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RDC Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2000
Posts: 5,874
A story with a moral



I was happy. My girlfriend and I

had been dating for over a year,

and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way,

my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend?

She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering

me, very much indeed, and that one

thing was her younger sister. My

prospective sister-in-law was twenty

years of age, wore tight mini skirts

and low cut blouses. She would

regularly bend down when quite

near me and I got many a pleasant

view of her underwear.

It had to be deliberate.

She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked

me to come over to check the

wedding invitations. She was alone

when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and

she had feelings and desires for me

that she couldn't overcome and didn't

really want to overcome. She told me

that she wanted to make love to me

just once before I got married and

committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,

and if you want to go ahead

with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned.

I was frozen in shock as I watched her

go up the stairs. When she reached the

top she pulled down her panties and

threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned

and went straight to the front door.

I opened the door and stepped out

of the house.

I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged

me and said, "We are very happy that you

have passed our little test. We couldn't

ask for better man for our

daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is:



Always keep your condoms in your car.
jd1 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-14-2001
Posts: 3,118
LMAO!!
I still say he's nailin' that one down the road!
plabonte Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 09-11-2000
Posts: 2,131
(In my best Mr. Burns voice) Excellent.
xibbumbero Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 12,535
LMAO.X
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
run, do not walk from a family that devious.
JonR Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
I would have said to my future father in-law, the truth be known the only reason I'm marrying your daughter is to get close to her mother. JonR
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