Um, I believe the word "rats" should have an apostrophe. Whoops. Did I blow it?
I like this crisatodd. He/she gives me a chance to cuss at someone. "F*** crisatodd! F*** 'em in the a$$ with a big rubber ******! Then break it off and beat 'em over the head with the rest of it!"
Oh yeah. That felt good.