Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking
blonde, and a frightfully awful looking fat lady
were in a train carriage. After several minutes of the
trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and
the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they
leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on
his cheek.
The blonde thought, 'that rascal Clinton wanted
to touch me and by mistake he must have put his hand
on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his
face.'
The fat lady thought, 'that dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him.'
Bill Clinton thought, 'George put his hand on that
blonde and by mistake she slapped me.'
George Bush thought, 'I hope there's another tunnel
soon so I can smack Clinton again.'
