An older man, and his grandson, were walking in the backyard, after a nice spring rain. Everywhere they looked, earth worms were making their way out of the soggy ground. The grandfather told his grandson,"If you can get one of those worms, to go back into the hole it just came out of, I'll give you $5." The grandson, carefully straghtened out one of the worms, and tried to feed it into the hole, but the worm just curled and rolled and wouldn't go into the hole. His grandson looked up at his grandfather and said, "Hold on I have an idea." He ran into the house. When he came back out, he had a can of his grandmothers hairspray. He carefully stretched out an earthworm as straight as he could get it, and sprayed it down, Then he carfully slid the worm back into the hole it had come out of, smooth as silk. He turnred and asked his grandfather, "Ok, Where's my $5?" The Grandfather said, "Holy **** son, here's $10, gimmie that hairspray."
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)
