It happened something like this.
I Smoked a cigar on the way up, got there, smoked a cigar, drank beer, got free cigars, smoked a cigar, ate calzone, smoked a cigar, drank more beer, smoked a cigar, got more free cigars, got schooled in dominoes, smoked 3 ciagrs, won a VCR and an ashtray, smoked a cigar.