..

Low
Suppagus Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, Aug 9 2003, 7:15 PM EST
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I agree with billyjackson - doggie style!! Just don't drop the ash on her back.......woooohhooooooo!!!
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, Aug 9 2003, 9:51 PM EST
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cigars that go with sex? fighting **** comes to mind. (pun intended)
JonR Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Aug 9 2003, 11:10 PM EST
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Doggy style, use her ear for a cigar holder that way you can use one hand to drink your beer and the other hand to work the tv remote. Multitasking just turns me on. LOL JonR
Natsmoker Offline
#20 Posted: Sun, Aug 10 2003, 4:45 AM EST
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Have sex with someone else. Then smoke a cigar before you go home.
hoagie55 Offline
#21 Posted: Sun, Aug 10 2003, 5:08 AM EST
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I heard that the Hoya de Monterrey Excaliber No. 1 was Clinton's cigar of choice. Or was it Monica's cigar of choice. Who really knows?

Anway, enjoy the cigar and then brush your teeth. Then use some Listerine. After that, take about 5 Altoids and kiss her fully on the mouth. The combination of the Listerine and Altoids should numb her taste buds sufficiently to where she shouldn't be able to taste a thing.
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#22 Posted: Sun, Aug 10 2003, 5:46 AM EST
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... you mean she wants you to kiss her too ?
TxRedneck Offline
#23 Posted: Sun, Aug 10 2003, 2:40 PM EST
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Start watching reruns of "Married With Children." That should cure all your sex problems. Al Bundy is my hero!
Txredneck
crose Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Aug 11 2003, 9:13 AM EST
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Oh my god.. I just got hooked on ordering on C-BId and thought I would check out the message board.. I have never laughed so hard in my life...
crose Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, Aug 11 2003, 9:19 AM EST
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unbelieveable !!! I have to admit that it was kinda funny,, You guys are SAD! It's too bad that the women your talking about cant read this ,,, if your really like this then you would ALL have to resort to prostitution for your sex... How disrespectful !!
crose Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, Aug 11 2003, 9:20 AM EST
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Sorry for the last...my wife took control of the computer while I was away..
HockeyDad Offline
#27 Posted: Mon, Aug 11 2003, 9:24 AM EST
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Looks like Crose is heading to the flower shop to buy a dozen roses with his cigar money!
plabonte Offline
#28 Posted: Mon, Aug 11 2003, 10:56 AM EST
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This is my cure for cigar breath when my wife wants to have sex. Or for that matter just kiss.

***BRUSH YOUR TEETH***

That is right. No special mints to buy, no gum, just good old fassion teeth brushing.

For even better results I brush my tongue and use a minty flavored mouth wash.

If a toothbrush isn't handy then chances are you shouldn't be having sex there.
Deriffe Offline
#29 Posted: Mon, Aug 11 2003, 11:10 AM EST
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Try Wrigley's Eclipse Spearmint gum AFTER you smoke the cigar. I am convinced this gum burns off a layer of skin inside your mouth. No more cigar breath though. Chew some BEFORE smoking if you are gonna have a bad cigar. You won't be able to tell the difference.
plabonte Offline
#30 Posted: Mon, Aug 11 2003, 12:06 PM EST
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You know another easy way to rectify this problem is to just keep your mouth closed during sex. Quit panting like a humping dog and you should be fine.
cccbus Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Aug 14 2003, 5:02 PM EST
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I tried a lot of different things but the best by far is those henry clay mints they sell here on cbid. Seriously pop 2 of those in your mouth after a Cigar and hold on to something. Those 2 small mints will peel off many layers of your sinus cavities. LOL
billyjackson Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, Aug 15 2003, 4:04 AM EST
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Gentlemen,

Please let the record show that I am the one who solved the problem. See for yourself...spense, thanked me and said that no more replies were needed. And in fact, he has not replied again.

I am the man.
spence28 Offline
#33 Posted: Fri, Aug 15 2003, 5:16 AM EST
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Gentlemen,
After consulting with my girlfriend and reviewing our various options, we came to the decision together that Billyjacks suggestion was best (no pun intended), and as it turns out, I'm the man, haha. However, the salami and onion sandwich was tempting!!
billyjackson Offline
#34 Posted: Fri, Aug 15 2003, 6:44 AM EST
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No, spence...I am the man...

...how do you think I knew the solution to the problem?
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